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Ultimate Halloween Showdown: Sexy Witches vs. Sexy Vampires

For a holiday that is supposed to be scary, Halloween sure serves up a whole lot of sexy instead. In fact, the only truly terrifying prospect this weekend seems to be choosing a sexy favorite. Will it be the wondrous witches or the voluptuous vampires who are the object of your affection on All Hallows’ Eve?

Have no fear, AfterEllen.com is here to settle this age-old dispute once and for all. Who is hotter this Halloween? Hollywood’s vamps or Hollywood’s witches. To the research!

Sexy: If you don’t love Willow, punch yourself in the face.

Not-So-Sexy: Flaying people alive kind of ruins the hot.

Sexy: These sisters can cast a spell on me anytime.

Not-So-Sexy: No one bring up Shannen Doherty.

Sexy: The nose twitch gets me every single time.

Not-So-Sexy: No one bring up the two Darrins.

Sexy: Gosh, that Melissa Joan Hart grew up nicely.

Not-So-Sexy: I’m not sure if I’m legally allowed to call a teenager sexy.

Sexy: Proof positive that smart is so, so sexy.

Not-So-Sexy: You could only call her sexy and not be a total skeeve starting with the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Sexy: Pale skin + black hair + green eyes = Swoon Forever.

Not-So-Sexy: She’s kind of been a bad, bad girl this season. Wait, was that supposed to be not sexy?

Sexy: Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer and Susan Sarandon — enough said.

Not-So-Sexy: Damn Jack Nicholson for making it a foursome.

Sexy: Evil, skanky, kind of gay.

Not-So-Sexy: The morality police might take issue with the evil and skanky stuff.

Sexy: What’s not sexy? And two out of three dig chicks.

Not-So-Sexy: Hold on, I’m still thinking.

Sexy: Pretty vampires are pretty.

Not-So-Sexy: Seriously, give me a second, I’m still thinking.

Sexy: Amber eyes, plus they’re essentially vegetarian vampires.

Not-So-Sexy: The sparkling in the sun thing, sorry, I don’t like it.

Sexy: Black leather and PVC.

Not-So-Sexy: For vampires, they seem to be card-carrying members of the NRA.

Sexy: Keanu Reeves was one lucky bastard.

Not-So-Sexy: Baby killers are basically the ultimate turnoff.

Sexy: Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon play sexy lesbian vampires.

Not-So-Sexy: You saw that I typed Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon play sexy lesbian vampires, right? So, essentially, nothing.

So, who takes it? Witches or Vampires? And who is your favorite witch or vampire? Happy Halloween, indeed.

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