14. Paige embraces her soft butch
Suspenders and cut-offs and dropped crotches, oh my!
13. Spencer can’t stop staring at things
Damn you, phallic fruit! Damn you to infinity!
12. Paige drops the “L” word
She’s in lesbians with Emily.
11. Mona and Spencer go toe-to-toe
Both cocky as hell and completely unhinged. We could’ve watched them alphabetize former Soviet republics for hours.
10. Spencer and Ali share a slow-dance
In the basement of an insane asylum in the middle of the night. You know, for practice. For boys.