Little things you wonder about

If 1/3 is 0.3333 and 2/3 is 0.6666, shouldn't 3/3 be 0.99999?

"I wish I could lie down beside you tonight & take you in my arms." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Why is it that no one in the movies or tv ever really seems to need to use the bathroom?

If kittens had jetpacks would the bird populations suffer?(this is usually followed by me imagining cats zooming around in jetpacks....no clue where this came from)

Is Aquaman more popular in places that actually have an ocean where he would be more useful?

I have more random thoughts like this on a day to day basis but this is all i could think of at the moment

1. If Wile Coyote had enough money for all the Acme products, why didn't he just buy dinner?

2.  Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Ahh, the great mysteries of this thing we call life.....

Isn't it a bit scary that doctors call what they do practice? 

or

why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why isn't popcorn considered a vegetable?

What is Natalie Portman doing at this moment?

How is that I know that Natalie Portman exists but does not know I do, thus do I really exist?*bites self* I DO!!!!

If the auto big 3 dies will everyone notice? Will anyone really care as long they consume a suitable automotive alternative?

Is it rational to assume rationality although I am at times irrational...and Mariah Carey.

I love cheese and Natalie Portman's face!

why does cargo go on a ship and a shipment go on a truck??

 Who decided that oversized, polyester dice were a suitable decoration for a car's rearview mirror? Why the rearview mirror? They get in the way! And why dice? And why do people continue to follow this trend? Are you going to use the dice? Do you and your friends get together all the dice hanging from your rearview mirrors and play Yahtzee? Are they otherwise functional? Do you think the big cubes with black dots representing numbers on them are cute? Do they make your car look cuter?

Someone please explain, because I have never understood this concept.

A bird and a fish may fall in love, but where would they live?

What's REALLY the point in spelling words with silent letters when they aren't going to be pronounced?

If we are here, where exactly is there?. If you say there is THERE, and we show eachother where THERE is, standing at THERE, we'd say, "right HERE!". No?.

If the Hulk was a female and she transformed, would she be left in a purple bikini?

Damnit!, is Cyclops WINKING or BLINKING at me?!

Why is it called a Toothbrush when it cleans Teeth?

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Dennis: Your fire's getting puny.

why do most straight people equate promiscuity with homosexuality or view homosexuality as the most hideous thing on earth considering that there are more heterosexuals having aids, more heterosexual rapists, more heterosexual porn movies, and those who often commit sexual harassment are heterosexuals? i don't think it has something to do with ratio because i'm not sure if there are more heterosexuals than homosexuals in the world ha ha

"...the available statistics, 74 percent of HIV infected people are IDU, 14.4 percent heterosexual groups and 1.5 percent is MSM (Men Who Have Sex With Men)."

and women are from venus... what the f is up with all this mars exploration???

Why is it that Mischa Barton saying "up in rainy(sp?) river, you see, nothing had changed since the fifties" in Lost and Delirious after seeing Paulie and Tori kissing sound just the same as the voice over for "the truth about Jane".

here's an example

first lost and delirious (starting at 0:50)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaNaGAQkY0

and truth about jane (starting at 0:40 to 0:50)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZPQMsss9KU 

maybe it's just me..