THE CRAZY THINGS OUR MOM'S SAY

I was talking with a friend and we were comparing "THE CRAZY THINGS OUR MOM'S SAY" in regard to our being lesbians. Some of the things were hurtful or sad some had us laughing 'til it hurt. I wanted to hear from everyone on AE. What are some of the odd things your mom or even a family member, friend or random person has said that you will never forget?