We didn’t start the
fire — Let’s rejoin the sister-fight from last week, already in progress.
Ashley is beside herself with rage after watching a video of
Kyla defaming their father and his music and calling Ashley a whore. But mostly
she’s just mad about the “whore” part.
Ashley rifles through her drawers for, oh I don’t know, a
gun? Kyla is working up some tears and apologizing, and when that doesn’t get
Ashley’s attention, she blames the fact that she was wasted on her video
bitchfest. And when that doesn’t
work, she blames Jake.
But Ash isn’t buying any of it.
Ash: Did he hold a gun to your head to make you say all those awful
things about our father and about me, how I’m a whore?
Kyla: I know I made a mistake. What can I do to get you to forgive
me? I’ll do anything.
Ash: You know what you can do? You can take your Soy Chips™, and
your yoga mats and your fashionista wardrobe and you can get out.
Kyla: Come on, Ashley, I’m begging you.
But Ash just gives her the death glare.
I know she’s pissed at Kyla, and I’d want to get rid of her
too. But why blame the Soy Chips™? Those things are tasty!
Let my love open the
door — A perky Spencer shows up later, greeted at the door by a very glum
Ashley. But she should be used to that
by now. Because her girlfriend is such drama, Spencer’s good moods are as
short-lived as Spashley kissing scenes.
Ash tells Spencer that she needs a new phone number and
maybe even a new address. Maybe in
because all she owns is skimpy hooch-wear.
Wait, do they make a slutty parka?
The ever-chipper Spencer smiles and gives an
oh-golly-things-are-just-bound-to-get-better “hmmph,” and invites Ash to go to
Ego with her. Thanks, but I think she’s
Drama queen Ash replies with great solemnity, “I haven’t
even had my coffee yet.”
Spencer tells her that this is “perfect” because they can have
coffee together at Ego! It’s where Lily first
took her for their career-counseling session (which turned into a gay-off.)
Ever since, Spencer can’t seem to stay away from the place. I feel that way about Target.
They have these Sunday brunches, and Lily and Jonica are gonna be there.
Wait, did they put you up to this?
Lily didn’t ask to do an interview?
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
My stupid sister and her ex-manager decided to do a video and now it’s all over
Oh my god, is she naked?
Ha. Good guess.