Gay marriage is dangerous: the video

A.D. Miles, the genius behind the soap-spoof web series Horrible People, made a propaganda video for 236.com about the dangers of gay marriage that is so perfectly '50s you just might think it's real. (It's not.)

"What would gay marriage look like?" The narrator asks. "Well, for starters, schools would be required to teach your children how to be gay."

(Oh, how much easier my life would have been if that were actually a class offered in high school.)

In addition to the scary changes that would be brought about by legalizing gay marriage (i.e. the fabric of society being ripped in two), the video asks if gays even have the right disposition to be married. "Lesbians can be testy in a disagreement. They'd rather solve their problems with a switchblade rather than the compromise it takes to make a marriage work."

There are some detailed explanations (and woodworking illustrations) for why gay marriage would destroy the world, and some practical tips you can use to shut it down if you come upon two lesbians trying to wed one another.

Remember, if you try to rub two holes together, the whole thing just falls apart.