“Rizzoli & Isles” Subtext Recap (4.04): Orange Is the New Rizzles


The DNA from the fetal bone comes back to, will you look at that, the famous golf pro. He also knew the bouncer/fake butt doctor, who he hired to get rid of the evidence that showed he killed his model mistress/baby mama. The detectives go to confront him and he hands Frost his keys thinking he’s the valet. Of, so a douchebag, murderer and a little racist? Cool. The key fob happens to be crown-shaped brass knuckles with three distinct points. Jane has never been happier to curl her fingers around something. And that includes the dirty things you’re thinking about right now.


With the case solved, Dr. Smirnoff Popov finally arrives to what he thinks are rousing applause. But the standing ovation is for the triumphant return of Dr. Maura Isles, of course. She goes straight for Jane, of course. They hug and they hug and it’s like no one else in the world exists. But, dammit, the entire department is there so instead Jane and Maura link arms and whisper to each other about private showings of Maura’s new prison tats. Also she kept the orange jumpsuit. Hey, authenticity is key to good role playing.


And now, your Orange Is the New Black/Rizzoli & Isles crossover tweets of the week. Just call it Caged Gayzzoli.

















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