Season 6 Expectations

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Considering 8 episodes hmm...I think I'd like to see things go this way

TiBette - Happily Ever-after having a commitment ceremony on the beach. That is until Bette freaks out and pulls a Shane, jumps into Jenny's digny from season 4 and drifts off to a deserted island where she lives a la Tom Hanks in Castaway where she perfects the lost art of cave drawing and talks to a pelican she calls Coco. Meanwhile Tina cries for about a week gets over it and takes over Disney. Okay I really only want the happily ever after thing but I couldn't resist a crazy alternate reality.

Shenny - I know I'm a minority, but I think it would work and I really do think they're setting us up for it. Shane re-opens opens a new hair salon with the money from the fire and Jenny writes a new book called "The Snake: The True Rise of Adele Channing" which gets adapted into a movie so then we'd have meta inside a meta inside a meta. whoo hoo.

Alice gets the job on The Look, but gets fired after she "outs" the wrong person and gets tangled up in a major lawsuit. Forcing her to move in with her Mother whose now a successful massage therapist in Palm Springs but is taking a break to come to LA and support her daughter.

Tasha breaks up with Alice because they are too different and feels that they've grown apart and as becomes a cop fast-traking her way to a robbery/homicide detective. She ends up hooking up with fast-talking Assistant D.A. played by Jill Bennett. Oh come on how hot would that be?

Shelley C

2-hour long episodes?  :D 

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*Squee* I can't wait for season 6! What I'm hoping for is a good final season. I think a lot of mistakes have been made in the past during The L Word, but it is a good show overall, and it deserves a good send-off. To echo Harpy, 2 hour long episodes would be ace! Hehe. I know I should just be thankful that there is going to be a final season, but the episode numbers being cut by a third is a bit disappointing. It would be great if the last ever episode was feature length or double length or something at least...I'm not sure if 8 episodes will be enough to wrap everything up...

But anyway, I would love to see a happy TiBette in season 6. Now that they've finally gotten back together, I'd like nothing more for them to remain together through season 6. It would be nice for one relationship to end on a high note...

I'd like to see the Jenny and Shane friendship NOT being ruined. I don't know if this will be possible after the whole Shane/Niki fiasco, but I hope it will be.

Above all though, like I said above, I just hope TLW ends on a high. It's bad enough that it's going for good, but to go out not in style would just be lame!

With the isurance money she gets from Wax, Shane buys an endless supply of coke and ODs with Cherie Jaffe.

Tasha's gonna get killed in the line of fire.

Bette and Tina will get back together. Tina will have changed for the better, while Bette will not have learned much from her mistakes and will accept the fact that she's an inherent cheater.

Alice gets gaybashed by straight people and hated by gay people for being the resident gay and ultimately the butt of all jokes on The Look.

Kit meets a woman who wants to join forces with the Planet to open up a cafe/bookstore that sells gay-friendly literature. She eventually puts the moves on Kit, and she has a moment of gayness..kinda like with Ivan except more follow-through on the gay tip.

helena..well she already made her big finish by buying out all those clubs so. blah.

Jenny kills herself. In the suicide note she requests a Viking funeral so that her ashes may drift down to the manatees below.

Uh Huh Her sings the theme song on the very last episode instead of Betty.

I got a dick like a mule...with a big dick.

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I have personly never wached it cause I don't have the channal that it comes on but I have read some of the re caps on this site. One of the charderts ummm her names betty I think I just can't get passed the fact the she bears a starong simarty to my mother.....

It is a bit disdbering to be reading a show and see a pic with somthing that looks like your mother make out with some ramdom chick. What can I say it makes me giggle

That's the only thing I care about next season. If Shenny happens, I refuse to watch, I'll pretend the show ended at season 5!!

SHANE & MOLLY NEED TO GET BACK TOGETHER, CLEMENTINE FORD IS SO HOT!!

I want Shenny to happen, they've laid it out for it to happen, and then it better happen, because I can't handle any more loose ends. Also it would be hot. 2 hotnesses combined. It would bring the show up again for me. Plus, Kate Moennig herself thinks it makes sense.

