Ultimate Halloween Showdown: Sexy Witches vs. Sexy Vampires

For a holiday that is supposed to be scary, Halloween sure serves up a whole lot of sexy instead. In fact, the only truly terrifying prospect this weekend seems to be choosing a sexy favorite. Will it be the wondrous witches or the voluptuous vampires who are the object of your affection on All Hallows’ Eve?

Have no fear, AfterEllen.com is here to settle this age-old dispute once and for all. Who is hotter this Halloween? Hollywood’s vamps or Hollywood’s witches. To the research!

The Witches

Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sexy: If you don’t love Willow, punch yourself in the face.

Not-So-Sexy: Flaying people alive kind of ruins the hot.

The Charmed Ones, Charmed

Sexy: These sisters can cast a spell on me anytime.

Not-So-Sexy: No one bring up Shannen Doherty.

Samantha, Bewitched

Sexy: The nose twitch gets me every single time.

Not-So-Sexy: No one bring up the two Darrins.

Sabrina, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Sexy: Gosh, that Melissa Joan Hart grew up nicely.

Not-So-Sexy: I’m not sure if I’m legally allowed to call a teenager sexy.

Hermione, Harry Potter series

Sexy: Proof positive that smart is so, so sexy.

Not-So-Sexy: You could only call her sexy and not be a total skeeve starting with the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Morgana, Merlin

Sexy: Pale skin + black hair + green eyes = Swoon Forever.

Not-So-Sexy: She’s kind of been a bad, bad girl this season. Wait, was that supposed to be not sexy?

The Witches of Eastwick

Sexy: Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer and Susan Sarandon – enough said.

Not-So-Sexy: Damn Jack Nicholson for making it a foursome.

The Vampires

Vamp Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sexy: Evil, skanky, kind of gay.

Not-So-Sexy: The morality police might take issue with the evil and skanky stuff.

Pam, Sophie-Anne, Jessica, True Blood

Sexy: What’s not sexy? And two out of three dig chicks.

Not-So-Sexy: Hold on, I’m still thinking.

Katherine, Caroline, Isobel, The Vampire Diaries

Sexy: Pretty vampires are pretty.

Not-So-Sexy: Seriously, give me a second, I’m still thinking.

The Cullen Women, Twilight saga

Sexy: Amber eyes, plus they’re essentially vegetarian vampires.

Not-So-Sexy: The sparkling in the sun thing, sorry, I don’t like it.

Selene, Erika, Sonja , Underworld series

Sexy: Black leather and PVC.

Not-So-Sexy: For vampires, they seem to be card-carrying members of the NRA.

Dracula’s Brides, Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Sexy: Keanu Reeves was one lucky bastard.

Not-So-Sexy: Baby killers are basically the ultimate turnoff.

Miriam and Sarah, The Hunger

Sexy: Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon play sexy lesbian vampires.

Not-So-Sexy: You saw that I typed Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon play sexy lesbian vampires, right? So, essentially, nothing.

So, who takes it? Witches or Vampires? And who is your favorite witch or vampire? Happy Halloween, indeed.

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