Hey from England

hate to burst your bubble but its now acceptable for anyone to give a wooden spoon at weddings although your right its a welsh myth/tradition 'lovespoons' haha i sound like such a geek but i remember reading about it for an essay i did on welsh myths... 

wedding present....how about a free dna test of jk on 1st born!

Even if its posh like from john lewis? Ungrateful!

Mwahxxx

i think a spoon is more pratical than an icecream maker so instead ill give you an unlimited supply of cocktea elle!

woop woop so sunny today i could wear sunglasses!!! but only got to wear them as i went to the library now back inside peering from behind my books at the sun :(  

Kinks - tell the truth...you had to wear those sunglasses as a disguise after the rape alarm incident! There is nothing worse than people who sunglasses inside - it really annoys me. I have been sporting mine as I've raced about in my white van today - even the fat man I work with had his on (he had aviators from the 80's!!).

I was at two weddings within 6 weeks before xmas - both mutual friends of me and the wife, so couldn't give them cheapo presents. My best mate from uni is getting married in May, and then another friend will get hitched in the summer - which I have to witness seeing as he is taking her name! Turns out the Irish Catholic father-in-law to be does not want his daughter or grand children having the surname Gay!

Lauz - you'll have to let me know when you're in town and I'll take you on a mischievious (mis)adventure!! Or maybe we could just get pissed and let loose the crazy eyes?!

 not been on here in aaaaaaaaages!

how is everyone...and if i remember correctly south ftw!

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I'm like a retarded fairy- you want to love me but I'm too god damn weird

No body gives me a spoon even if its posh!

I really have to finish packing but everything is more interesting

well to be honest elle i didnt want to go to your wedding anyway....im telling you marrying the hussy lamp is a bad idea, but you have priced me out of going now!

elle  do you break up for easter this week then? that really early how long do u get off?

yep your right milf that was the reason why i wore my sunglasses 2day! lol no i have new sunglasses and wanted to try them, i took them off once i was inside the library i promise...

i have 4 weeks off but cause i dont have any lectures on thursday or friday.

you cant come to my wedding cause not even im going.

hello ladies i just saw this & thought id say holla! im pretty damn new to this (first post & an inability to correctly do my profile argh)... i am in sunny-ish cornwall & am currently frickin glad its friday. hope everything is cool with y'all :o)

Hello blue! Think we're all glad its sunny just now! Just make sure your profile isn't boring - there really is nothing worse!!

Elle - how is the ankle?? Have you managed to hobble home? Did your dog like her (I don't know why I think its a her, but I'm going with it...50/50 chance unless ist some hermaphrodite freak dog!) multiple presents?!

I like beer and pizza - t'is a good combination! I've had a shit week so also pleased its the weekend! Drunkeness is ace :-D

hey blue *waves* well if your have to live down south at least you have picked a nice part! :)

ahhhh boo to rubbish week milf, drunkness is always the answer.....well at least till the morning after lol

Yup - morning after wasn't so good. Woke up at 6.30, then had to stumble to my downstairs loo as I was warned by Mummy Milf not to come home too drunk as her friend is staying. I then proceeded to be rather sick! I'm thinking the standing at the fridge last night and eating two pepperami hot and half a smoked pork sausage probably didn't help the hangover! Also rather a lot of sausage for a lesbian!! I was however greeted this morning with a nice text from my pet poof, who I was out with last night, it said 'Milford = Laughs + Drunkeness + Badness'.

Waiting for the Scotland v England game...will probably add to my crap week with Scottish rubbishness!!

haha fridge raiding is always good...demolishing a weeks worth of food in one sitting!

i went out last night and now have a rather nice lump on my foot with no idea of how it got there, my mermory only remembers my best guy friend who is also a housemate telling me he is in love with me for me than to promtly throw up haha classic response! tho i think the amout of vodka consumed was the actually reason lol 

woooo going out as a zombie 2nite lol going to look a state! i'll take a pic for your amusement

thanks milf & kinks... hope you have both recovered from your drunken antics...i still got a massive bruise on my hip from my friends birthday last week when i shut a taxi door on myself (so hard i fell over haha).

milf- my housemate fridge raids in her sleep, i once got up to find her on the couch trying to drink a tin of sweetcorn, so random

kinks- ah, dressing up, amazing! we went for faitas the other day with sombreros and stick on moustaches, frickin hilarious!

