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Fake Gay News

Fake Gay News Round-Up: Feb. 22 - 26
Fake Gay News Round-Up: Feb. 22 - 26
by
bad machine
, Feb 26, 2010
A lesbian who keeps too many friends goes on Hoarders and Heather learns she doesn't really have two mommies.
FakeGayNews Round-up: Dec. 14-18
FakeGayNews Round-up: Dec. 14-18
by
bad machine
, Dec 18, 2009
A woman is still gay after meeting "the right guy," the Kinsey Scale gets replaced and straight people are causing more people to go gay.
Fake Gay News Round-up: Nov. 30 - Dec. 4
Fake Gay News Round-up: Nov. 30 - Dec. 4
by
bad machine
, Dec 4, 2009
Lesbian vampires unionize, gay woman goes overboard for roommate, and more fake headlines from the week.
Fake Gay News Round-up
Fake Gay News Round-up
by
bad machine
, Nov 25, 2009
Headlines from around the nation, including fans unable to tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Amazon.com announces Lesbian Kindle
Amazon.com announces Lesbian Kindle
by
Sarah Warn
, Apr 14, 2009
To make up for their recent "glitch," the online retailer has announced a new line of gay and lesbian Kindles. We have a preview for you!
"The L Word, the Musical" Feature Film Dances Into Theaters Next Year
"The L Word, the Musical" Feature Film Dances Into Theaters Next Year
by
Dara Nai
, Apr 1, 2009
The entire cast is on board for a big screen musical version of Showtime's groundbreaking lesbian TV series.
AMC promises lesbian fans will finally get what they deserve
AMC promises lesbian fans will finally get what they deserve
by
Sarah Warn
, Feb 3, 2009
Bianca and Reese will return for a very special Christmas episode later this year that will "tug at your heart strings."
Broadcast TV execs lay off all actresses playing lesbian characters; no one affected
Broadcast TV execs lay off all actresses playing lesbian characters; no one affected
by
Sarah Warn
, Jan 30, 2009
The five top broadcast networks are taking drastic measures to reign in spending.
New line of purses for butches unveiled at handbag convention
New line of purses for butches unveiled at handbag convention
by
bad machine
, Jan 28, 2009
Unsightly pocket bulges are history thanks to handbags that come with attractive, feminine companions to carry them for your butch ass.
Lesbian Reenactment Village Closes Due to Recession
Lesbian Reenactment Village Closes Due to Recession
by
bad machine
, Jan 24, 2009
Exhibits that will be lost include the "Radical Feminist Pot Luck" and a reenactment of a 1972 "Womyn's Collective."
Lesbian closed captioner sues employer after termination for adding subtext
Lesbian closed captioner sues employer after termination for adding subtext
by
bad machine
, Jan 14, 2009
The transcriptionist was inserting lesbian innuendo into shows like CSI and The Biggest Loser.
"Grey's Anatomy" Inspires Make-Up Line for Workaholic Women
"Grey's Anatomy" Inspires Make-Up Line for Workaholic Women
by
Sarah Warn
, Jan 7, 2009
The products include Meredith Mascara, Lexie Lipgloss, and Callie Concealer.
"Saturday Night Live" Hires Tina Fey to Play Michelle Obama
"Saturday Night Live" Hires Tina Fey to Play Michelle Obama
by
Sarah Warn
, Jan 5, 2009
SNL's Lorne Michaels explained, "we don't have any black women in the cast, and Angelina Jolie wasn't available."