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Favorite Movie Quote Game! :D

Bring ittttttttttt!

Monty: So, what do you think of Natasha?
Dean: I think she's illegal.
Monty: Yeah, I've made peace with that. Seriously, look at her. You know she has that Scooby-Doo tongue.
Dean: [imitating Scooby-Doo] Ratutory rape. -Waiting...

Calvin: Come on guys, this is bull crap. Where the hell's my chicken sandwich?
Floyd: [Picks up chicken with tongs, drops in on the prep board. Points tongs over counter at Calvin] Fuck you, bitch!
Calvin: What the hell did I do to you, Floyd?
Floyd: [Using chicken and tongs as microphone, sings] Eat at Shenaniganz, Enjoy your food. Eat at Shenaniganz, Calvin works here!
Calvin: Oh, that's hardly sanitary. -Waiting...

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.  -Forgetting Sarah Marshall


Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.- Forgetting Sarah Marshall

 

 

those are my favs so far. There will be more. Lol. POST EMMM!


Liz's picture

The best movie quote of all time.

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

-- Harry Burns (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally

tetetar's picture

That movie...

Totally rocks!

Lani's picture

Botched Conversations With Other Women Quote

Aaron Eckhart, to photographer, about Helena Bonham Carter in Conversations With Other Women: "Okay? She looks fantastic!" (or something like that)

Helena: "Oh, don't worry mind him, he's just trying to get laid."

arrozcongallina's picture

hmm...

so many movies... but I recently watched this....

 Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time?
Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you.
Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
 

-Madea Goes to Jail

........................................................................................... 

Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!"  and run away.

 

Rapid Hope Loss's picture

I love this movie.

Clementine: Was it something I said?
Joel: Yeah, you said so go. Said it with such disdain you know?
Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry.
Joel: It's ok.
Clementine: I wish you had stayed.
Joel: I wish I had stayed to. I swear to god I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish... I wish I had stayed.
[Walking out]
Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Pretend we had one.


Joel: I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.


Clementine:
I apply my personality in a paste.
Joel: Oh, I doubt that very much.
Clementine: Well, you don't know me, so, you don't know, do you?

 

Ugh, there are just so many quotes from that movie that are amazingly awesome. I love it. 

 

Amy's picture

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Great movie.
arrozcongallina's picture

before I forget...

Rachel: Alright. Well... umm... tell me about the lily.
Luce: You don't want to know about the lily.
Rachel: It's my favorite.
Luce: Ask me about the azalea.
Rachel: Oh, alright. What about the azalea?
Luce: The azalea means 'may you achieve financial security'. See?
Rachel: [laughs] Lovely. Now, tell me about the lily.
Luce: The lily means... the lily means 'I dare you to love me'. 

-Imagine Me and You
 

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Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!"  and run away.

Anonymous's picture

freakin' precious.


I love that part!  it's so cute how Luce scampers away after she says "I dare you to love me." 

"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
" ~Dr. Seuss

Mindy's picture

Annabelle: If your heart is

Annabelle: If your heart is cold, my sheets are warm. I will shelter you from the storm.
J's picture

The ENTIRE of Mean Girls

Damien as Santa: Taylor Zimmerman, two for you... Glen Coco? FOUR for you Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco! And uh "Caddy" Heron, do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?

Cady: It's Cady.

Damien: Oh Cady here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE.

 

Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you WILL get pregnant and DIE! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it ok? Promise? Ok now everyone take some rubbers.

 

I know this movie too well!!! :P

Liz's picture

Couldn't agree more

I could probably watch Mean Girls everyday and still laugh out loud.

Cady: I'm having a small get-together at my house tomorrow night. Cool people only, and you better be one of them, biotch.

Aaron: Okay, okay, I'll come to your party.

Cady: Shut up, I love that shirt on you. 

 

J's picture

:D

Same hey! Pretty sure Mean Girls could have it's own thread just full of quotes :P
Dana's picture

Mean Girls

Oh my favorites from mean girls xD

"She doesn't even go here!"

"Boo you whore"

I love that movie so much.
Enillehs's picture

Haha.

That movie is classic. Haha. xD

 

Rhone wrote:
Oh my favorites from mean girls xD

"She doesn't even go here!"

"Boo you whore"

 

 

I love that movie so much.

Costumer: Can I speak to your supervisor or the manager? Blade: Yeah, h-hold on. Don't be a flatliner, man. Customer: What the f*** you mean don't be a flatline? Blade: Don't be a flatliner, man. Don't...don't go talking shit about me,

Dana's picture

Waking Life

"There's only one instant, and it's right now. And it's eternity."
Fidelis's picture

that movie is packed with

that movie is packed with favorite quotes ^_^

 

another one of mine (free translation): 

„Whoever sees the white noise goes insane in an instant. Unless he’s insane already, then he’ll go back to normal” - The White Noise (Das weisse Rauschen)

 

 

 

Anonymous's picture

..

"look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane no, it's superman.... "

 

megan.'s picture

love is like the wind, you

love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it

that is LIKE OMG <3

walk to remember...when landon says that my whole body just goes goosebumps.

Anonymous's picture

Love Actually


Prime Minister:   When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion... love actually is all around.

Sam:  Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love!

Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.

"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
" ~Dr. Seuss

world_traveller's picture

Love Actually - so many good quotes!

I love that movie :) Have seen it so many times and I still laugh!

 

Billy Mack - Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!

 

Daniel: So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So come on, it's someone at school, right? 

Sam: Yeah. 

Daniel: Aha, good, good. And what does she - he - feel about ya? 

Sam: *She* doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven. 

Daniel: Good. Good.  [sits on the couch next to Sam] 

Daniel: Well...  [grins] 

Daniel: Basically, you're fucked, aren't you?

world_traveller's picture

A couple of favs...

Almost Famous

The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool ~ Lester Bangs

 

Into the Wild

Happiness only real when shared.  ~ Christopher McCandless

 

Mean Girls

Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.    ~ Gretchen

 

Anonymous's picture

Zach Galifianakis is my dude ...


The Hangover.  of course.

Alan Garner:  You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own.
And my wolf pack... it grew by one.
So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack...
I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.
And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.
Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-f*cking his corpse!!
Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.

"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
" ~Dr. Seuss

kathrine's picture

Girl Interrupted

"Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live."

~Dorothy Parker

Anonymous's picture

Don't cry ... ShopGirl


Joe Fox: You know, sometimes I wonder...
Kathleen Kelly: What?
Joe Fox: Well... if I hadn't been Fox Books and you hadn't been The Shop Around the Corner, and you and I had just, well... met...
Kathleen Kelly: I know.
Joe Fox: Yeah. I would have asked for your number, and I wouldn't have been able to wait twenty-four hours before calling you and saying, "Hey, how about... oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie... for as long as we both shall live ..."


"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
" ~Dr. Seuss

Giddyup's picture

Movie Quotes... :)

“I guess it comes to a simple choice, really - get busy living or get busy dying.”

“Losers are the people who're so afraid of losing, they never even try.” 

"Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend girlfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things."

SueV's picture

Inglourious Basterds

Lt. Aldo Raine:  "You know somethin', Utivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece" ...