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Ellen or Portia who would you rather date?

Of course we allll know of the derossi relationship. I love them together. I'm so happy for Ellen but okay to the point. I was wondering for who should you go.... ellen of portia.

Ellen is such a great lovin'soft butch... but portia is just stunning. I would not have said she was gay because well look at her... it's sooo hard but for me it's Portia I guess...ellen's hilarious and great too I bet they together never have a so called 'doll' moment ;)


maica's picture

portia...altho i never

portia...altho i never actually heard her talking, n i got no idea wat kind of person she is...but when ellen likes her ;)... n u just gotta admit, portia is hot!!!!

horny lesbian muslim's picture

sex sex and more sex

portia and ellen i would do a adventures threesome in there bed .some pussy sucking on ellen sound nice i just love portias legs!
ang676's picture

a threesome or..

i would love a threesome, but after that, def. ellen.

she has amazing sex apeal and she males me smile with her humor and sillyness.

so my vote would be ellen.

 

JHB's picture

not so sure

about a 3some but I do understand where your coming from. I think I would be jealous in a 3some. I know I couldn't do one with my wife and another girl.
besskinn's picture

portia's hot, but i think

portia's hot, but i think ellen would be the better conversationalist.
KwsBrokenAngel's picture

Both...at the same time lol

Both...at the same time lol

 

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Elicov's picture

Both at the same time

I totally agree with The Radness
KwsBrokenAngel's picture

Finally! Somebody came to

Finally! Somebody came to their senses :P

 

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lotus_starr's picture

i think.....

if i had to base it on looks it would be portia......but i love ellen's personality.

barbra

ILuvElLEn's picture

Ellen or Portia....no contest here

I remember Portia as "Nell" on "Ally McBeal" and thought she was brillliant. What I just love about Ellen though, is her down-to-earth charm, her warmth, her easy-going personality, her sexiness, her vulnerability because she's been hurt by past relationships, her dancing moves, her confidence and I can relate to the part of her that wanted to be liked and loved for who she is. It took a lot of courage for her to come out on her t.v. show and although she suffered from depression, she finally got the chance to do what she does best and loves....making people laugh and feel happy. I adore her and her stand up and miss that part of her life. If anything, god forbid, were to happen to her, I'd be devastated.
cherneyrox's picture

Ellen Or Portia

I agree with Mariane. I would definately like to date Ellen.
verticalblue's picture

Definitely Portia

I would definitely go for Portia de Rossi because for starters she stunning but she's also wicked funny on Arrested Development.
koma's picture

Ellen

I'd go with Ellen because I don't know enough about Portia (aside from her looks, which don't actually bowl me over). Ellen is cute, funny, and seeing her looking all home-like in If These Walls Could Talk 2 makes me wonder if that's how she really is. I'm a PJ bottoms and t-shirt kinda gal, so I think we'd get along.

Then again, there would be a major age gap if I dated Ellen - she's only five years younger than my mom!

 

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skygirl's picture

Ellen is so much herself

Ellen has the most honest personality that's on tv. She has always been playing herself... just like in the ellen series, besides the fact that she was for about 4 season kind of straight.

ILuvElLEn's picture

If I were lesbian, who would I date, Ellen or Portia??

Unequivocally and without a doubt, it would definitely be Ellen. She has said about Portia, that she's "gorgeous"...personally I think Ellen herself is absolutely gorgeous, very sexy and charismatic. Sometimes while watching her show and she comes out on stage, she takes my breath away. As to the Enquirer thing that Portia's pressuring Ellen to get married or whatever, I'll wait until I hear that from a reliable source, CNN, ET or some other legitimate press. I'm ten years older than Ellen but age and stress have taken their toll. I think Ellen's mother knows the truth about where Ellen's and Portia's relationship is going and besides, where could they get married...legally? I believe Ellen once said of Portia, that she's the "right fit". Considering the crap Ellen's been through with other relationships, I just want her to be happy.
shane86ster's picture

portia... a gorgeous woman..

portia... a gorgeous woman.. just soooo hot~~ the sense of humor is also a great thing..but i would prefer ellen to be my friend,that would be fun to be with her...

dj_stokes's picture

portia! she's so

portia! she's so sexy...great smile! seems like quite a down to earth person but well, u never know...she can't be that bad tho with her n ellen going so strong.

I hope they get hitched!

skunkanansie's picture

Hmmm....do i really have to choose?

Ellen is so funny, and she seems so real...Portia is a doll... but i guess i would choose Ellen (no matter the age difference) because i would be comfortable around her and not intimidated by her looks or constantly jealous...... Ellen would be my choice.
candacelopez's picture

are you kidding?

You can't beat Ellen.  You'd never be bored with her and she's smart and funny and successful and loving...she's pretty much amazing.  Portia?  Can't get a good read of an actual personality, and she's quite thin.  Have you seen her lately?  Props to her for talking out about her previous eating disorder but there's still not a whole lot to work with, if you know what i mean.

