What are your pet peeves?

Spending ten minutes in a story deciding on the date or place when it didn't really matter.

Being put on speakerphone for no reason.

People who forget and tell you the same story over and over again.

When people drive slow in the rain but twice as fast in the snow (New England thing) 

1. Smacking-My goodness please chew with your mouth closed!!!

2. As far as driving goes: Please use your blinker when turning. And don't use your blinker when not turning.

3. Slobs: People who don't clean up after themselves.

I have a few more, but these are my biggest.

Leaving a paper jam in the copier.

Leaving a wet soapy dish rag in the sink

Not replacing papertowels on empty papertowel holder

Text conversations that last more than than 4 messages.  I don't have bionic thumbs, call me.

Commercials about herpes.

Anyone that says "chillax."

Christmas music.

When girls ask me if something makes them look fat.  If you feel fat take it off, but don't seriously expect me to say you look fat and think I'm still getting laid.

People that have to grab and/or hit you when they find something really funny.  Ouch...just ouch.

When people ask rhetorical questions and wait for an answer.

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People who go "Awwww" when there's no real reason to do so.

Again, young women who worry too much about their weight.  It especially bothers me when they're as slim as I am.

People who don't pay attention to world affairs and then try to talk about world affairs.

Young women who make this excuse for bad or annoying male behavior: "But he's a guy."

A guy who tries to call me "baby" or "sweetheart" or any other saccharine diminutive.

People who don't use spell-check.

And gum-chewing.

I could go on.  But long-windedness is also a pet peeve. 

I'm on board with smith about the smacking thing. I'm not a puching bag yo.

When people blow smoke at you.

When people walk infront of you stop in the middle of the road and block every1 behind them so they can spend the next 15 minutes chatting with friends.

People who don't give up seat/ open door for elderly.

People who litter.

but hey, it's always good to get my biggest peeve off my chest:

People who write in short form online. I HATE THAT. cn't u rite prply? cn u nt spel? It drives me crazy. Typos I can handle, grammatical errors sure. But this text-speak, short form thing makes me want to bash my head in. It's a language my brain won't let me comprehend. How do you get through life writing like that?

Okay, so that wasn't so much a pet peeve as an opportunity for a rant. Heh.

Laziness

Rude people 

Whining

people who over sympathise

hugs from randoms you hardly know-personal space people

sniffing, its why tissues were invented

the over use of exclaimation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (though i think i do it too)

oops

~It's always in the last place you look~

People who pull out their cell phones and play all the ringtones in the middle of a gathering/store/restaurant. Bitch! This is not Club Verizon, please cease.

L33tspeak.

P.Diddy.

People who ask obvious questions, and then repeat the question after I just gave you the answer. I know you understand me.

Children who stare and then get all nervous when you stare back.

People who stop their cars in the middle of the road to talk to someone on a sidewalk!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!)

Hats with pre-frayed brims/bills. wtf.

I got a dick like a mule...with a big dick.

All of the above. And people who moan too much, do I mean me?

The thing is..... When you don't expect it..... It hits twice as hard.....

-People staring at me when i am eating. (HATE THAT)

-Dr Phil Show , It's just SO MADE UP.

- Hate when i'm looking forward to something like going out with a friend who i didn't meet for weeks , and she cancels on me .(that was only an example) lol GOSH

- Hate cheaters

When I'm out and about listening to my ipod and I get the headphones caught in a door handle or something and they get yanked out of my ears!  It sends me into a temporary boiling rage.

People with loud booming voices who have conversations that everyone in a one-mile vicinity is forced to be privvy to. 

When people drive too slowly… rrr!!! retired persons. ;) .No but seriously that really annoys me and also people who don’t used their blinkers. I think that if someone had invented them there is a reason.

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Women who wear clothing that reveals hella cleavage, then get mad at you if you stare.

the term "swag"

When I have my headphones on and someone proceeds to start talking to me. My headphones are on....that means I don't wanna talk.

