The L Word: THE OTHER ENDINGThis is my alternate ending.. Please feel free to post your own versions.
After Bette and Jenny’s little talk outside their new bedroom, where Bette says she will do anything to protect the family she created, Bette grabs Jenny’s hand and brings her downstairs where everyone is in the room watching the good-bye video. She announces that she has something important to settle once and for all, and tells Jenny to show the “proof” she showed to Kit. Meanwhile Bette turns to Tina: “Tina, I thought this was nothing so I didn’t tell you about it, and now I’m so sorry for not doing so. But Kelly came over, that night after the opening, and she professed she was interested in me. I refused. Nothing happened, and I asked her to leave. I didn’t mention it because it was nothing. But apparently Jenny thinks she saw us having sex, and on top of that Kelly has been lying that we did. I swear to you we did nothing. I swear. The video is played. Everyone is quiet for a moment... Bette exclaims, almost with tears in her eyes: “Oh my god Jenny! That is me cleaning up the glass that she broke!! She broke one of our champagne glasses! Tina you can check there’s one missing! ” Tina steps forward to look closely. Jenny looks confused. Shane: “You know… if you were going down on her… that angle is totally wrong… you might as well just be going down on her knee” Bette: “Thank you Shane” Alice: “You’re right! Look you can even see the glass on the floor over there!” Everyone looks closer. Kit sighs in relief. Bette: “Tina, you have got to believe me. And Jenny, if you weren’t so god dam judgmental about everyone perhaps you could’ve moved a step over when you shot this damn thing and seen it for yourself!” Tina is overwhelmed. Bette goes over and takes her hand, and looks into her eyes. Tina shakes her head, trying to focus: “Jenny, I know you stole the tapes. Shane found them in your attic. You made me lose my job Jenny.” Jenny: “Okay, so you guys want to believe this is Bette cleaning up glass from the floor just because there’s glass on the floor. Whatever. And Tina, it was my movie to begin with. You should be on my side. They were ruining our movie Tina! They stole it from me, and I took it back. I was not going to let them turn it into some straight chick flick! I’m not sorry for what I did!” Jenny looks at Shane searching for help: “I could not let them take away my life…” Shane: “I found my jacket, Jenny…and the letter from Molly." Jenny: “Shane….” Silence Shane shakes her head and moves back. Alice and Helena exchange raised eyebrows. Helena, quietly to Alice, but loud enough for everyone to hear: “And here I thought she was meddling too much with my life” Kit to Jenny: “Girl, you have got to let things go… and trust your friends… but instead you let them down like this…. I don’t know… I’m not getting involved..” Jenny: “Well… it’s obvious I no longer have any friends in here. I’ll take my things and leave.” She leaves the room. No one goes after her. After a little bit of silence: Alice: “Did you guys know i-phones can make videos?” Bette and Tina hug. Bette: “I can’t believe about the tapes! And, Tina, I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you ..” Tina: “It’s ok … I realize that I trust you” Helena hears them and it makes her think for a moment. She decides to call Dylan. Outside: A crying Jenny runs up stairs to get her jacket that she left behind. On her way out, she stops to look down at the pool. It brings back old memories. She remembers when she first moved in next door and saw Shane make out with a girl in this pool. She remembers Tim. She remembers Marina. Both of whom she had contacted for the video, and both of whom seemed to be doing okay without her. She leans a little more forward, but her eyes are blurry, and she didn’t realize that she stepped too close. It's too late. She momentarily tries to gain her balance and step back, but faills. She falls... Had she fallen at the proper angle she would’ve landed in the pool. But she tripped over the tape which was the make-shift railing, and so when she fell she bumped her head on the side of the pool… she hit it ever so lightly... There was no bleeding, at least not on the outside. Inside her head, though, was a different matter, (but that would not be discovered untill the autopsy report)... She did not feel much pain… infact she came up and touched her head, and saw no blood. Deep in her emotional state, her eyes still blurry from tears, she turned back and saw that no one had seen her fall. They were all inside... probably bitching about her. She had lost everything... her old friends as well as her new ones. She had no one. She was alone. She did not even have her movie. She had never felt so alone in her entire life. Everything she wanted was taken away. Everyone left her. She floated for a few seconds...but suddenly her head started to ach tremendously where she had hit it. She realized something was wrong... She realized her breathing was slowing… Her eyes went blurry… Things went dark. Then she saw a white light…. Only a few minutes have passed. Inside the talk finally quiets down. Tempers that were raging a few minutes ago are now calming down. Anger and betrayal is overcome by the love and support of friends. Helena: “I hope you guys don’t mind, but I invited Dylan to come over. She should be here shortly.” Bette smiles, her hand in Tina’s: “That’s just fine, she is most welcome.” Alice: “Oh... Jenny forgot her i-phone!” Max: “Do you want me to run over and give it back?” Alice: “Nah, I’ll do it. After all I did decide earlier to forgive her... and after what happened she probably needs it. I’ll be right back guys” Alice goes out… only to enter a few minutes later…. Distraught, scared and hardly able to utter a word…
Submitted by sparkly underwater (468 posts) on March 12, 2009 - 5:59am. |
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L Word alternative ending.
