Well, my friends, Glee finally returns tonight, and, as usual, I feel a half-and-half mix of excitement and terror. Yesterday, I asked on Twitter what your number one wish is for season five of musical dramadey we love to hate and hate to love and love to love and hate to hate. And (also as usual!) you did not disappoint.
@hhoagie major Demi/Naya sex for sure
— allison (@maurasrizzoli) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Santana being comfortable, happy, & successful. (And then marrying Brittany.)
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Sweet Marley Rose writes 100,000 Original Songs. 90,000 about friendship, hugs, and puppies; 10,000 about her hats. Or vice versa.
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie it gets cancelled
— rin (@matchbox_sized) September 25, 2013
— S Spears (@SAfricaphotog) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie I wanna SEE Santana working at Coyote Ugly.
— WhoopDiDoo (@WholeLottaJulie) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Writing that has continuity, character growth and plot lines that actually make sense. I think I’m more likely to see a unicorn.
— Lindsay Clemons (@LindsayClemons) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie my one wish is for Ryan Murphy to catch a clue and stop being offensive…and we get more Santana.
— Amy P. (@geneticload) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie more cowbell …I mean Santana! in fact can we just make it about the NYC crew please. Just move Blaine over to NY and be done.
— Snixx Rivers (@Snixxrivers) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie better song choices, big group numbers that have stunning visuals, more Santanna singing, more Noah dancing. & snogs for everyone
— allan j (@allanj69) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie i want what all glee fans want: for the show to totally change to conform to my specific desires and tastes. also santana.
— Elaine Atwell (@ElaineAtwell) September 25, 2013
— Sandra Bryk (@polkadotwings) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie more loft life, more Kurtana (the sass and snark would be off the charts funny), Santana dating hijinks, more Artie & Tina.
— Jerzey (@jerzeyredhead) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie I need a drunk Pezhummelberry Loft scene, and possibly Old Rachel Berry asking Santana questions about being a lesbian
— Ashley Louise (@AshleyLLouise) September 25, 2013
— Lucy Hallowell (@lucyhallowell) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie More originals, less wannabes. Except Kitty. She can stay. (And of course for Dantana to be awesome and realistic and lovely. Duh.)
— Marieill Hill (@carolinagrrrl) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Rachel finding her own voice, Pezberry friendship, masterful mashups, NY focus, dancing bears.
— Dana Piccoli (@DanaPiccoli) September 25, 2013
— Patty McDermott (@pmcdee1) September 25, 2013
— Allison (@peachesTECH) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Blaine/Klaine in NewYork,of course. Oh, and lots of Dantana. With Sam and Ryder vanishing into th Ether.
— João Tavares (@FFManiac17) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie for all the writers to step down and let you run the show
— rita tanya. (@ritatanya) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie New, better writers. No misogyny.
— Kate (@Gooder_English) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Just loads of Pezberry. Friendship is more than acceptable, romance would make me explode.
— dufrau (@dufrau) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Getting Blaine & Artie to NY asap and putting Lima based stories in the rear view.
— travellvr (@zambezirocks) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Naya cuts her nails to make her lesbian portrayal authentic. NYC + Rachel + Santana + Kurt = comedy gold. Character development….
— Just Truly (@JustTrulySo) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie No engagements/weddings. But I guess the chance is bigger that there will be 3 weddings than none at all…
— Jolien (@DutchJoJo) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie Ditch the newbies & move it to NYC. Santana, Rachel, Kurt and lots of visits from Brittany, Quinn, and Blaine. Kitty can come too.
— rachel strombeck (@RachelStrombeck) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie I want Ryan Murphy to get a map and realize New Haven/Quinn and Boston/Brittany are closer to NYC than freakin Ohio is.
— Heather Manning (@HeatherBlakely) September 25, 2013
@hhoagie I want Rachel to have a real, healthy friendship w/ someone, preferably Santana (because Q is out of the picture)
— Emmalee (@Shipper648) September 25, 2013
Join us tonight on Twitter at 9:00 where we’ll be live-tweeting with the hashtag #GaySharks. (Long live Brittany S. Pierce!)