what's your porn name

pet and mine - Miki Yuki

maternal grandma and favourite sweet/chocolate - Maya Kit Kat

middle name and street name - don't have a middle name, but if it's just my name, Chu Yuki

Not too sexy, idn't it?

Pet + road = Pinky Tichel (And as I already said: I can live and fuck on camera with that one ;)

Grandma + sweet = Miep Stroopwafel (Haha, sounds like a character from a very bad Dutch comedy)

 Middle name + road= Josephina Tichel (sounds so German!)

pet and road: big al sunset.

grandma and sweet: hilda mounds

middle name and road: michelle colby

i think my favorite is hilda mounds. haha

so here's mine:

pet and street: ruffles stoneham.

grandma and candy: sheila chiclet (those gum thingies).

middle name and street: blair stoneham.

my own concotion....

Purrito Chiclet

Pet + road = Bo St.regis

Grandma+ sweet = Merna Pudding

Middle name + street= Gail St. Regis

I think Bo St.Regis is the fanciest ^.^

*Im not a fake man, im a REAL BUTCH*

first pet and road name- Zoe Castleknock 

maternal grandmother and favourite sweet/chocolate- Nora Mint-Chocolate

middle name and street name- Alice Castleknock

All so weird and unsexy!!!

That's alright, mama!

Bon Skittles

pet and road name: max shadowberry

maternal grandmother and favorite sweet: sharon sour skittles

middle name and streetname: shirley lee shadowberry

completely idiotic if ya ask me.

grandma + candy= Nancy Buttons

pet + street= Chancer Beechfield

dont have a middle name :( or a street but i used the name of my house instead which i'm sure is allowed???

i like Nancy Buttons best :)

Gigi La Loma.

Somehow, maternal grandmother & favorite sweet doesn't quite poll well as a porn name: Grandma Swedish Fish.  (Though it might work in some twisted circles. Ewwww!).

Middle name & street ends up being more of a soap character name: Elaine Del Playa.

the name of your first pet and road name

Lucky Maple 

the name of your maternal grandmother and favourite sweet/chocolate

Eva Butterscotch 

and your middle name and street name

Eve Butterfield 

Okay, the last two are just kinda weird.  :P

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Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

 Dolores Hot Tamales

is not only

a porn star

 and

occasional telenovela actress

but also

a luscious

lesbian

latina

 lover

(which should have been the title of the L Word episode when Carmen came out)

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"Yo Stacey! Come here and say it to my f*cking face, you f*cking vagina!" - Jenny Schecter

 Amelita Caramelo

for an exotic twist

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"Yo Stacey! Come here and say it to my f*cking face, you f*cking vagina!" - Jenny Schecter

scruffy kelly sounds like a victim of jack the ripper!

JK

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"Yo Stacey! Come here and say it to my f*cking face, you f*cking vagina!" - Jenny Schecter

Dixie Cypress (first pet and road name)

Dorothy Caramel (maternal grandmother and favorite sweet)

Marie Cypress (middle name and road name)

and

Jade Steele (porn name according to the quiz website)

mine are uninteresting except pet name + street

schnitzel spruce tree

(which would be better if i had a dick)

Name of first pet and road name (where I lived at the time):

Patches Monroe

Name of maternal grandmother and favourite sweet/chocolate:

Mary Mounds

Pet Name and Road:

Abby Rittiman

Maternal Grandmother and Sweet

Lucile Butterfinger

(sounds more like a Bond Girl)

Middle Name and street name

Vining Vandiver

pet + street = missy high (its kinda weird but cool i like this one best)

gma + sweet = janet hot tamales

middle name + street = mcguire high (sounds like a high school lol)  

1st pet + street name = Buffy Orchards (sounds like some sorta super alias)

G-ma + sweets = Lucille Blow-pop

 lucille blow-pop sounds...naughty.

oh, and I'm curious...(this isn't related to anything) Is there a candy called cherry pop anywhere out there?

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"Yo Stacey! Come here and say it to my f*cking face, you f*cking vagina!" - Jenny Schecter

Mickey Wachholder (or in ENG = Mickey Juniper)

Gertrude Chocolate

sorry no middle name :)

Mad up one:

Insa Tiable ;)    (Insa is in fact a German first name!)

my porn names:

Pet + street = Baby 6th

Grandma + sweet = Patricia Butterfingers

Middle name + street = Elizabeth 6th

Lol...all are funny! :D

Faith would have it that I was unwrapping a cherry lollipop whilst I was reading all of your hilarious Porn Star names and this is what my sick mind conjured up:

Grandmothers name: Betsy

Candy: Cherry Lollipop (i think you can see where I'm going)

hence: Betsy Cherrypop

there you have it :)

-geek by choice-

" i *Heart* Oy oy lady"

pet & street: Puss Potter (sounds like a New Zealander describing a drunkard)

Middle name & fav desert: Nell Dumplings (if only I was large breasted!)

Gran & street: Ivy Potter (well, apart from a job description...)

delete.

Lucy de Alba

Elizabeth Anything Chocolate

Susan de Alba 

Pet + Road    Modo Hazel (thats rubbish :(  )

Granmother + sweeet    Flow  Choclate Fruit (choclate fountain)

Middle + street    Devon Halstead

all of mine are rubbish!!!! I clearly can not be a porn star :( thats all my hopes dreams and ambitions shattered :''''( now what? :'(

mine aren't that great especially compared to the other ones...

Pet Name and Street:Nemo Aberdeen

Grandma and Sweet: Loretta Skittle

Middle Name and Street: Renee Aberdeen

Personally, I like Renee Aberdeen best.

Pet name and Street: Bunny Park

Grandma and Sweet: Caroline Lindt

Middle Name and Street: Patrice Park

The second one is quite good, but too Scandinavian for me...

im actually crying with laughter.

first pet plus streetname = poppy backrow.  oh my

Ok,

the name of your first pet and road name - Cutie Leckmy (it's real, and pronounced leck - me. Haha)

the name of your maternal grandmother and favourite sweet/chocolate - Grace Bounty

and your middle name and street name - Louise Leckmy 

30 double posts....did we get a little excited over the term porn maybe?

Or was it the website problem? mmmhhh.... anyways..I think that must be a new record...*awards post-olympics gold medal for a new WR in most double posts to bubble perfect!

the 'person above me' game was flooded. 

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unlike Midas, everything I touch turns to gay