N.Y. Scene March 2012: Miss Lez Pageant, Hey Queen and more!

 
 

Next was the swimsuit competition, and the standouts were Miss Rebel Cupcake, who appeared in a shark suit, and Miss Choice, who pranced around on stage in a bikini made entirely of tampons. Miss Wildcard leapt on stage and showed off a raccoon she was hiding in her, um, chocha. Well, it was either a raccoon, or she was hoping an audience member would shout, “Rapunzel, let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your underwear!” Concerned about the mane that overflowed from Miss Wildcard’s fabulous golden one piece, a couple of the judges became boisterous and suggested that some of the contestants should go home and shave. The audience booed. Murray Hill glared at the judges and bellowed, “WHAT? SHAVE? This is BROOKLYN!” And the audience cheered.

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