What Straight People Tell Each Other In Magazines

Okay does anyone else find this odd..... So I get totally bored at work and go onto msn.com and read all their articles about dating even though it doesn't apply to me because I'm a lesbian, but I realized... Women are giving other women advice on what guys want and guys give other guys advice on what women want. Like hello?! That is so stupid! I was reading a men's article about "Your gf true fantasies" or something along those lines and one of them was "Your gf really does want to have a threesome with another girl." Personally, I find this to be horribly false among my straight friends who are dating someone. Then i realized another guy wrote this article. I don't mean to be prejudice & I have tons of straight friends, but they can be really dumb sometimes. I also find most of thee articles tend to be about making a guy happy in some way. Its like women if you want to be happy.... Become a lesbian and we will make you happier than you ever could have imagined. Ugh okay sorry rant over....