She’d look hot in a burlap bag
Unlike certain butchy celebrities who feel the need to throw on a dress when they’re out in public, Joan Jett doesn’t give a damn about her bad reputation and knows exactly how to rock her not-so-inner butch.
Jett showed up at New York’s Bryant Park for Fashion Week and lo, so did Carmen Electra. What a coincidence. I mean, what are the chances? Good thing Carmen and Joan aren’t worried about rumors that they’re in a relationship, because here they are together at the Anna Sui show. Now, I’m no fashion maven. My 2007 Winter Collection is the same as my 1991 Winter Collection: jeans and bulky turtleneck sweaters. And when I say “same” I mean I’m literally still wearing those jeans and turtleneck sweaters from 1991. What some call outdated, I call consistent. Joan Jett understands consistency — she single-handedly keeps the leather pants industry alive — but she does it like the rock star she is.
Now, about Carmen Electra’s dress. What is going on here? She’s either a Goth Little Bo Peep or an Amish French maid. Whatever she is, it seems the hot fashion detail this year is coffee filters.