“Rizzoli & Isles” Retro Subtext Recap (1.01): Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Back at her trashed apartment, Jane looks around in despair. But then Maura arrives with Joe Friday and a gift. Yes, another pet, this time a tortoise. Maura says she thought Jane could use help cleaning up and Jane offers to give her some work clothes. Maura says her red leather jacket, glittery top, skin-tight jeans and cha-cha heels are her work clothes. The Femme Your Femme Could Be Femme Like, remember?

Maura looks intently at Jane and asks where she wants her to start. I can think of a few places, darling. Jane can, too, but not without a few cocktails first – she is no cheap date. So she says they should go out for Bloody Marys instead. Maura asks if Jane is going to change into something other than the still-burned top she had on when attacked. But Jane tells her these are her going out clothes. The Butchest Cop in All the Land, remember?

And then they leave for a night of drinking with their little dog, too. So, let me get this straight, Jane won’t have dinner with the hunky FBI guy, but will have drinks with her hottie medical examiner gal. Nope, this show isn’t gay at all.

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