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JunK MaiL >:O)

Heya ... I scored a 47 on this test ... (junk mail alert - read only if bored)

just passin' along mail I get ... ;o)

Below is Dr Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on
Oprah - she got a 38.)

The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes.
Answers are for who you are now - not who you were in the past.
This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of
the major corporations today It helps them get better insight
concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only
10 Simple questions, so...grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of
your letter answers to each question.

Begin...

1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon &and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk. ..
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you..
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, ! touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with..
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you..
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted.......
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before
going to sleep you are..
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS :
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care."
You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant..
Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but
don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved
with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make
decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold
and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who
akes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your
company because of the excitement! you radiate

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41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly
in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to
let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them
out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest.
Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone
who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same
loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes
a lot to shake your trust In your friends, but equally that it takes
yo u a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They
see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady
plodder. It would! really surprise them if you ever did something
impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine
everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide
against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your
careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,
someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to
make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with
anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees
problems that don't exist. So me
people think you're boring. Only
those who know you well know that you aren't.

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rachelle's picture

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I got 42, but when reading the analysis, that totally doesn't sound like me. I think i'm a 21-30 pointer, masquerading as a 41-50 pointer. :wink:

sammx's picture

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52 and carrot cake :P
...no that's not my age and l'd wish people would stop calling me that! :P

Harpy's picture

JunK MaiL &gt;:O)

I got 42 as well. :)

Harpy's picture

JunK MaiL &gt;:O)

I got 42 as well. :)

kemy's picture

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I got 36- so ture what they say..ssoooo true

katgurl's picture

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[quote:78a1e9745f="rachelle"]I got 42, but when reading the analysis, that totally doesn't sound like me. I think i'm a 21-30 pointer, masquerading as a 41-50 pointer. :wink:[/quote:78a1e9745f]

I don't always believe these email questionaires - sometimes they're dead on - other times it couldn't be further from the truth ... ;o)

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miss ann thrope's picture

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43 here, though I couldn't quite decide on the first question. :? Great thread btw, Kat. ;)

katgurl's picture

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:D

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which
would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!)

Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue
4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing
5. Strawberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate on Chocolate
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about
you...

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving,
cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times.
Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others
perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love
new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When
tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball
with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very
loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE --Smooth, sexy, &
articulate with your hands, you are an excellent
after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't
try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit
of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING --
Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in
life; very indecisive and lack motivation.
Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others
should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for
life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm,
loving. You care about other people, can be
counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen.
Can be very emotional.

6. CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE -- Sexy; always
ready to give and receive. Very creative,
adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can
appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the
inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not
settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether
it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If
you could, you would like to participate, but you
enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up
the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and
high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun
loving person who likes to laugh. You are fun to be
with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very
warm hearted person and a little quirky at times.
You have many loyal friends.

how accurate is this for wimmin ... ? we live on a cycle ...
I picked Carrot Cake ... however the answer depends
on what time of the month it is LoL - being I would have
picked the chocolate on chocolate in ma' PmS state ;o)

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klaas's picture

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First test 39 but the thing was notthing like me.

The other one was more like me. What can i say i luv chocolate...

katgurl's picture

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k ... sum more JunK mail --- these are cheeky ... if not kinda
mean ... LoL --- just sendin' along what I get --- soo reader beware ... :wink:

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