Ditto...
That was a million times better. Can you help me scour my mind clean of the after-images I got watching Tina's Interogation Tape too please? That made my skin crawl. So NC - IC.
Great job! Can you please write The Farm?
Thank you very very much.
Can I second Astrogirl's last sentence? Oh, and when we're done getting Illene to shut up, can you please take over her job? All of them? Thank you.
"All I really wanna do is make you so so happy, all I really wanna do is make you smile" -Kylie and Jason-
thanks
L word alternate ending
SO MUCH BETTER than the ending the writers gave us. As much as I enjoyed the show, several storyline choices were poor. I still miss Dana. Looking forward to Erin Daniels' next movie.
Awesome ending, that just
Awesome ending, that just made me feel much better!
**Im so tired of chasing her... I stubbed my toe and scraped my knee... I wish she would sit still long enough for me to tell her...**
The Way It Ended (First Installment)
The Way It Ended
(...in my head)
The First Installment
A Treatment by
WaxLionMonkeyBookendsJennifer SchecterScene at the Planet. The entire FRAMILY is present. Jenny enters. Cameras roll:
What's going on?
ALICE
We hate you.
SHANE
I hate it when people say "we." I want you dead.
KIT
Baby girl, Mm!
GHOST DANA
BETTE
I found your meds. [hands Jenny an ounce of hash]
JENNY
I don't understand.
TASHA
Yea, me neither. I thought I was jus' gon' be hanging with Alice and Jamie.
ALICE
What the dickin' sprack, do you love her?
BETTE
Tina is the love of my life.
TINA
We need to repaint our walls.
ALICE
I'm not talking to you. [to Tasha] Do you love her?
JAMIE
I do.
ALICE
Shut your legs. [to Tasha] Well?
I love my duty even more.
ANGELICA
Hahaha doody. Mommies, I gotta poopy-shit.
TINA
Just do it into your $7000 overalls. Mommies are busy adopting another baby.
JENNY
Hey you guys, why isn't the conversation about ME anymore?
BETTE
Shut your dick trap.
SUNSET BOULEVARD
[in drag]
What's wrong with dick?
ANGELICA
Daddy!
SUNSET BOULEVARD
Yes, Angie. [takes off his wig]
ANGELICA
Where'd Daddy go?
DYLAN
[gets off the phone] Did I miss anything?
HELENA
I'm rich, insecure, and I have mommy issues.
DYLAN
No, I mean did anything NEW happen.
JENNY
BETTE
Nuh-uh.
JENNY
Yuh-huh.
BETTE
Nuh-UH!
ALICE
Uh-huh. Her.
JENNY
Yuh-HUH. I have holographic proof. [plugs in iPhone]
KIT
Shit baby sistah, that's some solid evidence.
TINA
You cheated?
BETTE
Oh, come ON. Do I look like THAT when I'm eating out?
TINA
Kinda.
BETTE
I'm so hurt. You said my technique was a solid TEN.
ALICE
More like a four. I've had better.
TASHA
Thank you.
ALICE
I was talking about Dana.
