Top 12 Most Annoying Things you Can Say to (This) Bisexual

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1. “Excuse me, can you spare a moment for the environment?”

2. “I could never leave New York, but Chicago is SUCH a great to-o-own!”

3. “You talk about Taylor Swift too much.”

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4. “That sushi you’re buying is the best, but it’s like, way too much for one person. I don’t know why they don’t sell smaller portions.”

5. “For all intense and purposes….”

6. “Blah blah blah that girl is so unoriginal for ordering a pumpkin spice latte, blah blah leggings blah blah Instagram leaves hashtag fall blah blah aren’t I funny for joking about something everyone on the planet is joking about so I know it’s safe to weigh in blah.”

7. “Calm down.”

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8. “I’ve been dying to go to Mexico since like, 2003, so I set up a GoFundMe account to help pay for my trip. Can I count on your help?”

9. “What’s the big deal? I was only 15 minutes late.”

10. “My favorite TV show of all time? Gotta be Lost!”

11. Anything involving a unicorn vomiting something colorful.

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12. “You’d be even prettier if you smiled.”

We’re all different—and some of us are really, really irritable. Happy bisexual day.

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