Michelle Rodriguez has been sentenced to 180 days in jail for violating probation on prior offenses, including drunken driving and hit-and-run. Oh, M-Ro. We hardly knew ye. Well, we knew some things about ye, like you make ill-advised fashion choices, you like to read, and you’re totally normal.
But it’s not like there’s a law against any of that. Just against, um, all that other stuff.
Best of luck, and please, feel free to work on your guns while you’re in the slammer.
