FanFic Flakes, Slayer Smacks and other lesbi-friendly cereals


Perhaps you’ve heard by now that Roald Dahl publisher Puffin has inked a deal with UK supermarket chain Asda to print Dahl’s classics (The BFG, The Twits, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, etc.) on the back of cereal boxes instead of games and advertisements. I never stop reading, so the Dahl news excited me beyond the telling of it. It also made me think about what else might be fun to read on the back of my cereal box while I enjoy breakfast. My mind immediately jumped to fan fiction. And from there, well, see for yourself:

Imagine this: You wake up every morning, pour yourself a bowl of cereal, and sit down to read the latest installment of your favorite fan fiction. Serial fan fiction. It’s like a shipper’s dream come true. Breakfast with Brittana!


On the back of Slayer Smacks, I envision all kinds of kung fu diagrams, different sorts of moves you can practice to protect yourself from evil. Maybe some collector’s boxes featuring all of our favorite Buffyverse characters. And just imagine the toys inside!

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