I thought i should be bothered to type something seeings as i haven't spoken in a few days. Not to mention once again i have just got back in from a night out so i thought its the best time to type.

It was an eventful night, the first pub had an explosion. Water was leaking through the ceiling and coming out a light fitting and all the electrics got effected and next thing there was a big boom lots of smoke and sparks and then the wall was on fire (all about 2 metres away from me, but dont worry i still have my eyebrows) I being the hero i am saved everyone froma drunken death, ok not that extreme i just shouted fire. Then they pub shut whilst the firemen saw to it and we moved on to another before hitting the club, then danced lots became a scape goat for my friend who was being chatted/felt up by some guy so we just told him we were together and for him to back off. Then more dancing, food and home (Obv i didn't drink again). Now im home with a cuppa T and reading a Wonder Woman comic which i would say is about 29 years old.

Seems like everyones had eventful nights out

I think im going rollerblading tomorro if the weathers good.

Arrrrrrrrrgh!! I'm in a rage!! Stayed at my brothers house last night, and when I went to get my car in the morning, some little cunt had rammed it with a shopping trolly!!!! I've got two dents and two wacking great scratches on the front wing - so fucking annoyed!! Mummy Milf has had to put up with me and my red mist of rage all day.

Krissy - you are not just a geek, you are a super geek!! I reckon you should take some inspiration from the comic and become your alter-ego Tea Girl! You could wear a cape and help bring tea to the masses!

Krissy - Where do you go out drinking? My nights are never this eventful, well unless you call getting disgracefully drunk and falling on your arse an event. I must be getting old and boring. Most exciting thing thats happened to me on a night out recently was getting into a pushing fight with 6 foot-odd drag queen - and that wasn't exactly exciting.

Milf - Not suprised your annoyed. I'd be fuming. some bastard hit my car outside of work a few weeks ago. I was that mad I walked round the car park for over an hour looking for the car that did the damage. As if it would still be there. Good job it wasn't or I'd be in a lot of trouble right now :)

A super geek, i never thought i'd see the day when that happend...I think if we ever go out fancy dress as heroes i shall be "Tea Girl" I like the idea of a cape, i think depending on the colour it'd really bring out my eyes. Do i get colourful undies to wear over my tights? or is that strictly only for the Pro's?

KellyJo, i think for others you fallin' on your arse would be an eventful moment to see, it'd probably humour me. Mind you people falling over is funny, me and my friend went rollerskating on sunday and she fell on her bum when filming and all you see if me say "mind the child" and then shes falling over with her legs in the air. its a funny video.

We went back in the pub that went boom last night, i didnt really feel safe, and i couldnt go Loo because the water came from the bathrooms and the boom was right underneath them (i didnt want to risk falling through the ceiling whilst sat on the toilet)so i held it till we switched pubs. 

Vandels are so annoying, My dads old car was constantly getting keyed.

Drum 'n' Bass this early in the morning is Grrrrrrreat total wake up (only the good stuff mind you, prodigy and pendulem)

Krissy you hang out in some serioulsy dodgy places! Sorry to hear about your car milf, what a bastard.

I had an eventful weekend too- conference in Bristol: very little sleep (staying at a backpackers) plus far too much exhibition cider = attempts to make intellectual conversation with eminent philosophers resulting in a debate about the ethics of being naked in front of one's pets. Think I might have just joined the realms of super-geekery there...

On the plus side, I've managed to teach my cat to play fetch. Think I'm going to turn her into a YouTube phenomenon!

well im going to throw my lot in with bad weekends. to cut down a long story ive been waiting for a phone call for 6 months got it at the weekend and it looks ike its not possible for me to sit exams in may as the events overlap (find out for sure next monday)  meaning that i'll have to take exams in august and i wont get a graduation :(

on the plus side??? there really isnt one! oh wait im goingt see pink in a few weeks :)

Krissy undies over tights is only for advance superheros and your cape will have to have a big L on it!

