Lesbian Slogans

Burger King -> Have her your way.

Marlboro -> Come to where the flavor is, come to lesbian country.

Kellogg's -> Taste her again, for the very first time.

Delta -> We love women and it shows.

Beef -> Women, it's what's for dinner.

Sears -> I've seen the softer side of that woman.

Charmin -> Don't squeeze my woman!

Milk -> Got woman?

Sprite -> I like the woman in you.

Secret Deodorant -> Strong enough for a man, but we don't give a shit because we just like women.

Hellman's Mayo -> When you bring out the flavor & bring out the zest, just bring out that woman!

Rice A Roni -> My woman IS the San Francisco treat.

Nike -> Just do her.

G. E. -> She brings good things to life.

Amex -> Don't leave home without her.

Foldger's Coffee -> The best part of waking up is having your woman in your bed.

Taco Bell -> Yo quiero my woman.

Esso Gasoline -> Put a woman in your tank.

Virginia Slims -> You came for a long time baby!

AllState -> You're in good hands with your lady.

Energizer Bunny -> She keeps going and going and going.

L'eggs -> Nothing beats a great pair of women! (submitted by Liz, PA)

Band - Aid -> I am stuck on my babe and my babe is stuck on me. (submitted by Heidi, MA)

Toyota -> I love what you do for me woman! (submitted by Clara, Puerto Rico)

Borden's -> If it's a woman, it's got to be good. (submitted by Ana, FL)

Tic Tacs -> Put a woman in your mouth and get a bang out of life! (submitted by Sylvia, MI)

Dentyne Gum -> Know what they say about her?... She has the freshest mouth in town. (Melissa, NY)

Eggo Waffles -> Leggo my babe-o.

Waterford Glass -> Every woman is a work of art.

Pantene Shampoo -> Don't hate her because she's beautiful.

Wheaties Cereal -> She's the breakfast of champions.

Bayer Aspirin -> My baby works wonders.

Ocean Spray -> Crave the babe.

Little Debbie -> Unwrap her smile.

Esso -> Happiness is a quick starting woman.

RC Cola -> New look, same great babe.

Salem Cigarettes -> You can take her out of the country, but you can't take the country out of her.

Nice N Easy Shampoo -> The closer she gets, the better she looks (submitted by Isabel, FL)

And a few that don't need any fixin' ...

Lay's Potato Chips -> Betcha can't eat just one!

K.F.C. -> Finger lickin' good.

Arby's -> What are you eating today?

Maxwell House Coffee -> Good to the last drop.

Yellow Pages -> Let your fingers do the walking...

Miller Lite Beer -> Tastes great, less filling.

Nissan -> Everything you want, nothing you don't.

Winston Cigarettes -> It's what's up front that counts.

Forest Services -> Only you can prevent forest fires.

Alka Seltzer -> I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Geritol -> My wife, I think I'll keep her.