This just in: Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde were in the same room. The actresses were both in attendance at the Maui Film Festival this week, within feet of one another.
Also pictured: Two boys who are not Olivia and Megan.
Now, this is important because Megan once told GQ:
I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.
Ms. Mesmerizing herself, Olivia, responded a few months later, saying:
I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, “Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!” Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.
While there are no photos of said makeout/mountain ox saving happening, it appears their close proximity could have made it so. Olivia is a single woman now. Alas, Megan is not.
Sorry mountain ox.