My first thoughts were that the L was for Loser, probably because im used to being called that by my brother. But if i Tea Girl surely it should be TG, of i can have that on my chest and the L on my cape.. But then again why should i follow the trends of tights and cape. I want to be cool.

Its not actually a dodgy place its like the main pub that everyone i know goes in, in Exmouth. But then again i class dodgy pubs as the pubs that have wierdo's in that perv on you, not ones that explod.

OoOoo Pink can i come?!?

My cat doesnt fetch he'll run to it and thats about it he doesnt bring it back, So i use the dog for playing fetch, only he'll bring it back but he doesnt drop it..Dammit i just can't win!

they should make a film about super geeks that would actually be very entertaining and krissy you could star in it!

aw that sucks kinks but surely pink will make you feel better! i'm going to see her in 25 days, yes i've been counting down i can't frickin wait! then i'm seeing her again in october i'm practically funding her life!

That sucks in a big way kinks. Would the image of krissy in a big cape made out of teabags, preferably with a tea cosy on her head and an arsenal of pointy teaspoons cheer you up? Wow if I could draw I would so make that comic.

V jealous of you seeing pink though. Even my friends want to sh*g her and they're all reeeeeeallly straight!

I couldnt be the star i'm too shy But we could get someone to play me, they do it in movies all the time.

If thats how you wish to imagine me :-P I am really liking the idea of a Tea Cosy on my head, because then i wouldnt get so cold. Tights this time of yer, the cosy would be very handy.

I think i'm becoming one of the infected, and im not  fan of being ill (i'm ill like once a year) My head feels all stuffed and such, plus i got a really sore throat thats making my ear hurt and well, my nose seems to be fond of running all of a sudden...So i have whipped out the Honey & Lemon (Tea just isnt going to cut it this time) and im off to work :-)

haha well that image made me laugh which is start.....fine which famous person is going to play the role of you krissy? also you need a side kick!!! maybe tanqueray with the invention of cocktea should have the honours!

hmmm i really cant decide on pink sometimes she looks hot and other times not so much.... i can feel the abuse being hurled towards me lol.  either way she's got some tunes!!! kate im also funding her life i brought my best friend's ticket as well - see im nice sometimes :) 

Kinks - I'm with you. I refuse to find Pink hot unless she is barefoot. This may be strange, but she has horrendous taste in shoes and that is a massive turn off for me! I don't even own a Pink track let alone album! I am however impressed by the acrobatics on those ribon things.

I agree Tanqueray should be your side kick Krissy, although not sure what her name would be. Cocktea is funny, however doesn't really go with Tea Girl (too much tea I think).

The bad luck continues for me - some bastard made a corporate complaint about me at work saying I was appalling and unprofessional - I didn't even speak to the fucker so have no idea how he came up with that one!! I know where he lives so tempted to send him some dog shit in the post! I'm begining to think that the last week has been karma for all my badness and mischief.

milf maybe you should turn into a real life my name is earl and repay your dues to society! did he say why you were unprofessional?....counter claim him!!!

'my name is milf' i can see it being picked up by channel 4 now- though preferably without the dodgy moustache.

right if we're going for superhero and sidekick names (and yes I have been avoiding writing my thesis this evening) and krissy is going to be tea girl, i think that leaves me with...coffee mate. makes sense you know- 'coffee' to complement the tea (and accommodate elle's beverage preferences) and 'mate' to clarify the sidekick kinda role- put them together and you have...ok well you have a powdered milk substitute, but also a kick ass comedy moniker (?)

that or tanq girl- but i really don't think i'm cool enough to get away with that one.

also- hello to blue42! Sorry I didn't spot ye there on the thread before and wave in the direction of sunny cornwall!

The south has bad weather, as soon as i got home it rained! Its like the south is trying to tell me something. And then i broke my laptop, so i only just got it all fixed! 

My dog liked her presents she lives in her bed now.

Everyone should accommodate my beverage preference!cause coffee is sooooo much better!

Tanq - you amuse me greatly! Coffee Mate is a genius name! Also loving your pic - beer snorkels are always fun.

Elle - I've missed your face! How is the ankle?? Good job you're disabled just now so you have an excuse to stay inside away from the weather.

