This week, summertime TV kicks off in earnest with the return of some of AfterEllen.com’s most loved shows, including every lesbian’s favorite subtextual procedural Rizzoli & Isles. Then in three weeks, USA launches new seasons of Covert Affairs and White Collar. That’s subtext, maintext, and Piper Perabo, respectively! So this week we’re putting the special agents/detectives of those shows to the ultimate test: Who would you shag, marry, and dump between Diana Barrigan, Jane Rizzoli, and Annie Walker?
Last week’s summer blockbuster heroines winners:
Shag: Anne Hathaway
Marry: Emma Stone
Dump: Noomi Rapace
Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments.