Earlier this week, Rihanna said that she would have a relationship with a girl, causing AfterEllen.com readers to stand in an imaginary line and throw themselves at her nine-inch stilettoed feet.
As if the thought of her dating
Moreover, when asked who would play her girlfriend-in-crime, the 21-year-old replied, “Megan Fox — hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”
I think Rihanna is seriously trying to cause lesbians everywhere to have an aneurysm — brain can’t process. So now that Rihanna would assassinate people for Megan Fox on film, and Megan would strangle a mountain ox for Olivia Wilde, we just have to get Olivia Wilde to admit that she would hit a squirrel with her car for Rihanna, and we have ourselves a nice little lez triangle.
However, this is not to discount the fact that these little comments are probably a cheap ploy to gain street cred — you’re not cool until you’ve divulged your ideal lesbian crush — and to promote her Rated R album. They most definitely probably are, but a girl can have her dreams.
Speaking of R-Rated, peep Rihanna’s Sapphic lyrics for the track “Te Amo” and decide for yourself:
I especially like the fact that she says “me waist.” But still, the whole predator lesbian thing is a little creepy.
What do you think of Rihanna’s lesbianic comments and lyrics? Is it just a publicity stunt?