And I want Alice to hook up with that english girl who was in Heavenly Creatures. I can sort of see them making weird inside jokes that nobody gets with eachother and then laughing hysterically.

And I need Helena to be on the show. Please?

Alright, here we go:

-Bette and Tina decide to cheat once a week in rotating shifts to keep their love alive. Angelica eventually asks why they're never home and also why she's had 34 babysitters in less than a year's time. No one answers her except Kit, "Baby Girl...shebitches...oh hell no." The question obviously remains.

-Alice gets the job on "The Look" and continues to become more and more insensitive and destructive as a character, making the audience ponder, "When did this happen?" Once again, the quesion remains.

-Tasha realizes that she isn't Bette or Kit and therefore has been on the show too long for a minority. She takes her last paycheck and goes off to realize her full potential elsewhere.

-Helena continues to battle her uselessness on the show by becoming even hotter and even nicer. She's possibly diagnosed with a split personality disorder.

-Shane realizes her true calling and becomes Aladdin at Disneyland. There, she sleeps with all of the magical princesses and occassionally the apathetic girl who runs the teacups in the summer.

-Jenny sets off to find Marina and lives with her in a bungalow somewhere unrealistically tropical. They spend their days answering questions with questions and their nights crying during sex.

"I went to the doctor of philosophy and he was like, 'man, what are YOU doing here, you lesbo?!'"-Sarah Silverman (tSSP)

Alrighty..

Alice wakes Up from a Looong coma where she realises that Dana is A) Still ALIVE and B) Hotter than ever and C) has Killed Lara with a tennis racket.

Alice and Dana then Spend the remaining 7 episodes Making *Howt* Sex and having there inevitable hilarious scenes.

Shane is Still with Carmen and they accidently Kill jenny in a wild love making scene...

Bette and Tina Spend at least more than 15 minutes with angelica in the Whole Season.. and Brush her hair  at least once i mean comeone People can u not see it? !! 

and... Hmm... helena Will Continue to be hot, and funny.

Shane dies, since it has become pretty apparent that her character "development" is more of a broken record than anything else. She is immortalized in myth as a lesbian sex goddess and her grave site becomes place of pilgrimage for Shanaholics everywhere. Women pray to her for children and a holiday will be enacted in reverence of her sexual prowess.

Tasha, although not a "popular enough character, will suddenly disappear once she commences a healthy and fullfilling relationship with another female of color. Thus, she is no longer interesting, since there is no dynamic as far as Ilene Chaiken is concerned. Most likley Alice will have guilt about their precarious relationship and try to get her back, in order to allow Tasha some last minute air-time. When Alice finally destroys Tasha's newfound love, she cheats on her -- again -- just a couple episodes before the season finale. From then on, Tasha leaves and we hear nothing of her ever again.

Helena has A LOT of smoking, slippery, unbelievably intoxicating sex with multiple women to compensate for lack of interesting story lines. In essence, Helena becomes Shane 2.0, but she's still in the BETA stages. She's new to the role, but she'd give it the justice that Shane never could.

Bette and Tina... sigh, I'm sorry. Since season one I never much liked these two together. But, I agree that Bette and Jodi weren't exactly a hot item either. I suggest, not predict, that Bette should, hmmm... I dunno, date another women of mixed race and ethnicity? Then she wouldn't have to deal with any more foibles concerning her "women of color" issues. I kid, I kid... no really.

Kit becomes Foxy Brown and goes out saving lost souls via her power bitch slapping and random 1970s funky, Blackploitation vernacular. She finally bitch slaps the crap out of Jenny who suddenly post-bitchslap has an epiphany, finds Christ and joins a remote Utah commune. She ends up having 5 children from a man she shares with ten other women, all of whom she regularly "visits" at night.

Nikki becomes uber famous. She dyes her hair jet-black, goes extremely goth, wears a vile of her brother's blood on a necklace, goes around the world promoting universal awareness of humanitarian issues, adopts multiple non-white children, and finds Brad Pitt.

Angelica finally commmneces kindergarten, fully traumatized.

Adele becomes Ilene Chaiken and creates "The P Word."

