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You know you're gay when........You know you’re gay when…… ……you walk past a bunch of beautifully looking, topless men wearing six-packs and say, “uhhhh, stupid men”. Submitted by Weeza (307 posts) on July 4, 2009 - 2:30am. CluelessSubmitted by
Magniflorious (4 posts) on July 4, 2009 - 3:08am.You know you’re gay when…… ……you walk past a bunch of beautifully looking, topless men wearing six-packs and say, “uhhhh, stupid men”. lol, this happened to me couple years ago and i still didn't twig that I was gay. ^.^; Yeah I was a bit slow...  On my band trip during oneSubmitted by
BlakeHarmony (25 posts) on July 20, 2009 - 4:36pm.On my band trip during one of the many long bus rides, the 8 "hottest" guys and 3 (really hot) girls decided to play truth or dare in the back. I wasn't part of it but I was sitting near the back and could not have avoided knowing what was going on even if I was at the very front. Some how, all the guys ended up shirtless and the girls were supposed to be too, though they could keep their bras on. I found myself thinking 'those guys are idiots, why are they doing that, it's not impressing anyone.' then, a second later 'why aren't the girls doing it, the point of the game is to do the dares, no matter how crazy, come on! Sliding one of your tank top straps down your shoulder, is that the best you can do? Though that and you are hot anyways...'.
 You know you're gay when...Submitted by
Carlotta (193 posts) on July 4, 2009 - 3:19am.... you made up boy crushes when being asked if you had a boyfriend just so they would finally shut up!
 i did thatSubmitted by
.★.Matt The Roc... (2393 posts) on July 4, 2009 - 3:29am.but I took it to a different level LOL. "Mama, Ain't this your home? No, chile home is where you are loved." Haley's 'Queen' Made up boy crushesSubmitted by
eek (109 posts) on July 6, 2009 - 12:31am.
... you made up boy crushes when being asked if you had a boyfriend just so they would finally shut up!
Yup, guilty as charged. I even had a pic to show which I stole from my mom's friend. It was her son whom I haven't met so when she was showing her pics, I hid one (course she didn't see me) and kept it and showed my friends he was my crush. LOL! Very pathetic I know!  ha!Submitted by
grapespout (41 posts) on July 30, 2009 - 6:50am.ha! thank god, I thought I was the only one, I use to have a bag full of magazines and and inside those typical magazines I hid gay/lesbian mags and as well as a picture of a boy I used to have a crush on so if ever any of my family see it they wouldn't attack me and jump to conclusion that I'm gay, they would be suspicious first.  haha, I did that too. AndSubmitted by
aDefinishChance (79 posts) on July 14, 2009 - 9:41pm.haha, I did that too. And I'm bi! I just rarely liked a boy. I needed fake boy crushes for when I didn't have a real one. Which was most of the time.
 yup! u caught me. always didSubmitted by
Mariel (99 posts) on August 18, 2009 - 11:51pm.yup! u caught me. always did that M.S. |
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you know you're gay when...
...you get so caught up staring at a beautiful woman at the grocery store that you push your shopping cart into a display; thus knocking everything down.
...Blue Crush was your favorite movie for like 3 years...and it WAS NOT because of the plot.
What plot?
lmao
one
def
i completely agree...wit grls tht hot there is no need for a plot line
~Carpe Ominous~
michelle rodriguez *drool*
haha
Blue Crush
Me neither...
Maybe i'll try to watch it and see what the fuzz is all about.
to continue the discussion... you know you're gay when you go gaga over girls (yep, its that simple)
Blue Crush Virgin
Not quite...I haven't seen it either. **potters off to investigate** It's about the 5th time I've heard it mentioned this week...even though it's as old as the hills.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have more pressing matters to attend to...
i have not
i have'nt seen it
wonders how does one tell her parents that their one and only daughter likes other people's daughters...
I've heard about it like a
I've heard about it like a million times. I've seen the poster. I've been working at a Blockbuster for 1 month and I have free rentals.... and still I haven't watched it.
