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How gay is your cell phone?

I've never thought about this, but I just bought a new phone and it's so gay:P Sony Ericsson 890i in mocha brown...

musicsnob123's picture

umm...yeah...my phone's

umm...yeah...my phone's basically the gayest phone I know of....it's totally decked out in rainbows. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Sigmund Freud 
violet.stardust's picture

Very gay.

I have a photo of Jill Bennett as my display background picture. =)

 

"Adele, do away with this sweaty mess." - Jenny

Robin Jay's picture

Too gay to function

Display picture: Jill Bennett

Ringtone: Tegan and Sara - The con

 

Pretty gay I think...

 

 

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pijan's picture

Barbie Heterosexual

Well, my phone is like the phone of "barbie heterosexual" (can't forget Lena Headey and her gay friend shopping in Imagine Me&You). It is so not gay, it even knows when my period begins:) But there's nothing that could be lost because I improved it with picture of Mandy Musgrave as display background.
queeniefakesit's picture

cell phone sexuality.

mine's a red Blast by Samsung...not really aware of how gay that is, but i just took a picture of a guy who closely resembles Wilford Brimley on a vespa yesterday. It is currently my background. Not gay, but damn if it don't make me laugh.

 

I got a dick like a mule...with a big dick.

freelancer's picture

tee & essssss

mine's a palm centro with a pic of t&s and the *ONLY* ringtones on it are..yep...tegan and sara...soooo can you say GHHHEEEEEYYYYY haha :p
LaceFace's picture

A pink blackberry pearl

A pink blackberry pearl

gay?

queeniefakesit's picture

...

a pink pearl..probably the gayest phone possible.

At least, it's the most Vagina Monologues-esque phone ever.

 

I got a dick like a mule...with a big dick.

Z3C's picture

Not really gay at all

My phone's a samsung and it's background display is of the Coney Island subway station sign.  My ringtone is "Brown Eye'd Girl" by Van Morrison.  So other than me wishing I had a brown eye'd girl, it's not that gay at all. 

Definitely not a reflection of its owner...

brackishtea's picture

Mine looks like it belongs to a (teenage) heterosexual male...

LG Chocolate (black)

Wallpaper: Hot chick on a car

Ringtone: Metallica-Enter the Sandman

Yea. "is this your phone?" Not gay, but will gay it up!

"Those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious, never. "`_the Libertine

krissi's picture

lilac samsung...

i've got a lilac samsug..so yeh, i reckon it is pretty gay. although basically all my mates tell me it doens't suit me since i'm quite a tomboy! :)

Hats's picture

Mine is a purple sony

Mine is a purple sony ericsson... tis not gay at all, I don't think. I love it to bits though :P

frosch411's picture

Well...I've got a SE K850i...

not very gay...

 

 

but then my background pic is =D

supernova463's picture

blue chocolate 3 = eh? not so gay

my guitar as my outside wallpaper, Ani D. inside wallpaper, Missy Higgins ringtone = eh? megadyke

 

~ Art is why I get up in the morning but my definition ends there. You know I don't think its fair that I'm living for something I can't even define. ~ Ani DiFranco

southern_girl's picture

Gayish

Samsung Blackjack

Background is a pic of Gina Carano

Ringtone is "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, but only the I kissed a girl part, nothing about boyfriends, etc.

andrea lopez's picture

umm.........I have D.E.B.S

umm.........I have D.E.B.S trailer video inside my cell phone. Jordana Brewster just so smokin` hot !!!!!
Aussie-Chic's picture

well...

Well, motorola...

My wallpaper switches between "sarah foster and jordana brewster" to "brittany snow and sophia bush" i have pics of Lena heady in imagine me and you. and my ringtones are i kissed a girl by Katy Perry and when i grow up PCD...

pulukkui's picture

my cell phone

just a simple Sony Ericsson K810i/cyber-shot
with 2GB memory stick just used for music and pics
the gayest things about it:
1st.pics->folder->my things..in that folder i have the most lesbianish images ever!women all over it..kissing and everything..
2nd.there is a folder named HOT and it consists from monica bellucci to scarlett johansson and sarah shahi
3rd.L word folder with pics and vids
4.pics-> folder Cars
5.and finally! Pride pics folder

my wallpaper..red lips KOD and for screensaver an Absolut vodka bottle pride version..

so how gay is that?


what you can't have

you can't resist

jojo d.'s picture

mine's a SE W900i

 and i wouldnt change it for any other phone in the world (unless someone just wholeheartedly gives me an iphone 3G ^_^)

its a classic black with a superman logo as wallpaper and a hayley williams from paramore as screensaver

and my message alert is the veronicas take me on the floor!

gay much?

God created man. Then God said, "I can do better". Then he created woman. lol!

Nanouk87's picture

Nokia N73

BSG wallpaper of D'Anna and Six (yes VERY subtexty;) ) BSG ringtone. XWP txt tone  

"This mission is so dangerous I'm afraid I won't survive. I can't ask you to die with me once again. Whatever happens, know that my love for you is endless." - Xena

Spice's picture

gay phone

Hmmmm.. I have a LG chocolate, and my wallpaper is a photo of my wife blowing me a kiss.... pretty gay. LOL.

"Live Simply... laugh often .... love deeply"

 

brackishtea's picture

Very.

phone-LG chocolate

wallpaper- a picture I drew of Tegan

ringtone-George Micheal Freedom 90.

kayla_sue's picture

oh so gay

well in my pictures I have pictures of boobies haha...I would say that is pretty gay
frosch411's picture

Ha ha ... good one... some

Ha ha ... good one... some vids of ballet too ROFL??

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eychels's picture

my phone

mine is a white palm centro...the background pic is of this woman with some AMAZING tattoos....the ringtone is The Veronica's '4ever' and the text message tone is the a p!nk song......ALL IN ALL A VERY VERY GAY PHONE....and I love it :)
Drowner605's picture

I just got an LG dare like 2

I just got an LG dare like 2 or 3 weeks ago and it's "getting" gay. HA. I only bought one ringtone so fare and it's "Cherry Bomb" the Joan Jett version. So...kinda gay. My cell went off while I was having the traditional after work smoke with my co workers and I got eyebrows all around. HA.My background image is a black and white picture of a dead tree. So yeah, not gay enough I guess.
IfOnly's picture

Gay enough (..but straight people are so blind)

One thing that's really (f.) gay is if you (have a Sony-Ericsson K810i and) keep that leather-man-purse-reminding-thingie on it. Mine broke and was replaced by a rainbow one instead. Picture; sometimes Sara Ramirez, sometimes my girlfriend in her nicest sooot. Ringtone; sometimes Brandi Carlile, sometimes Ramirez's Find Your Grail, sometimes any awesome commercial song. Alarm; "Let's get oN, let's get it oo-oo-oo-oo-oon."

squint's picture

Mine's a blue Samsung flippy

Mine's a blue Samsung flippy thing and my picture alternates between Shane and Gro Hammerseng. My mom called me out on it the other day. Guess I'm not too subtle...
We_Could_Be_One's picture

Hmmm

My phone is hetero, as far as i know.

Yeah, my background is Mashimaro and is sort of chubby ^_^

It has no signs of being gay, but it might come out someday ;)

I've been dreaming of her~

Just a hippie's picture

My phone

 It's a bright green Samsung, a picture of a naked girl raving as its background, "Pretty little rave girl" as its ringtone, fav five's icons are types of drinks, came with a discount on five Melissa Ethridge ringtones(!!) and it dials in rainbows. Yeah...so gay lol

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