The New New Flirting Thread

It's like one of those magic eye pictures. The longer you look at it the sicker it makes you feel, but you just can't look away from it...

..annoying (why twist a pwetty red rose?!?)

[invisble ink] careful, i think Jinxy's trying to hypnotise us all, i's an evil plot to get her stick back i tell ya![/invisible ink]

"weigh each of your words with care, for they will betray "you" and are by which you are weighed."
"Freedom of speech is not an excuse to say anything you want carelessly and then the means to avoid an acco

"Iii'm 'enry the eighth I am
  'enry the eighth I am, I yam

I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before,
And every one was an 'enry ('enry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm 'enry
'enry the eighth I am

Second verse, same as the first, alil bit louder'n alil bit worse

 eye'm 'enry the eighth eye yam

Nhext verse, same as the first, but an aweful lot louder'n aweful lot worse
........."

*trails off*

damn you starling *pokes tongue out smiles*

"weigh each of your words with care, for they will betray "you" and are by which you are weighed."
"Freedom of speech is not an excuse to say anything you want carelessly and then the means to avoid an acco

really glad the paged turned, I really wasn't planning on making everyone sick.

Sorry. :o(

Yes! It did seem that at one point Henry was whom other men wanted to be, and whom woman wanted to be with. But alas, how things can so change, eek!

I think we all only had a momentary nausea thingy feeling.

Curse us and our weak stomachs!

How could I forget, dear Starling:

Everything started when Starling saw my new transformers socks

She insisted in borrowing them from me, at all cost. I explained that there were a present from a dear aunty, and I couldnt share my socks with her. She insisted. 

When I explained again, then , she, in a friendly but deceitful and falsehearted manner kept on offering me sexy beverages of delightful colours and even better taste *hip* 

So by the end of the evening, I was a bit .."equilibrium challenged" as i recalled

But hey, I was always decent, I never go out without a clean pair of decent knickers, in case one one feels bad and have to do to the doctor, as my granny used to say

And this is the real truth...and not what that Starling person is spreading in the form of malicious rumours... 

british newspaper did a story in which they revealed if someone was brought in from outside and paid minimum wage to do the same jobs for the same hours as a "housewife" (us) ...guess how much *s* ....

£35K a year

*sometimes really wants to hit people that seem to think 8 hours a day in "paid" employment is "hardwork" and at home with the kiddies isnt "work"*

"weigh each of your words with care, for they will betray "you" and are by which you are weighed."
"Freedom of speech is not an excuse to say anything you want carelessly and then the means to avoid an acco

... hier is my theorie (in Engels, nie omdat ek dit nie in Afrikaans kan neerskryf nie maar omdat die ander nie sal verstaan nie):

As per Caels' inquiry as to why the thread is so quiet:

Alien Spaceships (similar to those in Tim Burton's Mars Attacks) descended on the earth. Massive abductions occurred globally, all our friends are now victims of the dreaded "anal probe" experiments and thus unable to concentrate long enough to string a sentence together. We were saved, dear Princess, simply because they gave up fighting with the taxis and Zim busses for a parking space. Have no fear, my dear, for I am sure, at this very moment, Starling and Doctor Jones are working on a daring escape plan which will free up all the Lesbians around the globe (Hetero folk must look to their own Superheroes for assistance).

... or they could just be busy.

I, on the other hand, have been engaging in an experiment of my own. Is the card game "Solitaire" based on skill or luck? And, since we know it as "Patience" why am I (a person with no patience) still playing it? And why is it so addictive?

Regarding your pizza craving... go for it! But as they say on The Biggest Loser "if you play, you must pay".

that is disgusting *wink*... well how did the challenge go?. My friend once told me she was coming to fetch me to go to movies, I had half an hour to change, shower, wash my long hair, dry it and attempt to look decent so i'm sure it's doable.

Sadly, I haven't seen my friends, some of them have different holidays to me. They haven't noticed on Facebook either. The people at the tennis club said it looked very nice. I'm going to another 21st on Saturday so I'll see if they notice.

I have meant to respond to you, but I have been swamped too. I would say that life is lame sometimes. I know that it is not funny, but I wouldnt feel humiliated. I bit heartbroken yes, but see? , and I am very much in favour of always trying, in a respectful and cute manner, but trying  ;-))  You would be still wondering if you havent , right?. 

Hi Otek,

Some people just need time to take it in and get over it.  She will feed a little off you too, so dont stress it, its done, her loss.  Glad to hear the friendship is back to normal.

it's easy really, just stand there with your eyes closed and let the sandman do the rest. It helps to be really tired at this point but not recommended if you have friends around who will ridicule you. We were allowed to take bags in, they were searched though so limit what you take in (they didn't see my camera in my bag which just goes to show how observant they are - I'm talking digital SLR not point-and-shoot here). Take sunscreen, a hat, a book or magazine, a jumper for when it gets cooler and a Dri-Mac in case it rains. Cellphone signals were inconsistent so don't lose your mates. Oh and don't drink too much alcohol because you will dehydrate and pass out. Man, I may have to rethink my attendance, if for no other reason than to stalk you make sure no harms comes to you. What's up with a venue change for weather reasons... it's not like Riversands Farm is indoor (it doesn't sound like an indoor venue).

I'm grumpy; my morning has constantly delivered nothing but challenges - first I had to use 2 ATMs because one was for Cash Deposits and the other for Cheque Deposits and I had both... seriously, is this supposed to be progress? Then I got stuck in traffic because the cops are demolishing the Zim bus stop outside our building and so closed off the roads leading to our parking entrance. A security guard decided to test my patience with his rudeness and got a heap back in return along with me bumping his traffic cones out of my way. He threatened to have me arrested and have my car impounded and I told him to "F*** off and stop wasting my time!". Then I get upstairs only to find out that there's no water in the building. Why, if I have already admitted to having no patience, is my patience being tested!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I mention my tooth broke yesterday? Now I have to see the dentist sometime soon (a lot sooner than I intended).

~H~; I'm sorry I had to "get down and dirty" on the Flirt thread but I'd misplaced the panels... and the charger... I forgot how to say "Clear" plus it's hard to pinpoint where the heart of the Flirt thread lies and I'm not a doctor so... I really was left with no other choice. I had some success though. 

Otek; poker with the boys... {wait until I crawl out of the gutter} sounds like fun. Good luck (especially if you're playing with real money). The Coke Fest is a 12-hour music festival with both local and international acts performing. This year's headline act is Oasis, with Snow Patrol, Bullet for my Valentine, Panic at the Disco and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus making up the International Acts.

Sigrid, hurry up and finish that work, it's lonely here at Flirt HQ.

Have a good weekend friends!

PS My brain age (after 4 attempts) is 32 :-). I think my Solitaire skills are average though, which is sad as I've practised a lot lately, I'm pretty good at Hearts though (and ignoring the work I have to do).