Glee: The 3D Concert Movie didn’t do so well at the box office last week. In fact, it kind of bombed. Maybe Ryan Murphy & Co. overestimated our willingness to drop 15 bucks listening to songs that have been on our iPod for months and watching performances that have been housed in our DVR just as long. Maybe Glee‘s creative crew should have taken some hints from sure-fire box office winners Michael Bay and Nicholas Sparks.
Here’s how we imagine their pitches would have gone.