Nothing could have prepared our hearts and minds for the cacophony of queerness that exploded all over our TVs during last night’s season four Pretty Little Liars premiere. From Paily U-Hauling to Mona gaying it up like a rainbow chopper, it was one of the best episodes of PLL — and maybe even TV! — ever. But the best part, the absolute funniest and cleverest and most exciting part, was the return of #BooRadleyVanCullen. It took me three hours to read through all your tweets last night, and it was worth every minute!
— Bre (@breezykeep) June 11, 2013“Get in the car, loser. We’re escaping from a crime scene” #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Ali. (@alice_cream8) June 12, 2013
What massage? why wasn’t I asked to carry out that mission? #booradleyvancullen
— Abby(@iamab14) June 12, 2013
Anyone else think the Liars should start sleeping in shifts. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— L. Holmes Foster (@lsfoster83) June 12, 2013
You know you’re living in the wrong town when you wake up everyday wondering if you were drugged. #booradleyvancullen #prettylittleliars
— Theodora (@TheodoraG13) June 12, 2013
“The largest coffee on earth for you, Spencer. I know you are unable to function until your body contains 50% caffeine” #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Maddy Hartman (@madhart4) June 12, 2013
I didn’t know “casa” was Spanish for “lair.” #booradleyvancullen #pll
— Tyler Feder (@roaringsoftly) June 12, 2013
everyone on this show is either gay or dead #booradleyvancullen
— sarah sanderson (@cher_ebooks) June 12, 2013
Det. Snape is dead! Quick, grab the bottle of his memories and get thee to a pensieve! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Lucy Hallowell (@lucyhallowell) June 12, 2013
Welcome to my lair, this is my Spencer section, my aria section and my Naked photos Hanna section, I mean Hanna section. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Katy (@katyknowskungfu) June 12, 2013
“You didn’t ask, but here are our dolls’ names. And here are our addresses and social security numbers.” Kids. #booradleyvancullen
— Trish Bendix (@trishbendix) June 12, 2013
Mona wanting to make out with Hanna is the least shocking reveal of this episode#booradleyvancullen
— Nicole Kozak (@nicolekozak) June 12, 2013
Well, you gotta hand it to A. The bitch is so detail-oriented that Hanna’s doll even had a pillow in its belly. #booradleyvancullen #pll
— Theodora (@TheodoraG13) June 12, 2013
“First” kiss my ass, Mona.#BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) June 12, 2013
-A can bioengineer motherfucking children! #booradleyvancullen
— Brooker (@FortyZwei) June 12, 2013
Mona was probably the reason why Hanna was so chill when getting her Pink Drinks. #booradleyvancullen
— Erisel Cruz (@Yu3risel) June 12, 2013
I’m sorry that pig had to die. The actual pig not Wilden.#booradleyvancullen
— Dakool1 (@Dakool1) June 12, 2013
This show is making me hate children and dolls. #PLL #booradleyvancullen
— Leanne Koch (@LeanneFryingPan) June 12, 2013
During #pll I get so scared so stressed and so turned on #toomuchbooze #booradleyvancullen
— Bre (@breezykeep) June 12, 2013
“Spencer. I’m a teenage construction worker, so you can trust me when I tell you not to walk into a torched house.” #booradleyvancullen #PLL
— Lisa Franklin (@lrfranks) June 12, 2013
I will always love Spencer’s inner Lois Lane. “Don’t go in there.” *immediately goes in there* #booradleyvancullen #PLL
— taintedidealist (@taintedidealist) June 12, 2013
Emily just LOVES welcoming people into the old DiLaurentis house. #booradleyvancullen
— FaberrittanaGirl (@FaberrittanaG) June 12, 2013
They have amazing Head Transplant Centers down south. #booradleyvancullen
— Dana Piccoli (@DanaPiccoli) June 12, 2013
People avoid saying her name. So basically, Ali is Voldemort. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— NicS (@njnic23) June 12, 2013
Who killed Laura Palmer? Who were the two chicks kissing in Sunday’s AMC montage? #QuestionsForMona #BooRadleyVanCullen
— June Thomas (@junethomas) June 12, 2013
Rosewood is full of Olympic grade sprinters. #booradleyvancullen
— Damarias (@Damarias) June 12, 2013
I always feel bad for how lovesick Mona is in that scene. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Kyle Bown (@KyleBown) June 12, 2013
@reignbowbrite Rosewood: we have all the lesbians but none of the packing tape. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) June 12, 2013
I won’t be satisfied until Emily has an official DiLaurentis House Welcoming Committee badge #booradleyvancullen
— amanda j. (@amandathinksso) June 12, 2013
Rosewood: The longer you stay the more lesbian you become. #booradleyvancullen
— amy applegate (@theapplegator) June 12, 2013
Those clunky boots were not made for sneaking past your exes in an empty room, Aria #BooRadleyVanCullen
— amanda j. (@amandathinksso) June 12, 2013
“It’s weird, Ezra. This really sad song just started playing as soon as you started talking to me.” #booradleyvancullen
— Trish Bendix (@trishbendix) June 12, 2013
You put bread in a toaster, Toby. That doesn’t make you Gordon Ramsay. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Adri (@Stuck_OnStupid) June 12, 2013
My wife is wondering where Spencer’s parents are.Where do I even begin with this newb? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Megan (@meganjgg) June 12, 2013
“Aria, I’m trying to talk about MY lesbian relationship.” – Emily #booradleyvancullen
— Abby(@iamab14) June 12, 2013
