Bring ittttttttttt!
Monty:
So, what do you think of Natasha?
Dean:
I think she's illegal.
Monty:
Yeah, I've made peace with that. Seriously, look at her. You know she has that Scooby-Doo tongue.
Dean:
[imitating Scooby-Doo] Ratutory rape.
-Waiting...
Calvin:
Come on guys, this is bull crap. Where the hell's my chicken sandwich?
Floyd:
[Picks up chicken with tongs, drops in on the prep board. Points tongs over counter at Calvin] Fuck you, bitch!
Calvin:
What the hell did I do to you, Floyd?
Floyd:
[Using chicken and tongs as microphone, sings] Eat at Shenaniganz, Enjoy your food. Eat at Shenaniganz, Calvin works here!
Calvin:
Oh, that's hardly sanitary. -Waiting...
Brian:
You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter:
No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
-Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor:
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.- Forgetting Sarah Marshall
those are my favs so far. There will be more. Lol. POST EMMM!
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The best movie quote of all time.
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
-- Harry Burns (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally
That movie...
Totally rocks!
Botched Conversations With Other Women Quote
Aaron Eckhart, to photographer, about Helena Bonham Carter in Conversations With Other Women: "Okay? She looks fantastic!" (or something like that)
Helena: "Oh, don't worry mind him, he's just trying to get laid."
hmm...
so many movies... but I recently watched this....
Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time?
Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you.
Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
-Madea Goes to Jail
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and run away.
I love this movie.
Clementine: Was it something I said?
Joel: Yeah, you said so go. Said it with such disdain you know?
Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry.
Joel: It's ok.
Clementine: I wish you had stayed.
Joel: I wish I had stayed to. I swear to god I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish... I wish I had stayed.
[Walking out]
Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Pretend we had one.
Joel: I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.
Clementine: I apply my personality in a paste.
Joel: Oh, I doubt that very much.
Clementine: Well, you don't know me, so, you don't know, do you?
Ugh, there are just so many quotes from that movie that are amazingly awesome. I love it.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
before I forget...
Rachel: Alright. Well... umm... tell me about the lily.
Luce: You don't want to know about the lily.
Rachel: It's my favorite.
Luce: Ask me about the azalea.
Rachel: Oh, alright. What about the azalea?
Luce: The azalea means 'may you achieve financial security'. See?
Rachel: [laughs] Lovely. Now, tell me about the lily.
Luce: The lily means... the lily means 'I dare you to love me'.
-Imagine Me and You
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and run away.
freakin' precious.
I love that part! it's so cute how Luce scampers away after she says "I dare you to love me."
"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
Annabelle: If your heart is
The ENTIRE of Mean Girls
Damien as Santa: Taylor Zimmerman, two for you... Glen Coco? FOUR for you Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco! And uh "Caddy" Heron, do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
Cady: It's Cady.
Damien: Oh Cady here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE.
Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you WILL get pregnant and DIE! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it ok? Promise? Ok now everyone take some rubbers.
I know this movie too well!!! :P
Couldn't agree more
I could probably watch Mean Girls everyday and still laugh out loud.
Cady: I'm having a small get-together at my house tomorrow night. Cool people only, and you better be one of them, biotch.
Aaron: Okay, okay, I'll come to your party.
Cady: Shut up, I love that shirt on you.
:D
Mean Girls
"She doesn't even go here!"
"Boo you whore"
I love that movie so much.
Haha.
That movie is classic. Haha. xD
"She doesn't even go here!"
"Boo you whore"
I love that movie so much.
shitabout me,Waking Life
that movie is packed with
that movie is packed with favorite quotes ^_^
another one of mine (free translation):
„Whoever sees the white noise goes insane in an instant. Unless he’s insane already, then he’ll go back to normal” - The White Noise (Das weisse Rauschen)
..
"look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane no, it's superman.... "
love is like the wind, you
love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it
that is LIKE OMG <3
walk to remember...when landon says that my whole body just goes goosebumps.
Love Actually
Prime Minister: When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion... love actually is all around.
Sam: Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love!
Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
Love Actually - so many good quotes!
I love that movie :) Have seen it so many times and I still laugh!
Billy Mack - Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
Daniel: So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So come on, it's someone at school, right?
Sam: Yeah.
Daniel: Aha, good, good. And what does she - he - feel about ya?
Sam: *She* doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven.
Daniel: Good. Good. [sits on the couch next to Sam]
Daniel: Well... [grins]
Daniel: Basically, you're fucked, aren't you?
A couple of favs...
Almost Famous
The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool ~ Lester Bangs
Into the Wild
Happiness only real when shared. ~ Christopher McCandless
Mean Girls
Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism. ~ Gretchen
Zach Galifianakis is my dude ...
The Hangover. of course.
Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own.
And my wolf pack... it grew by one.
So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack...
I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.
And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.
Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.
Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-f*cking his corpse!!
Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.
"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
Girl Interrupted
"Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live."
~Dorothy Parker
Don't cry ... ShopGirl
Joe Fox: You know, sometimes I wonder...
Kathleen Kelly: What?
Joe Fox: Well... if I hadn't been Fox Books and you hadn't been The Shop Around the Corner, and you and I had just, well... met...
Kathleen Kelly: I know.
Joe Fox: Yeah. I would have asked for your number, and I wouldn't have been able to wait twenty-four hours before calling you and saying, "Hey, how about... oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie... for as long as we both shall live ..."
"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
Movie Quotes... :)
“I guess it comes to a simple choice, really - get busy living or get busy dying.”
“Losers are the people who're so afraid of losing, they never even try.”
"Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible
boyfriendgirlfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things."Inglourious Basterds