13 Problems Androgynous Queer Girls Have

Femmes, we feel for you and the problems you may have. Us androgynous or generally more masculine-presenting women have some of our own issues, too. Here are 13 of them.

1. “Excuse me, sir, you’re in the wrong restroom.” Because I do not know how to read signs.

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2. Having a love/hate relationship with your bra. My bra size is “Medium.”

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3. Dealing with a childhood full of suburban mall hairstylists who had no idea how to cut your hair. Child mullets are real.

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4. Having to bring in dude haircuts to your stylist. Who among us is willing to admit they’ve brought a Justin Bieber photo (at least once)?

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5. Little kids stare and ask you questions like you’re Tim Allen in The Santa Clause. “Are you a girl or a boy?”

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6.  When people ask you if you want to be a dude. Why, because I’m not a cheerleader?

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7. Straight people tell you that you remind them of Ellen. That’s their version of a compliment.

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8. Being expected to always carry the heavy shit or fix things when no guys are around. 

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9. Gender reveal parties make you cringe. Because pink does not equal girl and blue does not equal boy. I prefer yellow.

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10. When you see another butch lesbian, in your head you’re like…

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…but on the outside you’re like…

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11. Wholly identifying with Zack Morris and hell bent on finding your Kelly…

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12….which, in your youth, led you into the world of straight women.

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13. Wearing a suit to weddings, funerals or other events with conservative family members who stare but hey, you know you fly.

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