Samantha Ronson gets very little face time on “90210″

 
 

It’s been a long time since I saw my last episode of 90210 and boy, has a lot happened. Of course, if you are like me and tuned in just to see Samantha Ronson, it was a gigantic let-down.

Let’s see if I can give you a breakdown of what transpired so you’ve got some context. Navid and Adriana broke up. Adriana tries to get Navid back with a lame song and strum of the guitar. He says hell no.

It took 20 minutes for Silver to get on my screen — which is way too long, CW, you hear me?

Liam is a surfer now and has surfer friends and they all say “dude” way too much. The girl surfer invites them all to some Hollywood party that everyone else seems to have been invited to as well.

Finally we catch a glimpse of SamRo, who is spinning at the event. Total camera time during this scene: 2 seconds, at the most.

SamRo convinces Navid to talk to a group of cute girls by saying, “Go over there. They’re cute.” Total camera time: 4 seconds, at the most.

And that’s all she wrote folks! Here I thought we would get more than a “Hey, look at me! I think girls are cute too, aren’t I a cute lesbian!?” out of the deal, but no.

While the gay factor on this episode was lacking, at least we know there will be an actual romance to look forward to in the near future. What did you think of last night’s episode? Will you come back for the budding romance between Gia and Adriana?

 
 

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