People who talk on their cellphone all loud on the bus. Not everybody needs to know your business.

People who smoke weed and then spray awful cologne/perfume afterwards...the smell is something wicked.

Farting in public.

People who stare at me at the gym and the people at the gym who aren't there to work out.

people who try to be overly cute when writing online messages 

^_^ hiiiii hw are you? :D :D :D:D

 trashy people in clubs 

dirty old men

unhelpful sales assistants or call center employees

People who walk too slow in the middle of pavements

cheaters!

Sloppy roomates

oh, I have a new pet peeve. Right now I am being chased by a group of insane, extremist missionaries who stalk me after class and try to make me sit down with them for bible class. They text me asking me for my free times and I find it totally intrusive and freaky. It's seriously a run for the hills! situation.

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"Yo Stacey! Come here and say it to my f*cking face, you f*cking vagina!" - Jenny Schecter

people who eat loudly

bad loosers

ungracious winners

rude people, just say please and thank you

text speak

people who dont answer their cell phone. Just facking pick it up i dont want to talk to your answer phone otherwise i would have sent a text. :/

loud people, who jump around alot

" i *Heart* Oy oy lady"

-People who don't use their blinkers.

-People who can't pronounce words or use words properly in their native language. It's ASK not AX...regardless not irregardless...a lot not alot....etc.  Or those who make up words. *ahem* Bush

-People who ask questions using it, them, he, or she without clarifying who or what it, them, he or she is.

-Smoking inside closed spaces (cars, houses, restaurants).

-Those who drive slower in the left lane than those who are in the right lane.

the things that irritates me and gets on my nerves the most is

1.well it sounds funny buts its when i tell a joke and they just dont get it and i explain it and they just look confused.i find it funny sometime but its gets on my nerves to were i dont find it funny anymore.

2.When im sleep and one of the alarm clocks come on in the house and they dont get up and turn it off they just let it keep on making that an an an sound.

3. well it aint nothing to really complain about but my little sister does it to much she'll play her dora music and play it every night and she'll leave it on all night blasting it.and when i turn it if she'll wake up crying i be like ready to brake that CD i cant get no sleep with it on so loud.

4.Then theres a time were ur dad is very protective and he got only 3 girls in the house and he gets nerves around guys.So i have lots of friends and i'll ask him if i can hang out with the guys and he's like no no if he says yes then i have to brang my older cousin.My mom dosnt do that at all but the guys i hang out wit are lol gay or took'en really and known like for 2 to 3 years.

5.last one lol its where im in the house to much and i get so bored i have to sneak out every chance i get.i never get cought, i do it so much i can take a bus to a diffenent area and come back with a bunch of stuff and he doesnt know i was gone .i dont want to keep sneaking out i would love just to leave with him saying yeah u can go he'll say it once in a life time.well i guess thats wat teens do any way lol.

"Love does not consist of gazing at each other,but in" looking together in the same direction

I hate slow drivers I like to speed most of the time and people that slow me down bug me and make me mad.

My cat thinks she has to lay on my computer which is cute but very annoying cuz she gets in my way.

Glitter. It gets EVERYWHERE!

Stickers, ink or paint on my skin..it really just creeps me out. I can't stand it.

When businesses misspell things on purpose. For example, Kidz Dental Kare. How will children ever learn how to read and write properly?!

My dog barking at every single person who walks on the sidewalk. Ugh.

People who stare at me and my girlfriend when we're out and about. THEN they start getting that disgusted look on their face letting us know they disapprove of our relationship. It makes me want to kick them right in the face.

And...

people who chew like cows.

The people who think someone is good/bad/honest/whatever because of their race.

The stupid straight people who think being gay is a choice.

Nosy and loud people. IE: the annoying people who talks loudly at work and peep into my cubicle to see what I'm doing..Sometimes I really want to get up and smack them

People with poor sportsmanship.  The ones that bitch, whine and accuse other people for cheating when things don't go their way.