Gobias Somecoffee's picture

I say Portia

Considering I'm a huge Arrested Development fan, I'll go with Portia.Did you see her on the red carpet?    She's so gorgeous and she seems really nice. 
poesy's picture

Portia is gorgeous, but I'd

Portia is gorgeous, but I'd say Ellen. She's so amazing and I just love her so much. For so many reasons.
MSN's picture

Portia

Tough decision. As hard as this is to admit. I just love long hair on a women so I have to go with Portia. Ellen and I could match wits though. What a fun loving women!

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happykt's picture

Portia has been tops in my book since Ally McBeal

The only reason I watched Ally McBeal for years was because of Portia De Rossi was on it. From the first glance. I was fascinated by Portia's icy beauty, wit, smarts, and sexiness. Needless to say, I was happily stunned and suprised to find out a few years ago that Portia is a bona fide lesbian. Portia is the first 'celebrity' that I've been attracted to who is actually gay in real life.  I'd take Portia anytime, anywhere!  On top of that Portia is very smart in real life (she was studying to be a lawyer before turning to acting). I also thing she's sexy as hell, and very funny. What's not to love??!!  As for Ellen, she's cute but not my type. 

BTY, I'd also LOVE to see Afterellen.com do a LONG interview with Portia.

phrogget's picture

neither. I used to like

neither. I used to like portia alot when I was 15 and she was in ally mcbeal though. Never been a fan of ellen though.
kiran's picture

ellen

portias good looking, but ellens in a different class
teknosexual's picture

Portia! Mmmm femmes. ^_^

I think it's the eyebrow quirk that gets me.

 

Portia - eyebrow quirk 

sparklypinkgoth666's picture

Um

Too dificult, everything I've read suggests that Portia is just as funny, quirky, quick witted and charming as Ellen, and let's face it a HOTTIE not to let Ellen down, as she definitely has her charm...

argh, what's a girl to do?! lol

ForSCBonly's picture

Ellen is so hilarious and

Ellen is so hilarious and just down to earth. She really cares about people and is just amazing...

But, oh my god, Portia is just stunning. Plus I'm an absolute Arrested Development junkie. My mommy took the DVD's away from me cause I was watching them too much D:

I'd say Portia just because she's hilarious and seems quiet and I know it sounds cliché, but mysterious.

It's a such a close call. But they are an absolutely adorable couple.

dejablu's picture

I must be the only

I must be the only earth-bound being who just doesn't see what all the fuss is about when it comes to Portia.  She always comes across as rather glacial. 

Without question, Ellen.  She's smart, funny, caring, gentle and isn't afraid to be silly.  She gets such glee out of things it is infectious.  Just the type of person who would be a joy to have as part of your life. 

_mcCutcheon's picture

no you're not

I thought I was the only one. although I like portia in arrested development she kinda bores me. so no question it's ellen for me. not only for making me laugh, she also looks gorgeous I think.
kimbahlee's picture

i've always had a thing for

i've always had a thing for ellen. can't go wrong with those big blue eyes... and she just seems so down-to-earth. wacky, sure.. but somebody you could sit on the couch with, just eating lucky charms out of the box. now, that is sexy.

 

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brazilian_dancer's picture

I guess I would have to go with...

... Portia and her amazing legs!!! I just can't help it, I'm a "leg person" and, I'm sure Ellen is not gonna be showing her legs any time soon, so... ;]
irishgirly's picture

hmmm..

portia! she's beautiful! but ellens so funny! does portia hav an aussie accent?? if so i'll have to choose her!
jen1684's picture

Portia!

I love this couple!!

I remember I was thrilled to know Portia de Rossi was gay when the pics with her ex g/f came out. Then, when she got with Ellen, I didn't know what to think... i mainly didn't care about it that much. Because I didn't really know Ellen (except from name), and found her quite too old (for me, from my age point of view) and not my kind of girls. But in the past weeks, I've watched some Ellen videos and she is so funny. I seriously love her humor, and now I love their couple!! They are like this powerful couple, and they look really cute and adorable together. the kind of couple i'd look up to.

Okay, this being said, I definitely choose Portia cause she is stunning, and Ellen is a lot older than me, and still not my type. But well, they make such a great couple!

alexandra18's picture

hmmm...

I would honestly have to say, Ellen. Don't get me wrong, Portia is stunningly gorgeous, but Ellen is funny, sweet, and just a great person. She may be much older, but she's has a youthful personality. I would love to date someone that could have me rolling on the floor in laughter all day.

 

...actually, better yet. How about BOTH!

runtothesun's picture

Ellen all the way.  She

Ellen all the way.  She would keep me rolling.
bbkf101's picture

neither! lol

neither! lol
punchiauntie's picture

Ellen or Portia

bbkf101 wrote:
neither! lol

Would have to say ditto.  Neither do anything for me.

JulieGabi's picture

Sacrifice !

I won't choose any of them... they make such a sweet couple and I couldn't stand the idea of them breaking up because of me...

Believe me it's a hard sacrifice they're both so funny and sexy!

Cocki's picture

Portia

Ellen is great with a great personality but Portia is hot as hell.
LuzdeAltair's picture

Ellen's got it all

Portia may be really hot, but Ellen is waaaaay sexier!