I think there is definitely something in this 'My Name Is Milf' - the shit week continues. Started last Thursday with finishing with the girl I've been with for over a year; Sunday was the day of the shopping trolley ramming; Tuesday was the corporate complaint about me at work; and today the body of my sister-in-laws brother was found in his flat in London. All in all a pretty shit week don't you think?!?! I'm going to hibernate all weekend and hopefully I'll go more than a couple of days without bad things happening!

sorry to hear about that milf that indeed is a shit week *sends good karma northern that north to bonny old scotland*

tanqueray or coffee girl as your now named... names are meant to get shorter not longer, that is by for the best use of a snorkel i have ever seen!

elle im glad your dog liked her £40 squeaky bone and see only bad things happen when you travel south. you shouldve stay north then the co leaders  would have been in the same place! ok this is a lie as im staying in good old bangor for half the hols lol

geez milf what a week, i'm so sorry to hear about, well all of it- sounds terrible. coffee mate to the rescue? in my guise as kick ass sidekick i have a selection of beverages and light refreshments about my person- lattes, cappuccinos, espressos (i think i've been spending too much time on virgin trains, i sound like a buffet car manager) or if it's been a reeeeeaallly rubbish week, i can nip into a phone booth, switch costumes and tanq girl can fix you up a stonking gin based cocktail...?

elle how's your ankle doing? bet your dog is the most blissed out creature with bed and squeaky bone!

i had to do that snorkel test (bottle of beer poured through a snorkel, and with a mask on you can't breathe through your nose so...yeah, fun times) when i got my divemaster in indonesia- where the beer bottles are well over a pint and they top it up with palm wine (think paint stripper with added gag reflex). i figured the 'during' photo was a darn sight less messy than the 'after' photo. such fun!

The ankle is getting better, doesnt hurt as much...I know i disappeared there for awhile, too much revision thats what i blame it on.

KInks im on a mission as co leader to explore the south and find their secrets!

My dog is vey lucky to have me, put i have a problem going into pet stores i always walk out having brought something.

Thanks my lovelies, the refreshing beverage of choice was camomile last night. Its suppose to calm, but I still didn't sleep much. Also had mad dreams about twins and being caught speeding by a police transit van. Odd. I'm heading down to Selkirk to my sisters house to cat-sit, so have a drive of an hour and a half. Just wondering what can happen to me in that space of time!! I nearly had a crash last night. Pulled out the end of my street in front of a speeding Punto - you'd think it was my fault, but the wanker didn't have any lights on and it had been dark for hours!!! He got the Milf rage with added karma shoutiness!!

Elle - you have imspired me to by a pet present. Might see what I can find in Tesco for my sisters cat. Also need to buy Mitch a new shedding stone, although I reckon I could probably just go find one and clean it to save money...hmm... 

 I'm from England :D Well London to be precise

but I have a question...what's a shedding stone?

I feel realy dumb right now :0)

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lols i joke im assuming that a shedding stone is a stone that snakes rub on to help lose their skins haha i dont know why but that image just seems wrong and milf can correct me if im wrong.

milf i cant believe that you can even buy a special stone for that what a rip off!!!

woooo dont you just love it when a lecturer forgots to put a min word count on work...it means that i just got away with handing in a 200 word essay plan haha and seeing as he put a max of 1500 word i think something longer was expected....

 i guess you're from the north...I forgot about that whole north-south argument lol

and ahh i realy do feel stupid now lol i coulda just put the two words together :S

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What are all those drunk Scottish men doing in MY city today?  Oh yeah, thats right... Netherlands-Scotland tomorrow...

"Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips..."

Oh no Luce are you being overrun my crazy drunken men in kilts? not fun at the best of times!

kinks are you re-initiating the north/south battle...coz you're going daaaaaaahn if you are (like my cockney accent there? worthy of eastenders methinks)

do you think the fact my cat's fallen asleep on my reading notes on my desk gives me ample justification to stop work for the day? i reckon so, i mean it'd rude to wake her...

If you woke up your cat coffee mate (genius name btw) I'd ring the RSPCA on your arse, if that helps you to make your decision, procrastination is the key to life in my opinion.

