11. Jenny Shimizu
Who is she? An androgynous Asian discovered by a modeling agent while working as a mechanic and who continues to model and act well into her late 40s.
What has she done? Clients include Calvin Klein and Banana Republic.
Why do I care? Angelina Jolie.
Will we ever hook up? Jenny Shimizu is engaged to Michelle Harper.
Would we even be compatible? Jenny Shimizu is a Gemini.
How do I creep? Twitter @jennyshimizu, Instagram @jennyshimizu
12. Erika Lindervia Instagram
Who is she? Swedish model famous for posing as both male and female. You might recognize her as the very, very upset girl in Katy Perry‘s “Unconditional” video.
What has she done? Vogue Italia, Stonefox Magazine, i-D, Twin Magazine, Chaos Magazine, Used.
Why do I care? Her Twitter bio reads “I have too much imagination to just be one gender”
Will we ever hook up? Erika Linder is dating Tamra Natisin.
Would we even be compatible? Erika Linder is a Taurus.
How do I creep?: Twitter @erikalinder, Instagram @richiephoenix
13. Ari Fitzvia Twitter
Who is she? Model/Director/Actor/cast member of MTV’s The Real World: Explosion
What has she done? Clients include Levis, Macy’s, and oodles of print/catalog work.
Why do I care? Ari Fitz graduated from Berkeley on a full scholarship, sold her first company at 22, shot a short film seen by over 2 million people, and was by far the most likable person on last season of The Real World.
Will we ever hook up? Ari Fitz is single and prefers tall women.
Would we even be compatible? Ari Fitz is an Aquarius.
How do I creep?: Twitter @itsarifitz, Youtube @itsarifitz
14. Jessica Clark
Who is she? British Model/Actress who played Lilith on True Blood.
What has she done?: Hermes, Redken, L’Oreal, Vogue, Elle, Marie Claire, Bottega Venetta.
Why do I care? Jessica played the hottest Biblical badass ever and studied at London School of Economics before veering into model/acting. Plus, she used to vlog for AfterEllen!
Will we ever hook up? Nope, Jessica Clark is dating LA tattoo artist Ruby. Fun story: While writing this, I realized that at a mutual friend’s going away party, I met the couple briefly. I remember thinking, “That is a super hot couple,” but LA is filled with hot couples so at the time, I thought nothing of it, and was quickly distracted by making out with an affable seemingly boi who later proved so insane (“I just got out of jail for public intoxication and I’m making a documentary about it”) that I was inspired to write “First Date Faux Pas.” Ain’t LA grand?
Would we even be compatible? Jessica Clark is a Taurus.
How do I creep? Twitter @jessicaclark, Instagram @jessicaclarklife
15. Amber Rose
Who is she? American model, actress, recording artist, and overall attention seeker. Most commonly known as the ex-stripper who dated Kanye West and is now married to Wiz Khalifa. She has done runway, print modeling and has had cameos in a variety of music videos and reality television.
What has she done? Clients include Louis Vuitton and Celestino.
Why do I care? Do I care?
Will we ever hook up? She is married to Wiz Khalifa.
Would we even be compatible? Amber Rose is a Libra.
How do I creep?: Twitter @darealamberrose, Instagram: @muvarosebud