The gay stuff starts about halfway through, when Rick Santorum explains that gay marriage is like a napkin and straight marriage is like a paper towel. Colbert agrees, and reminds us not to undermine the sanctity of the thing you use to pick up dog vomit.
He also suggests everyone Google “Santorum,” always excellent advice, and yet more evidence of Colbert’s man-crush on Dan Savage.
Herman Cain 2012: Gay Choice
Oct. 5, 2011
We open with a clip of Herman Cain on The View, saying he believes being gay is a choice.
“Every day he chooses not to be gay,” Colbert says, then adds ominously, “Who knows what will happen tomorrow?”
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