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Do you tend to oogle at profile pics of really attractive AE members?I know I do! The thing is I always have to deal with the silly stereotype that lesbians are ugly. I even pulled this site to show that ignorant boy the light. Granted I showed him members that I thought were attractive. I just hope that the pics used are them. Either way it's wonderful beacuse you can read their comments...yikes I sound like a stalker! Anyway, you can read their comments and see how witty/silly/stupid/dense/smart they are. I also like funny avatars too they make me laugh, one of my favorites is "purrito" lol cat. I private message AE memebers to tell them I think they are cute or enjoy their comments. I think it's nice to hear someone thinks you're funny or attractive right???? I have my e-crushes but I am too shy to mention them *cough Combat_Sam cough* So take this time to profess your e-crush/love here and hope they never see it, or use it as a come on (I know I would). Cheers! It's my way of making the world a better place... Submitted by brackishtea (559 posts) on June 6, 2008 - 12:22am. |
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CREEEP!!
Nah i'm just kidding. I often mention to people online that I would do them if we were in the same room. I don't usually care if it makes them uncomfortable..i'm like, 800 miles away.
Anyway I look at myspace profiles and pics (because there's more pics over there) when i feel like lookin at hot wmoen. I do click on funny titles though to see what peoplepost.
I got a dick like a mule...with a big dick.
Yay I'm not the only one...
The thing is when I oogle sometimes the people state that they are in a relationship, which makes the oogling more fun. I tend to read more of the comments, I find a lot of the members funny, smart or clueless.
"Those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious, never. "`_the Libertine
Okay you got me...
Brackishtea, I have been oogling you from the start and to add, you are FUNNY. And I like that. :)
LMAO!
Smile..
Well thanks!
RE: Well thanks!
HAHAHA
lol okay, this post totally reminded me of someone...
oh well. oogling is not illegal, thankfully. Don't worry, girls, we have to admit that we do like to oogle. Or to be oogled! :P:P:P
*starts oogling again*
A little hint...
...concerning being oogled.
I heard having your own avatar pic helps. ;)
HAHAHAHA
Just uploaded a new one. It's gonna appear in the next, uh, 24 hours, I guess.
lol thank you for giving me a good laugh!
Damn!
A large open field with only one pit trap, and I have to fall into it. But it never took so long for me to upload a new user-pic. Seems I just got lucky. Sometimes AE's server cache eludes me. Never mind.
(But I'm curious now. Let's see what pic will appear there.)
pic
...no pressure bananaf but the suspense is killing us, get the pic up already :-)
Tia - do you look like your avatar when you wake up in the morning? Lucky bitch if you do.
In the morning?
After a decadent feast, ecstatic dancing and a wild, uninhibited, nightlong orgy?
Of course not! What a question. How would you look? But I sure do look satisfied then. :)
bananaf, you're sure it didn't get lost along the way? Come on, don't be lazy. Delete it and load it up a second time.
hahaha or maybe it's
hahaha or maybe it's because i uploaded the pic of my gay cat....
darn!!! gotta upload a new one again :P:P
Aren't all cats gay?
I mean, look how they behave when a male cat comes along for a bit of procreation.
If that's not gay behaviour.....
La morte que fauche!
No, seriously, my cat is
No, seriously, my cat is gayER than the usual cats. Not only in his bitchy ways, but also to the fact that he loves to rape male kittens...in front of me, once. apparently he prefers much younger companion.
but of course, he's still a very cute cat that I love.
Your cat rapes kittens?
Your cat rapes kittens? This must be the most ill thing I've heard in quite a while. Get that perv castrated! ;)
Btw, are you uploading a whole archive of pics? What is taking so long? I want to see how this pervy gay male cat looks.