Sorry emily, i’m thinking about myself so stop talking. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Sam Macari (@SamMacari) June 12, 2013
THAT WIG. #booradleyvancullen
— Amber (@AmberVix) June 12, 2013
“Careful Han,When you use words like ‘us’&’we’ my mind goes to this place where I bone you here on the hallway floor” #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Adri (@Stuck_OnStupid) June 12, 2013
Hannah put ur wig on straight, no one is falling for it #booradleyvancullen
— Just Jess (@Spaghetti_Rican) June 12, 2013
if helena peabody can find a butch daddy and survive the clink, then ezbian can too!!! #booradleyvancullen #
— secret identity (@laZyornghouscat) June 12, 2013
That’s nice, Paige, but Ali has a helicopter so #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Nicole Marrow (@nicmarboss) June 12, 2013
Oh, Paige. You sweet, adykeable, naive disney princess. #booradleyvancullen
— Hannah Nutt (@awnutts) June 12, 2013
Is Ashley Benson hiding a wig? Is that what this is about? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Karly (@karlyko) June 12, 2013
“I really loved you once.” Calling it now: endgame of this show is that EVERYONE is a lesbian #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Shannon Leigh (@veryspecialone) June 12, 2013
Damn it. How does this show make me hate Mona then love Mona?…then picture her naked with Hanna. All in one ep! #booradleyvancullen
— Alli and Anna (@LezBesties) June 12, 2013
When Emily says she loves you, you die. Sorry Paige #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Gabrielle White (@GabrielleSH) June 12, 2013
Yo Emily got that Attitude. #booradleyvancullen
— Ryley Pogensky (@BoizeBite) June 12, 2013
What’s wrong with my TV? Oh this is how Jenna sees the world. That glow around Emily…i want that! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— LaToya (@ToyaKnowsBest) June 12, 2013
Well, well. Look at Jenna loving Emily up with those un-blind eyes of hers! #booradleyvancullen #prettylittlelairs
— Theodora (@TheodoraG13) June 12, 2013
Jenna wants sooo badly to go to a Tegan & Sara concert with Emily & Paige. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) June 12, 2013
JennaBot malfunctioned and burned herself. Need those glasses! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) June 12, 2013
Does Emily has milkshake that bring all the lesbians to her yard? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Kate(@WildThestral) June 12, 2013
I’m sorry, I can’t hear anything over Shay’s exposed body parts #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Pye (@Twittypye1) June 12, 2013
As a lesbian I want marriage equality in my home state of California, but now as a Paily shipper, I DEMAND IT#booradleyvancullen
— Mary Kay Knight (@MKAmericanHero) June 12, 2013
Dear PLL S4 premiere, you can stop trying…I already decided to sleep with you 30 seconds into this date. #booradleyvancullen
— Brooker (@FortyZwei) June 12, 2013
Ok, we’ll go find the casket. Aria, you stare longingly at Ezra. Ready? Break! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— L. Holmes Foster (@lsfoster83) June 12, 2013
There are some things you can’t come out of without being friends. Feeling up a corpse for a cell phone is one of them. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Kelly Smith (@purplestreak13) June 12, 2013
Ashley Marin better be okay or I might have to go on an increasingly complex mission of blackmail and revenge. #booradleyvancullen
— dufrau (@dufrau) June 12, 2013
Live the life you love, love the life you live #EmilyandPaige #PLLayWithShay
— Shay Mitchell (@shaymitch) June 12, 2013
Gotta say these girls look hella fine in black…and hey I’m black…I volunteer to wrap myself around them…. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jonta Davis (@jonidavell) June 12, 2013
I am so overstimulated right now. #outofpractice #booradleyvancullen
— Amber (@AmberVix) June 12, 2013
The only thing that could get me to stop thinking about that #paily scene would be if Spencer took her shirt off. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) June 12, 2013
See, THAT is the sort of shit the mother of a ghost sociopath says at a funeral. #booradleyvancullen #PLL
— Lisa Franklin (@lrfranks) June 12, 2013
This show is basically a montage of Jenna wearing sunglasses being escorted into funerals by random men. #booradleyvancullen
— Abby(@iamab14) June 12, 2013
Toby’s tears are like knives raining on my heart. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Trevor Markanovic (@trevdawggg) June 12, 2013
Welcome to Rosewood PA, we really love masks! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Gabrielle White (@GabrielleSH) June 12, 2013
Remember when Paige was so deep in the closet? Now she’s all Let’s move across the country in my Uhaul rainbow chopper! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Paily Anchors (@PailyAnchors) June 12, 2013
Hanna, i think you have something black stuck to your head. #booradleyvancullen #prettylittleliars
— Jcap obsessed ÔÖí (@LovingBrittana) June 12, 2013
Just when you thought Aria joined this show, it was a dream sequence. #booradleyvancullen
— Gina P (@gpgurl50) June 12, 2013
I have Hanna’s number in my phone as “Kisses” too. #booradleyvancullen
— Kate(@kategrace) June 12, 2013
#PrettyLittleLiars is the gayest hour on television. Mona + Hanna sitting in a lair… #booradleyvancullen
— Shira (@toastedgrrl) June 12, 2013
See you back here this afternoon for the full recap!
