After six crazytown bananapants seasons, the Gossip Girl series finale will air tonight on the The CW. What a long, strange, rich, white, entitled, subtextual trip it has been. We never did get that Serena/Blair makeout like the one from the books. Ah, well. Before we bid adieu to the ladies of the Upper East Side, let us objectify them one last time in a Shag, Marry, or Dump poll. Who do you choose between Blake Lively, Kristen Bell and Leighton Meester?
Last week’s Dexter winners:
Shag: Yvonne Strahovski
Marry: Jennifer Carpenter
Dump: Lauren Vélez
Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!