“Rizzoli & Isles” Subtext Recap (3.01): We can’t help who we love

Jane and Mama R go to the cemetery and see the gravestone of “Baby Maura Doyle.” OK, that’s creepy. And then Jane finally relents and lets her mama hug her because even the thought of a world without Maura is too much for her to bear.

Then she gets an idea and digs a little in front of the gravestone. No, not that kind of idea. Sicko. She finds a bag and in it is the infamous “book.” So she brings it to the hospital to the lead IA investigator, but not before she took a peek inside. Yes, as we all realized ages ago, he is the dirty cop. He threatens Jane with the Dessert Eagle. See, I told her she should have shot him with it when she had the chance. But our Janey is one smart cop and took out the firing pin.

The good guys rush in, the bad guy is arrested. Maura comes in and asks Paddy is he would have shot Jane in the warehouse. He says hell yeah, she’s a cop. And thus The Great Deep Freeze of 2012 is ended. So Jane promptly tells her, “I’ve got something I’ve got to show you.” I know you do, detective, I know you do.

She takes Maura to her empty baby grave, which wasn’t exactly the romantic spot I was hoping for. Maura gets emotional and Jane asks if there’s anything she can do. Maura asks her to leave. We all groan at the make-up sex interrupts. But then she stop Jane as she’s walking away and tells her to, “Tell Pike I want my chair back.” And Jane leaves with a smile.

Maura’s back, and it’s just a matter of time before these two are eye sexing and TGTGTing each other like the LLBFFs that we all know and love that they are. Gosh, I’ve missed those two lovebirds.

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