I do not know if I should be telling you this, but katgurl use to be the lead dog actor on some of the most exciting Disney films. Saddly she had to give up her duties rather unexpectedly.

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Arcane was a midget stripper, that played football for the los angeles lakers, she also played a psychic on the L word that dated with tina...Shh omg i hope no one finds out

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~liquor in the front poker in the Rear~

I heart Xtina Aguilera!!!!!!!!!!

^'s arch nemesis could be DykeWithStringyArmHair? ;)

The first rule of Bingo Club is - you do not talk about Bingo Club.

^ was in University to study the dinosaur "Lickalotapuss" ... ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

After being exposed to Delta radiation , she used to jump and bite unspecting spiders.

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Lost in the Wild Roses

^ gets out from prison on weekends, for good behaviour ... ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

^'s nether treasure is as multi-coloured as her avatar. ;)

The first rule of Bingo Club is - you do not talk about Bingo Club.

lol  MissA

^'s  nether region is sportin' the same bouffant as ones avatar  ... ;o))

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

( what a bellbus bouffant )

katgurl was once the only offical lesbian detector in the vatican but was asked to leave after the school bus incident.

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Arcane Tremere went with the "monkeys writing Shakespeare" theory when choosing her screen name.

True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one's self, but the point is not only to get out, you must stay out; and to stay out you must have some absorbing errand. -Henry James

Koma used to run a factory in a third world country but now sells stolen stereos out of her trunk...but you didn't hear it from me

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"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"- Fry

Shiznortizny is a zen monk and part time mine, ooh I said too much.

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^ rips out her arm hair when nervous or hungry ... >;o) 

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

maica likes to take off her socks and stick her finger in between her toes and smell it.

barbra

 Recieves secret messages from her earrings informing her on the lemming revolt.

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Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat ; talking about the dog in me.

^ uses her telescope to see what the neighbours are up to ... ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

^katgurl (along with chico marx) has whispered in the mouths of many....thus creating the rainbow lippage effect...or RLE as we call it here in the states...there's no cure...but you can live a long and happy life with RLE...good luck katgurl..

btw...what are you saying...as you whisper in their mouth...just curious...

LoL ^

* I'm whispering --->  "it's your turn to take out the trash" ;o)

^ is the only known female world wide that produces a diamond every month thru' her belly button ... (impressive to say the least)  up here in Cunuck'astan, we've only ever seen fluff come out the buttons of our bellies ... ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

^sneaks into homes and steals single socks from the dryer while wearing last year's spongebob squarepants Halloween costume

For shame...

^ has a bad habit of tweakin' her nipples when excited ... ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

^ walks around in granny panties, while chirping like an irritating bird when she thinks no one is looking...

"You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life, for eternal us, is now and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything, catastrophic included.."

LoL ^ ...  SeXeh  ... ;o)-

^ is the author of #1 best sellers book ... 'the art of masterbaking' ... ;o)

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LOL, yip, juiciest cakes in the area.... LOLOL.

^ Picks her nose while she drives.... lmao

"You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life, for eternal us, is now and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything, catastrophic included.."

^ moonlights as a BDSM Mistress on weekends for extra cash ... ;o))

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

lmao, ok so this one is harsh, but ^ knows I am joking....

^ comes out on weekends when I moonlight as a BDSM Mistress looking for some action ;-), LOL

Katgurl, you can proceed to killing me now!

"You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life, for eternal us, is now and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything, catastrophic included.."

lmao ... yeah well  ^ likes her job so much ... ^ doesn't even charge her customers anymore ... cum one cum all ... lol  ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

^ has a fetish for using vegetables during sex ... ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

Is a total sex addict.. can not go without havin some 6 times a day....

*she runs to get the binoculars and peep thru the window the whole day

"You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life, for eternal us, is now and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything, catastrophic included.."

lol *kat looks around for the hidden camera*  ... well I prefer to be called a nympho ... cuzz after you master multiple orgasms, one is -never- enough ... ;o)

^ likes to get caught with her hand down her pants ... then has the nerve to ask them to smell her fingers LoL

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

LOL what?! there is a time when one is enough?! ha ha ha

Shouts: "GIMME ICE CREAM" during the second orgasm.... ha ha (I actually read this somewhere, btw...)

"You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life, for eternal us, is now and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything, catastrophic included.."

just an observation...but it looks like to me that

^^likes to pitch!

and

^ likes to catch!

maybe i'm reading too much into your avatars...or maybe i've seen the pictures...hummm

^^^ is new to AE ... (as with most in this thread) ... this gurlz been pitching and catching like a cheeky bum in here for a few yearZ z z ... ;o)- however, we're always lookin' fer new players ... ;o)

^ bein' voyeuristic,  ^ will take any opportunity to sneak a peak up lady's skirts ...;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

^ walks on her hands the whole day at home, and has arms built like Mr. Universe, but the skiniest little legs .... lolol.

"You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life, for eternal us, is now and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything, catastrophic included.."

Hmmmm.....

^ Enjoys shakin' that @ss out of bus windows as she goes past little old ladies

^ is a jail guard that preforms 'favours' for the lady's on her watch ... ;o)

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"I wasn't kissing her ... I was just whispering in her mouth" --- chico marx

is actlually a fluff head is disguise... and gets other people to think up and write her posts for her... (she's got me fooled ;-)) LOL

"You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life, for eternal us, is now and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything, catastrophic included.."