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That's nice. Sorry that i can't come up with a line or two right now but i will soon :)

Fortunately, the back alley surgeon wasn't drunk that day.

*Stop me if I'm doing this wrong... :?

I'll ave me a go

Unfortunately his scalpel wasn't cleaned after last time he used it on that hepatitis-"patient".

Fortunately, the surgeon had gone to a top medical school in the US. He was only operating in a back ally because Stan lived in a country where sexual variation was highly secretive and criminalized, and Gordon (the surgeon) had come to liberate it's people.

BTW: You can add more than one sentence if you want to add some more plot development, like this one.

unfortunatly, the Top Medical School happened to be [at best] a vetinary one and when presented with the genetalia of a so-called Stan, Gordon began the precedure to castrate a lion.

Fortunately, just as Gordon was about to make the first incision of his lion castration surgery with the hepatitis infected scalpel, the woman Stan loved ran up, crying, "stop! wait!"....

Unfortunately, she wanted the surgeon to turn her into a man instead, and Stan wasn't sure if he swung "that way." :P

Fortunately, the police intervened, raiding the back ally and causing Gordon to flee and spur a police chase, leaving the two confused lovers behind to ponder their fate.

Unfortunately, the police chase didn't last long. Gordon was rolling as crazy in his wheelchair and he didn't notice the enormous amount of shattered glass a few yards from the "crime scene". The wheels of the chair was destroyed and the police could with ease catch the fugitive even though he was the reigning champion in wheelchairsprint!