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ja, i haven´t seen that movie,
You south african by any
Nope.
I saw like, half.
lmao
For the Brits..
Blue Crush was on last night!! On ITV1 or 2...
I forget. But it was definitely on. anyone else catch it?
you know you're gay when...
you have every rainbow accessory...including rainbow oven mits X D
"Mama, Ain't this your home? No, chile home is where you are loved."
Haley's 'Queen'
ok where did you get them from
Imagining just wandering around with oven mitts on opps
take care
Maddy
they were given to me as gift
Me and my friends saw this gay comedian and he was talking about the random rainbow accessories. He had a pair of rainbow oven mitts. So my friends thought it would be funny to find a pair of rainbow oven mitts and give them as a gift. Since I can not cook they are collecting dust right now somewhere in my kitchen lol.
"Mama, Ain't this your home? No, chile home is where you are loved."
Haley's 'Queen'
I saw that special with
I saw that special with that comedian, too. Very funny, but I don't think I would want rainbow oven mitts.
you kno you're gay when..
you know you're gay when...
That was good!
...when you consider (even) the 6th season of the L word better then sex with any dude.
... when you contiuously try to change your own tire, even though you don't know how to.
...when all your guy friends are crazy about you, because 'you have so much in common' - maybe there is a reason for that.
... you can see the lesbian subtext in any given movie, even Two and a half men(OK, still searching for that one, but I am pretty sure Alan and Judith were a lesbian couple and got divoraced because of LBD)
You know you're gay when...
...when all your guy friends are crazy about you, because 'you have so much in common' - maybe there is a reason for that.
Haha... yeah.
... you have to cut your first date with your first boyfriend short in order to get home in time to see The L Word.
... your amazing rainbow detectors occasionally lead to eye-whiplash.
... your Melissa Etheridge CD is considered one of the best purchases you ever made.
...you have to cut your
...you have to cut your first date with your first boyfriend short in order to get home in time to see The L Word.
speaking from experience? =)
LMAO
This so funny,but yet so true!!!-LMAO
Love You, LuvSong
...you have to cut your
...you have to cut your first date with your first boyfriend short in order to get home in time to see The L Word.
speaking from experience? =)
Wink & Nod
Possibly....
Possibly....
omg! that shiz is funny.
omg! that shiz is funny.
M.S.
you know you're gay when....
... your amazing rainbow detectors occasionally lead to eye-whiplash.
ha ha so agreed!!!!!
.... when you have to think about a hot girl to be able to kiss a guy...
looool
wow dead on!
That was good!
...when you consider (even) the 6th season of the L word better then sex with any dude.
... when you contiuously try to change your own tire, even though you don't know how to.
...when all your guy friends are crazy about you, because 'you have so much in common' - maybe there is a reason for that.
... you can see the lesbian subtext in any given movie, even Two and a half men(OK, still searching for that one, but I am pretty sure Alan and Judith were a lesbian couple and got divoraced because of LBD)
Seriously, you both are HILARIOUS!!! Isn't that so true?!?! I look around and people are gay until proven straight. Then all these guys at work love to hang because it's like their dream right? To be able to hang with a woman who totally loves sports but then it's a real buzz kill for them when aren't going to get some ass but then they can't help but try. Now this is the annoying part but still funny. If only guys new how to love women like we do...*sigh*
lol totally!
i sometimes look around and wonder how girls could possibly be straight! I even asked my mate how she could possibly be straight with all these amazing girls around lol... but yea i do sometimes wonder if everyone is really gay ...
~to cure rarely, to relieve often, but to console, always...~
totally agree! "It's a
totally agree!
"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."
LOL
I so do that too. ;o) Great minds eh?! Heheh.
lmao....
YOU CAN...
you CAN get anybody to "explore our world"
its proven =]
HAHAHA!
THIS IS SO TRUE....
good one srsly...very good!
You know you're gay when...
I concur. "A man cannot
I concur.
"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval." Mark Twain
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that's true!