O_O
mwahahaahaha!!!! this is probably THE most sick thing I've read in a while...
first of all... I HATE CATS... and I most probably would kick yours out the window if he was raping a kitten in front of me mwahahahahah!!!
what's worng with you people??? don't you see cats are unevolved tigers??? like a pokemon before muting into a treacherous killer machine ...
ahahahaha!!! yeah I am a NERD ahahahaahah!!!
PS: I still would like to see what that little monster looks like.... ;-)
* I am the Cinnamon Spider *
tell the guest that the potato is still drunk..
I know, I know, my friends are begging me to kick the cat out. But I cant!! I'm not even gonna tell you guys what other creepy-psychotic things my cat have done...
He's like...the cutest, bitchiest, most adorable cat ever! ...only more psychotic, creepy, gayer, and smuttier than other cats...
Hip Hip Hooray!!!
Was lange währt wird.....häh?.....That's a very strange looking cat.
*goes into handstand*
Nope. Still doesn't look cat'ish. Whatever. As long as it's cute the species doesn't matter.
Hey Xenxen, the description of this cat sounds like you. I think someone is seriously trying to hit on you here.
*reaches for mouse and falls on her head*
was lange what what?
buddy, I dont speak German!
Okay, so, whos this Xenxen girl, eh? Where is she??? If there's a gay girl that has the same personality as my cat, I' will definitely hit on her!
.....
What takes long finally becomes good. (Very crudely translated.)
Xenxen = baarlijan_xen
aaah...
yes! wait, and what have you been waiting for, anyway? (heheheh :P)
that potato?? well, I mean, I'm a potato lover anyway, so it wont be that hard for me to fall for her...you sexy potato,you...
where is she, anyway?
...
Waiting for your pic to upload, sous chef. *rolls eyes*
Xenxen? I fear brackishtea made Vodka out of her, for some potion...
Wo wo wo wo wo!!!!
Excuse me ladies but I was at a very important meeting (aka new fetish dyke party) .. ahahaahaha!!! GOD I LOVE THIS CITY!!!
too bad I run into a crazy girl (who's name is Tatiana btw mwahahahaah XD) I try to avoid and had to leave early (it's 3:32 am right now in BCN)... so I'm home safe sound and slightly intoxicated of course
;-)
PS: and if there were anything brackishtea could turn me into, that is jelly, not Vodka ahahaha!!!
* I am the Cinnamon Spider *
LOL omg, someone called
LOL
omg, someone called me sous chef!! thank you so much! *blushes*
potato Vodka? sounds like good business to me! baarlijan, you.are.I-N-S-A-N-E!!
when are you gonna let me eat you anyway? lol
True Laughter
ROFL is better than a Strong Cup of Coffee, That Started me Off on My Day as per you words
" mwahahaahaha!!!! this is probably THE most sick thing I've read in a while...first of all... I HATE CATS... and I most probably would kick yours out the window if he was raping a kitten in front of me mwahahahahah" This Bit Was Fuckin Hilarious all the more because you weren't Joking!!!!
What You See Is Not Always What You Get!
cats steal the breath from
ooh noo
The pressure!!!
Girl, believe me, when I said 'being oogled' I meant that was when the girls here fell for my handsome gay cat's pic that I put up. I swear I'm not that attractive at all, based on my dating record. It's either that, or I'm too shy, or the girls around me are not gay enough....
...now I'm depressed...:(
btw, I think I just need to wait for 5 more hours for my pic to be fully uploaded...
pressure
Ha no pressure then, it's not good to pressure shy girls. (but there are other crafty ways of getting shy girls to do things teehee).
crafty ways...
...such as...?
Ditto.
What crafty ways?
Do tell!
Inquiring minds demand to know!
(Someone's got a copyright on this one.)
I can't tell you....
...I'm shy
!!!
Shy?
Really?
Now I HAVE to stalk you.
Just to prove you wrong, hee hee.
heheh
!