People who complain about every little thing.

The idiots who cut in front of you and then drive 10 mph

People who burp loudly and don't brother to say excuse me...disgusting jerks

People who think they're so smart and know it all

There's probably alot more, but that's all I can think of for now

people wearing those plastic sandals from walmart

riding behind a horse thats taking a shit disgusting

the paranoid enviromentalists

people who bring their rowdy ass kids to school with them

people who take my stuff without asking

stupid song titles "chasing pavements" wtf? seriously tho

people who voted Bush in a  second time...how stupid can u be?

Right Wing apologetics just own up to it Jackass

fools blindly following other fools

Lil Wayne sounds like a constipated donkey and looks like a constipated rat lol

Young cheezy/Jeezy sounds like a constipated puppy.

having some old fart determine whats right/wrong for people my age

paying to have some serial killer locked up for life.. just give the asshole lethal injection or the chair and call it a day..

telemarketers

and the stupid people who complain about Indian customer service it's not their fault your shit doesn't work. And stop consuming if you hate it so much if not STFU.

Vegetarians who think they are doing animals a favor when in fact they are killing the number one source of food for the animals so STFU. lol

and finally guys who wear those tight as jeans..nobody wants to see your Camel balls jackass.

CROCS!

hahaha the infomercial about the teddy seatbelt boobfeeler  

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I'll google your yahoo if youtube myspace

companies that use computers to call you, and then put you on hold.

 faxes that think that my phone is a fax machine

People that talk in the middle of a hallway, holding up traffic

Radio shows that do not tell me what is being played

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Obi~Wan was wise hiding your sister from me, but you were an idiot when you posted about her on your blog.

I absolutle hate people being late!! so rude!

I detest people with bad manners (includes all sorts: being unkind, grumpiness, rudeness, belching, farting, etc)

I get all frustrated at people walking slowly infront of me....out of my way I ain't got all day

I hate cold callers and sales people who don't take "No thx" for an answer..hello do I speaka different language than you??

I hate being undecisive

I don't like being an insecure person (although I won't come across like one!)

this list could go on for ever probably...how sad lol

I HATE MOVIES ABOUT PUPPY LOVE AND 12 AND 13-YEAR-OLD BOYS WHO GET CRUSHES ON GIRLS!!! I hate their fucking faces and the lame expressions they use like "awwww dude check out that chick" and the fact that they're so cocky...keep it in your pants you goddamn pseudo-bohemian losers!

I HAD A BITTER CHILDHOOD!

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okay, I've calmed down now.

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when someone stares at me, and i'm like WHAT!, and then they say "oh i was just thinking"

when i'm on the phone, and the person on the other end is eating into the phone load.

when i'm on the computer, and needd to know how to spell a word, so i ask someone and they alway's have to get up and walk to the computer to see what i'm doing when all i wanted was for them to spell a fucken word

when old lady's pull thier cart out in front of you expecting you to stop because they're ol, but i just keep going and thier cart hits mine and then give me a look like i just shot someone

and also anything my dad say's

Drivers that speed up just to get in front of me only to then get off on the exit.

Pedestrians that see you coming, one and a half car lengths away, and decide to cross the street anyway.

And people that walk in the street when there's a perfectly good sidewalk to the right. (I usually speed up)

So much bass in the trunk that it rattles like a bag of tin cans. Really, is the song THAT good?

35 and 70 cent tolls.

People that cough without covering their mouths in my personal space.

When I run in something in the house or stump my toe, even though I totally know where everything is that I could do it with my eyes clothes.

People that say their dog won't attack you, when clearly as you were coming up the walkway to their house the dog is barking, growling, foaming at the mouth, and trying to break down the door to get to you.

When the birds wait until I'm done washing (and drying) my jeep only to fly over it and poop.

My pet peeves are....

When people provide no criticism but correcting grammatical and spelling mistakes. Just tell them what you disagree than saying "It's cheese not chese!".

