ummmm quite interesting.... if i get preggers from my gf (how.... wtf?!) then i'll "expel out Wonderbread after 9 months." good to no that a no carb diet wouldn't work cuz i'll just be spewing it out ne ways.

Oprah's a lesbian?? hahahahahaha. haha. *ehem*.... :)

how i found that site...i can't even recall 

i think i googled lesbian sports or something and one thing let to another.

but it gets even funnier if you type in a country name or some other things... 

that site is really funny.. haha.. especially the quotes...

hmm... i think oprah is also a lesbian.. she's just not out.. or that article refers to ellen and not oprah?..

no mistake they ment oprah. i think to think that oprah isn't lesbian is beyond ridiculous at this point. 

loved the quote

90% of lesbians have a long tongue. The remaining 10% are single. 

lol try searching for the L word on uncyclopedia, it's HILARIOUS!

here's the link: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_L_Word

and an extract :p :

Some of the demons featured in this show are Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman and Brad Pitt. Some controversy has erupted over Brad Pitt; as many female fans of his work believed she was male, but this is all just a part of Lucifer's evil plan to convert all straight women. Brad's real name is Brangelina Pitt. Also, it was believed that he impregnated Angelina, but this is clearly the work of Lucifer.

As well, some other lesbian hell demons have objected to this documentary being made, as it portrays all lesbian hell demons as being thin and extremely attractive. However, many have argued back that it is moronic not to accept such good publicity. Who doesn't like being portrayed as thin and beautiful?

[ I carry your heart.. I carry it in my heart.. ]

the "Feast on the yeast" phrase made me gag a little but this is an awesome site nontheless.

 “God created Adam and Eve and said it was good, but then he changed his mind and created Lilith and Angelina Jolie and it was twice as good.”

 ~ The Yuri Bible

*falls off chair laughing*