Tibette they've come a long way,i think they should be happy together at the end...

i really don't get Shane and Jenny together after all that happened.Shane was always loyal to her friends,but i don't think that best friends fucked your ex... Jenny has a hard time and she did it to her..so i think Jenny starts writing new book ,Shane moved from house to Alice 'cause she is no longer with Tasha ,maybe Shane finally realize that she miss Molly and try to get her back..

helena and kit owns planet and shebar ,they have great time,but there is still something with Double D..and lover Cindy..

Alice is in The View ,she has a hard time after spliting with Tasha but after all she realize that it was a good thing to do,beacause they were way too different...

first scene should be from the premiere of Lez Girls,where are everybody expect they're not friends as they used to be ...

I was going to suggest that Dana wakes up and discovers that seasons 4 and 5 were just a dream. But then I remembered that the show went haywire at Bette/Kit's father's funeral (remember the bizarre walk-ons and that concert??? For heaven's sake, there goes my blood pressure again....). So let's say Melvin wakes up and we discover that the whole shambles of seasons 3 and 4 and the ridiculousmess of season 5 were just a dream.

Hey. It works for Australian soapies. (We once had a storyline revlove around a dog's dream on Neighbours. And Neighbours prety much is where Mama C has taken the L Word to...)

Not Only But Also

how great would it be to have Dana back on the show again eh?

i just can't seem to get over the Alice-Dana hook up. Daym.

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE FUN...

- Carmen returns and befriends Double D.

- They plot an evil plan on Shane and shave her head in her sleep.

- Shane has to make her own wigs by begging for hair to all the girls she's slept with. They show her the door and remains bald.

- Jodi makes a giant puppet of Bette and sets it on fire. No one comes to the event and Jodi drowns on that stupid Big Bear lake with stones on her pockets. Like Virginia Woolf, but lamer.

- Tina produces a blockbuster documentary on the manatee's reproductive cycle and becomes filthy rich. She buys the remains of Jodi's puppet and donates it to the CAC. It is shown under the name "Botherations".

- Jenny converts to catholicism and enters a convent in Kuala Lumpur. She fucks all the nuns.

- Nikki joins that same convent. Jenny then runs away and becomes a cod fisherman in Iceland. She fucks all the fishermen.

- Bette sends Angelica to the X-men academy, convinced of her superpowers.

- Dr. Xavier sends Angelica back and Bette kills Dr. Xavier.

- Kit goes all afro again, becomes LAPD with Tasha and kicks everyone's ass around.

- Double D gets arrested and goes to dyke prision. Cindy then tattoos her whole body with prision maps under the apparent picture of Rocky & Bullwinkle in drag to get her out.

- Helena buys the moon and starts a "lesbian only" holiday resort on it with Tonya. Bald Shane tries to get there but is lost in space.

- Angus and Henry appear dead, floating in a river and wrapped up in plastic. Nobody claims the corpses.

- Nikki finds Jenny in Iceland and Jenny becomes a tulip horticulturist in Holland. She fucks all the tulips.

- Carmen meets Molly and somehow are turned into vampires by Cherie Jaffe. The three of them capture Shane, who's back from space, and lock her up in a dungeon. Shane is turned into a zombie sex slave.

- Peggy Peabody recruits Kit and Tasha and they become D.E.B.S

- Adelle kidnaps, kills and supplants Ilene Chaikien and creates a new series... "The B Word", on crazy evil cannibal bisexuals who eat lesbian hearts out. The theme song is performed by Billy Blaikie.

- Lara joins "Circ su Soleil" as their official cook. She meets Marina there and become lovers. They spend their days trainning tigers and eating tofu burgers.

- Nikki finds Jenny in Holland and Jenny then becomes a diamond miner in Botswana. She poisons all the miners and steals the diamonds. Nikki finally seduces her again and both of them buy an island near Tahaa. They meet Dusty and start a polyamorous lesbian sect there.

- Dana's poltergeist invades Alice's house and rewrites all the names back on the board. The jinxed magic board starts to randomly apparate people who's listed on it. Ivan, Gabby Deveaux, and Papi are suddenly crashing on Alice's couch.

- A hysterical Alice calls Max, who works as a part time ghostbuster. They mess with Tresum and EVERYONE is teleported to Dante's Cove FOREVER.

THE END

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