Palin Poll: Quirky for Quitting or Gellin’ Like a Felon?

Is Sulky Sarah throwing a Juneau-sized temper tantrum because being Gov is just too hard and everyone is just so mean?  Does she prefer to just shoot lame ducks aerially with machine guns rather than be a lame duck herself? 

Or is Shady Sarah cutting her losses before possible investigations reveal her to be corrupt and unethical (even by the exceedingly corrupt and unethical standards of Alaska)?    

Does being Governor of our nation’s largest Welfare State make her feel like a dirty socialist, so she’s quitting now, before she becomes a full-blown commie? 

Or is the WonderWoman from Wasilla SUCH an overachiever that she needed only 2 years as Governor to accomplish what mere mortals need 4 years to do?

Or is Sarah SUCH a slow learner, the perennial underachiever, that she needs to spend every waking moment of the next 3 1/2 years prepping for the 2012 elections?

So..... a Querulous Quitter, a Felonious Cronyist, a Closet Communist, an Omnipotent Potentate, or a Half-Witted Hottie with Delusions of Presidential Grandeur?

Place your bets, kids....