“Orange is the New Black” recap (1.11): Tall Men with Feelings


Chapman rushes to call Larry, even though it’s not phone hours. Mustache leaves the utility closet.

Dining hall!

A shaken Diaz reports in to Red that Mustache took the condom with him. Red says she’ll just have to do it again.

Chapman gets her tray amid stares from the whole room. Crazy Eyes is hurt.

Doggett comes back and gets a hug from her minion.

Everyone stands when they see Claudette coming. Chapman apologizes, but it’s too late: Claudette has heard that Chapman thinks she’s too dangerous to even sleep around. Their blossoming friendship is over.


Larry finally picks up. Chapman asks him how he knew; Larry wants to make her say it. Chapman admits that she and Alex had and are still having sex. Chapman wants to know if Larry is trying to get her killed for revenge. She hates the way Larry has reduced the inmates to caricatures, and he isn’t getting it. They’re just criminals to him.

On the other hand, Larry does have a pretty good reason to be pissed off. Larry asks if Chapman loves Alex. She says yes.

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Larry drops his bomb and tells Chapman that Alex named her in the deposition. He asks Chapman how it feels to be in love with the woman who stole their lives.

Larry says he needs some time away. This may not be something that Piper can fix.

Intense episode, eh? I’ll see you back here for the next one tomorrow.

And even though I may not say it often enough, I hope you know how much I like your titties.

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