You've just been thoroughly oogled bananaf :D
_____________
"Skittles are M&Ms gay cousins!"
lol
who? what? when?
hahaha thank you so much for giving me the blush of the month. oh, wait, in case you were following my crazy convo with Tia and Drunk Potato, no, that's not the pic of my gay cat lol.
Is it weird of me to say that I oogled you yesterday? lol I swear I'm not a creep!
hot
I like your kind of gay bananaf. ;D
If you are a creep then it's no more than myself since I've actually linked to hot members profile *turns head ashamedly*
I can't believe I've been oogled! I think I am going to be smiling for quite some time...
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"Skittles are M&Ms gay cousins!"
LOL
Hahaha!! you know what, creeps are hot hot hot! so no worries about that!
are you kidding me? I think you're hot! And why do all the hot gay girls have to live so far away from me anyway??
same here
Hot! Wow.. I damn near fell out of my chair. It seems as if we are in the same boat! There are no gay/bisexual girls out here in my parts of Texas or at least none that want to say no to drama.
_____________
"Skittles are M&Ms gay cousins!"
:P
hahaha, girl, really, I'm not that chair-fall worthy. But is your butt okay though?? lol
*cough i have to stop staring at a certain part of your pic cough*
err, where was I? See, I know that there're tons of gay girls here in Vancouver, but they're just not my type... I dunno, but I think I'm more into the laid back, sweet, classy yet sexy kind, ya know? And most of them usually live in the US or other parts of the world :(
and I've heard....
using an avatar with your real pic is even more helpful!!! ahahahahaah!!!
what??? this is how I look like most of the time ahahahaha!!! nah... I have a pic inside but I don't know how to make it bigger...
boo... the potato is sexier anyways XD
* I am the Cinnamon Spider *
Touché.
"using an avatar with your real pic is even more helpful"
baarlijan xen 1 : 0 Tia :(
(But I'll have my revenge!)
Ouch!
Tia, go get her! lol
oh btw, hello there sexy potato. *winkwink*
She said whaaaaaaat?????
yeah Tia come get me!!! ahahahaah!!! I'm waiting.... ;-)
and bananaf .... uh... well I think I'm not allowed to say further since you're underage and I'm drunk
mwahahahaahahah (*thunder thunder lightining very very frightning*)
* I am the Cinnamon Spider *
Grraaah!
I am not underage!!! (in europe and asia. lol)
nooo, there's a drunk potato that's chasing after me!!!
BOO ....
correction: there is a psycho killer potato with a terrible hangover runing amok peeling her face of with a potato peeler mwahahahaha!!!!
omg... I guess a vodka, beer and absynth cocktail wasn't a good idea after all...
ok... I checked this coming of age thing in Canada and I'm confused...
it's like you can be tried in court as an adult at 16... and join a plitical party at 14?? anyways... if you can't vote or buy alcohol you're underage to me mwahahahaha!!!
* I am the Cinnamon Spider *
YOU POTATO!
What did you drink???? vodka, beer, AND absynth???
Just so you know, Ms Potato, I'm a cook, and at my restaurant, I'm the one who handles the roast potatoes. And I've been trying to hold back the sensation to put you into a cold water with the other potatoes, boil you, put you in a roasting pan, roast you for a few minutes till browned, and then season you with salt, pepper, balsamic vinegar, and topped with rosemary infused oil......
Mmmh.... I love roasted potatoes.... *boils Ms. Drunk Psycho Potato*
well... see,I may live in Canada, but Im not Canadian. Back in my country, no one cares that much about drinking age. So, ha! I can buy alcohol in Switzerland and most of Asian countries! Take that, Roasted Potatoes!!
OK ...
"I've been trying to hold back the sensation to put you into a cold water with the other potatoes, boil you, put you in a roasting pan, roast you for a few minutes till browned, and then season you with salt, pepper, balsamic vinegar, and topped with rosemary infused oil......"
I'M OFFICIALLY HORNY (ahahaahahah!!! XD)
* I am the Cinnamon Spider *