Sometimes custom-made just doesn’t cut it

 
 

Impossible as it is to believe, Angelina Jolie is apparently picky-picky when it comes to her couture. It seems she was less than pleased with the gown she was made to wear to last night’s Golden Globes.

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Angelina looks gorgeous — crazy hairdo notwithstanding — but all her fussing seems to have taken its toll on poor Brad. What am I saying, “poor Brad”? As if he isn’t the envy of us all.

Just for kicks, relax your eyes so the image blurs a little and pretend he’s a butch dyke sidled up there next to her. Yeah, it’s fun, but Jenny Shimizu is still way hotter.

Jenny Shimizu