Milf I'm sorry about your week that sucks pretty bad. Can I ask you guys for some advice, I have a £25 library fine with no monetary means of paying it off and old cranky bitches of librarians in my uni library, who told me tough shit pretty much, wat do you think the best plan of action could be for me to have my account unfrozen to take books out without paying the fine? 

Oh and hi Lizzie!

Mwahxxx

no im not restarting the north/south divide - this is nothing to argue about its a proven fact that the north is better.

lordy i feel rough today i havent been ill from drinking in over a year and then bam 2 fridays in a row, but on a amusing note my housemate was sick on her new laptop which reminded me of this thread lol, it would be even more amusing if i hadnt gloated about her being sick this morning for me then to spend the afternoon chuckeruppering!

lauz either use a friends card or is you library card also your uni id? if so next night you go out swipe a card there is always a drunken who drops their card!

I'v thrown up all over my laptop before she has my sympathies! You kinks on the other hand, are getting old, the hangovers just get worse from here on out!

Gd call on swiping a dropped card, they are our ID cards as well, the only issue is that I'm not northern scum, I have a guilty conscious, don't think i can do that cost £20 to replace a card!

Mwahxxx

I agree with Kinks, it is a fact the north is better.  

Lauz - go in the library with a big coat on, or better still get a friend to cause a diversion, get what books you need, then... I think its best I stop there and go back to lurking :)

of course you agree with me kellyjo who wouldnt :)

woooo i can now actually move around without turning green lol i cant complain about getting the hangover as i polished off half a bottle of vodka before i had even gone out and then processed to drink glass towers all night :s haha i was on a mission to get drunk have fun and forgot about things and it worked lol

a uni student with morals?! hasnt anyone ever told you lauz that a conscious gets in the way of life. i advise you fling it out and swipe the card or if not go to your fridge look for the mouldest thing and offer to eat it for money so you can pay your fines 

Are we really bringing up the North Vs South thingy again? South is Ten Billion times better, now lets leave it at that okay.

Lauz i'd say to save on your conscious and morals, just get a friend to take the books out you need on their card (That was to much of an easy answer, I'm tired i tend to be more serious when tired)

I was planing on going out tonight, got showered, dressed, got to the pub (same one that had the explosion)and the people i was with were REALLY boring and so i lost all drive to go clubbin' so i walked home because the other people i could of met up with were going to be like an hour, and i was at the point of suicide (not quite suicide, i'm telling porkies)So now im home about 4 hours earlier than planned but i still have my Cuppa T, I might go bed and SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and attempt to get over this cold i have.

South wins, nuff said.

Lauz how about you flirt with the bitchy ol' library woman- it'll freak her out so much you can just grab your books and run? that or she'll actually quite like it and cancel your fines there and then. win either way! ok maybe not...

Hope you're feeling better Krissy- ginger tea is always the way to go for a cold.can't believe the exploding pub is still open for business!

Oh and hi Lizzie! 'sall about the lahndan laahv innit? Wish i could be in a pub by the thames watching the boat race today (go oxforrrrrd!) but instead i'm at my desk again thoroughly overwhelmed by the fact i have to submit a 15000 word chapter to my supervisor by tomorrow. much as i love the student life it *sucks* not having a weekend:(

I dont have any ginger T and i don't have a bit of ginger, Does rading the spice rack for ginger powder do the same thing?!? Actually i'm not a fan of ginger, only gingerbread men.

If your going to go with Coffee Mates plan, Make sure you don't get done for sexual harassment, because then you'll never be able to get books out there again!

The exploding pub was open again the next day, they just put chairs in the way so people couldnt get to where it went boom. I dont feel safe in that pub anymore!

I hope you've started that 15000 word chapter, or else you may never see the sun again. Talking of the Sun, its well nice today, walked to Tesco to buy some coco pops and conditioner and it was really nice, wish i wore my shorts, Dont know what to do for the rest of the day now tho :-/ Might curl up and go to sleep in the green house (i'm not a cat or a plant its just even warmer).

 it took me at least 4 reads to figure out the lahndan! and to think i listen to jamie t and can't see a laaaahndaaan! when i see once! pssh

and hey everyone that said hi :)

and LOL about sleeping in a greenhouse!

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