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Funny spams

"Your email has just won 500,000 pounds."

Hmm, I thought I was the one with the pounds.

Do you ever receive spams with "funny" headlines?

Of course, never open them because of the potential threats of virusses and trojans and you know all the crap that people invent to make the use of the internet a worse experience than it should/could be. But sometimes, the headlines are good enough for a laugh. Share them here if you like.


Harpy's picture

AfterEllen Spam

Perfect. I've been saving an old AfterEllen spam (before we added advanced spam bot filters) from November of last year.  It was just too funny not to save.  Awhile ago they stopped actually posting the spam and simply created new accounts with the spam info and link in their bio information.  Cracks me up everytime I read this. 

"big round butts Winnie, i ever saw. Robert sheart gladdened, she. In amazement. black bubble butts He would never felt all over again. He and kissing and over again on the lady exchanged idle i like big butts flirtation with the cramps."

Lawls

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Watch out for the pokey-ball! OMG!
koma's picture

Ha! That's hilarious,

Ha! That's hilarious, ^.

This thread has come along too late. I used to save my bulk mail and never go through it (2,000+ messages before Yahoo! would dump it for me) but now I do daily deletes so I don't have that much. :( Maybe something funny will come my way today.

 

True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one's self, but the point is not only to get out, you must stay out; and to stay out you must have some absorbing errand. -Henry James

tpfkah's picture

I am rich, I am rich! Big party!

 

I just received an email from usalotteryinfo saying "CONGRATULATION FROM THE UNITED STATES GOVT: YOUR EMAIL HAVE WON $1,000,000usd"

Wow, that is totally awesome, thanks so much United States Govt! I think it´s phantastic that you run a lottery (probably funded by tax payers)! And that I had to do nothing to win! It´s totally amazing!

Shall I interrupt my "I am rich"-dance to open the email to read it? And to even reply to it?


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