Teenagers (most teenagers...at the mall >_<)- At the mall, church, I don't know if I should feel sorry for them in the state of culture they are growing up in or the fact I just can't stand most of them.

Children (most children...damn near all children but I like babies!)- I know I used to be a kid, but I'm not anymore and I find a lot of children annoying.

Kids who are having the $25,000-$40,000 vacation aka college- They should have gone to community school or joined the work force.

Being forced to go to church with the rents- ugh.

Tonal sarcasm- You know, "I am soooo happy to be here," When it is overused in conversation I want to scream "you are not witty." Teenagers seem to monopolize on this for "effective conversation". I don't even think it's sarcasm but just being an asshole.

Children-oh I said that, well baby sitting or having to do it out of obligation...*shivers and fears for the future*

Parents with annoying children- it explains itself.

Crocs-.....

Drivers who honk at EVERYTHING, I hate noise pollution which includes rap anything really that is being played loudly in their car or ipods, teenagers at the mall, children in small spaces screaming, and loud cellphone conversations.

Random people who talk to me ask me about my hair, or why it's long, genetics moron.

Political/Religious intolerance on both sides- I just turn the other way.

People who don't read or like to read nonsense (like OK mag), I can't...*screams*

Movies with plots that seem to insult my intelligence when I know they are trying to teach you something *Crash-"don't be racist!!!*

- When I'm travelling home for the holidays, and I've bought a train ticket because I have a huge bag and need a seat for the long journey, and someone is sat in my seat.  But not just that.  It is when, despite the display that is over the seat that says "This is reserved between the stations of Sheffield and Darlington", and I stumble with my huge bag over to them and say, "Sorry, but that is my seat", they reply, "Oh, is it?"

Worse is when they say, "Oh, well someone was sat in MY seat." 

"Then you should have done what I am going to do to you now, and tell them in no uncertain terms to move."

- Shopping centres.  Aside from my particular gripes with capitalism that are probably too heavy for a 'pet peeves' thread, it's when people walk too slowly in front of you, or stop dead in their paths to talk to people.  Just... people!  Argh!  They seem to go out of their way to get in my way when I'm trying to just get in and out of shops as quickly as possible in a manner reminiscent of Julie Goldman's 'lezilla', and I don't know what I've done to deserve such ineptitude!

- The Australian Question Intonation.  You, like, know?  When the end of every, like, sentence?  Goes up in tone at the end?  So that everything someone, like, says?  Sounds like a questions?  And it's really hard to write it down? Usually accompanied by head bobbing of some sort.

See also: "totally", "like", and "whatever".

- Needlessly jealous lesbians.  No, I was not flirting with your girlfriend.  It's not my fault that during the two minutes that I spent innocently talking to her she appeared to have had more fun than she ever had in the years she has spent with you. ( :P )  I am not particularly enthused by talking to her, it's just that I've had a couple of alcoholic beverages and on finding out that she likes the band I adore, I talk in an animated way about it.  Oh, what?  So you're going to play the butch card on me?  Well, your girlfriend is ugly anyway.  Taxi!

- Overhyped wallpaper music.  Adele, Duffy, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, etc.  Dare I say these?!  The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, and Queen, too.  Am I going to get lynched now?  My housemates certainly seem to think so.

- People that take me seriously.  Seriously, don't (unless I'm talking about music, in which case I am convinced of my opinions.)

the dot dot dot at the end of some text messsages. what? you cant finish your sentence?

clothes that lay directly in front of the clothes hamper but somehow managed to not be stuck in it. i had a rather brutal fight with my then girlfriend at the time...what a slob.

dirty people that dont have respect for your property...i just got this coffee table..use a coaster

oh and i HATE the word trendy

Bad breath!

When people breathe through their mouths.

When people wear shoes in the house, especially if they wear them on a bed!!!

The sound of someone filing their nails, oooh that really erks me, but it doesn't bother me if I am doing it.

SPEAKER PHONE!