GHOST DANA
Cris-pay.
JENNY
You guys, I want to talk about ME!
SHANE
Okay, YOU stole Molly's letter. And the negatives.
MOLLY
Oh, so you didn't GET it. Thank God. I thought maybe you couldn't read.
PHYLLIS
Fine. She can READ. But I bette she kant spel.
TINA
I'm not sure whether I'm madder about lay/lez negatives or Bette cheating. [flips a coin] Bette, how could you?
KIT
You on your own, baby sistah! Mm!
...To Be Continued.
1ST Installment
I cracked up when Alice
I cracked up when Alice says, "Uh-huh. Her"
Funniee!
you are SO funny. Are you a profesional comedian?
We totally need an L-word-comedy series to get over the sad let down.
thanks!
The Way We Were Not (Second Installment)
Thanks for reading, you guys. As promised, a second installment:
The Way We Were Not
The Second Installment
A Treatment by
WaxLionMonkeyBookendsJennifer SchecterScene by Bette and Tina's pool. The entire FRAMILY is present. Cameras roll:
[in the pool]
I LOVE this pool. I could float here for as long as I live.
GHOST DANA
I miss my waterfall.
SHANE
Marco.
NIKKI
Polo.
BETTE
Marco.
JESSIE SPANO
Polo.
ALICE
What's with all the unnecessary third-wheel characters? Marco.
JAMIE
Polo.
TONYA
Polo.
SHANE
Marco.
MOLLY
Polo.
SHANE
Where in the world is Carmen de la Pica?
HELENA
Where in the world am I?
DYLAN
Maybe you should stop drinking. The pool water.
TINA
Yea. After what I did in THERE last I was pregnant.
GHOST DANA
Did she Mr. Piddle?
TASHA
[to Alice] Okay, why does SHE get to hover, but I can't donk Jamie's ba-donka with mah mind parts?
KIT
Girl! That's mah line. Shut yo' carpet cleaner.
ALICE
Thinking is cheating.
BETTE
You twokkin' to me? How outrageous. I have not cheated at all this week. My powerful vagina is vacuum-sealed.
TINA
Puh.
SHANE
Mine too.
CARMEN
Puh.
SHANE
There you are.
DYLAN
I love you, Helena.
HELENA
Mummy, that you?
PEGGY
No.
ALICE
Wait a minute, didn't Bette cheat on Tina? Where's the dramatic continuity?
MARINA
Feliz navidad et bouffe-moi dans la salle de bain. Ciao.
TIM
Thursday nights at 8 on ABC.
IVAN
Hoes. Check it.
ELIZABETH ZIFF
This is the way, it's the way that we live.
...More to Come.
Honestly...
This would would have been a much less awkward way to end the series and incorporate all of the old characters!
MARIA
That is the way it should have ended !
FACT !!
x
"You do things that make jesus puke !" lol :) -BWB
(:
This is an awesome ending! (: ... It almost seemed like a was actually watching this happening rather than just reading it =D
xo
BOTH OF YOU ROCK
First off, to the OP, Sparkly Underwear -- this ending was PERFECT. Man! What a gift, because you've basically rewritten what had originally sullied my mind! THANK YOU!
(And you KNOW that you're an awesome writer and really should do this for a living....)
As for you, Ms WaxLionMonkeyBookends/thread hijacker -- you are wicked funny. Thanks for the hardest laughs I've had all week :)
t.
___________________________________________________________________________________________ Only connect. ~ Em Forster, Howard's End
AWESOME
niccceeee
Shane: “You know… if you were going down on her… that angle is totally wrong… you might as well just be going down on her knee”
Bette: “Thank you Shane”
this is a good alternate ending, I laughed really hard at that shane line :p
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVED your
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVED your ending! I could almost hear the characters saying their lines, you wrote them perfectly! Yay!
I'm a sucker for a happy ending though, so I'd like to think that Jenny redeems herself somehow and that everyone is friends and nobody dies :o)
Oh - and
Oh - and Waxlionmonkeybookends...
I am STILL laughing at your version - absolutely hilarious! I'm just sitting here grinning now, it was great! Agree with the others - defo go into comedy! x