She's got it all: the dance moves, the kissing (If These walls could talk, anyone?) The charming smile, the gorgeous eyes, and the suits... *drool* And relationship wise, I bet Ellen is the kind of woman that makes her woman feel special 24/7... Just add her sweetness, good heart, love for animals and real state, and that's what i call a soulmate!

I'd totally date her, although the age difference is scaringly wide... who cares...

 

ILuvElLEn's picture

Ellen or Portia? This is a no-brainer for me, period!

I'm with LuzdeAltair, Ellen in her suits or certain combinations of jacket and pants and belt, ummmmn! I've never understood my emotional attraction to Ellen seing as I'm straight but I don't really care. She's awesome and I watched the behind-the-scenes of her W magazine shoot and she looked awesomely beautiful. I have everything on Ellen, her books, an interview with Barabara Walters, pictures. I've got a scrapbook on all things Ellen. She wowed me the first time I saw her on Oprah's show, many years ago, as a first-time-on-t.v. comic. There was something about her that caught my eye and my emotions. I've watched all her t.v. shows. My sister tells me I tend to get very defensive about Ellen especially if there's anything negative in the press about her (which, I don't read). I came across a quote by Linda Ratner, a Fox reporter who said something to the effect of...when one is passionate about something or someone, you can't be objective and that explains how I feel about Ellen. If she's being hurt, I feel that hurt for her. I hated how she was treated by her last partner who went on to marry a guy and have a child with him. I like the woman as an actor but not her behaviour. Ellen was very much in love with her only to be dumped.
laura_bubble's picture

Ellen

Has to be Ellen without a shadow of a doubt!
afterportia's picture

PORTIA baby

First off, Portia is HOT and while I do think Ellen can be very funny ... We ALL know that Portia is just a little slice of hilarious in Arrested Development. Love her, love it.
2007jaguar's picture

Sorry Ellen!

Actually I like Ellen very much, because she is hilarious and courageous and she will be a good buddy. But erotically I’m not attracted to her.Portia fascinated me the fist time I sow her on Ally McBeal. When I heard she is gay I thought: “There is a god!” Her former lover, Francesca Gregorini is also very hot. I can imagine to be with Portia or with Portia and Francesca together.Sorry Ellen! 
eugenie's picture

Is this even close?

Not only is Portia De Rossi far lovelier - she's (much) funnier. As witness Arrested Developmnent. I'm sure Ms. Degeneris is a fine person, and she was brave, I guess, to come out when she did ( not like firefighter brave, and it didn't actually hurt even her career, really, but still...). But she's hardly a beauty, or very interesting or challenging, even in her comedy. She's - nice. But for me there's nothing very sexy about nice.  Ms Degeneris is more like the classic fifties movie "best friend" Barbara Bel Geddis to Ms. De Rossi's Kim Novak - except that as I said, I also find Ms. De Rossi far funnier and a much better performer. I suppose the least attractive thing about a Portia De Rossi fantasy for me is that Ms. Degeneris is her type - so I could never be.

But for me at least, it isn't even close to close.

samo32's picture

Just to let you know... Ms.

Just to let you know... Ms. Degeneres's career was very much hurt when she came out.  Her show was cancelled and she couldn't didn't do very much work for a number of years.  Only now is she being recognized for how brilliant she really is. 

eugenie's picture

While I'll admit brilliant

While I'll admit brilliant is in the eye of the beholder, and she obviously has some appeal that is lost to me, were her ratings hurt because she came out, or because the show became about being gay? This is a real question, as I've never really watched it, or any network sitcom, but I heard from others, both gay and straight, that the subject matter changed. Also, wasn't that around the time she was involved with that Heche person, and do you think that played a part? In either event, she certainly wasn't endangering herself, and long term it appears to have worked out well for her - something I applaud, as I applaud Ms. Degeneres' honesty. Would that everyone in the industry were so open. Or perhaps there are simply very few gay people in show business...

Are there other stand ups you think of as brilliant, by the way? Cause, while I can enjoy the form - you know, I'd maybe apply it to Colbert. Who may even be brave - he certainly bearded the lion in his den, and that's a spookily paranoid, weak and dangerous "lion" at that. Carlin, occasionally, at his best. I can't think of another right now...

PS - On another note, while I do find Ms. DeRossi attractive, at least when she's been eating, I in no way intended to compare her to Ms. Novak, as Ms. DeRossi would not come out well in that contest. But then, who would? I will also admit that Ms. Degeneres is, for the most part, more attractive than Ms. Bel Geddes, at least in the film Ms. Bel Geddes shared with the aforementioned Ms. Novak.

lalis's picture

Ellen all the way

Definitely Ellen - I've had a thing for her for ages... even though she is older than my parents so that's a little weird I guess. Not that I really care about age. Anyway... definitely Ellen because when she's on television you can't take your eyes off her.

Mercy83's picture

I can't decide

Because I used to LOVE the old Ellen. Like who didn't sell out to do a Daytime Talk Show.

And Portia because Nell was jiggy. Wif it. LMAO

And sexy. And several other words.


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