liqourstore girl... videstoregirl.... guess that makes me an alcoholic moviefreak.

...that I had a crush on my brother's girlfriend. Anytime I was around her, I'd get all nervous.

Teachers. Teachers. Teachers.

ingrid.. i always made sure i had the desk closest to her desk...

I groped one of my brother's girlfriends... haha... badness... Anyway, as far as embarrassing goes, I would have to say the worst would be the two straight girls I'm seriously crushing right now... oh yeah... and Jane Goodall... something about that woman just blows my dress up... (not that I'm a dress girl, hahah)

I always had a thing for older women. but they never really take me seriously. TT___TT

the star striker for a rival school's soccer team.  i am the goalie and every time she would come to score i would get all nervous for two different reasons.  i didnt want her to score cause she would think i'm a loser but then i wawnted to let her win :/  but she would come in close and i was nervous because i didnt want to take her down and hurt her nor did i want the akwardness of getting off of her after we collided.  she ended up dribbling in and i went for the ball and she landed on top of me... i think that was game over cause i had the ball and she just became frusturated, and then kneed me in my side when she got up... i figured that crush had to die quick... it was more of a love hate thing :)

My cousin's cousin (I'm not related to her at all), my friend's sister, two of my math teachers (one in 7th grade, one this year), my friend's mom, various __girls (a la bekksii), my preschool teacher (while I was in preschool, soooo gay), the list goes on and on...

One of my best friends in the whole world... I actually realized I was gay because I realized that I had a huge crush on her. Im totally over it now, but shes the one close friend who doesnt know, Im totally embarressed to tell her cuz I know she'll ask questions. 

 

There is not an infinate amount of tomorrows... so do it today

I think this has probably happened to everyone at one point, but I completely had a crush on one of my good friends. I told her about it, and we're still very good friends, but she's not a lesbian. Lame. I'm just now beginning to be able to be myself around her.

Embarrassing crushes? I would have to say every single straight girl I've fallen for, I had a little thing for Avril Lavigne when I was younger which was quite embarrassing, Katharine McPhee (I had McPheever like no other), my calc GTA in college, and Emma Watson. 

I know, i know.....but i was 12 and i was probably on drugs or something....

my taste is more refined now, i swear.....

Avril Lavigne.

 

...ugh.

You win

I've got an ongoing crush on one of my mom's friends. It's mainly embarassing because she goes through all my research papers/writings and yet everytime I get around her all I can do is nod and sigh.

As far as celebrities, the one actress who plays Nancy on Weeds.

Nancy is played by Mary-Louise Parker, me too, it's that smile and those big eyes. There's a great Canadian comic named DeAnne Smith who looks like her lesbian twin sister. Those ladies would be two of my many stupid crushes. Some others are Tegan Quin, Tina Fey, Oliva from Attack of the Show!, and going back in time, my 3rd grade teacher.
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"There is homophobia in every corner and pocket of this world, but at the core ... you just love someone and want to make mixtapes for them" -Sara Quin

I oddly enough thought of this yesterday randomly. I disregard my loving of Mary-Louise Parker and Tina Fey to be embarrasing so it have to be a teacher in high school. I wasn't even in her class. I would just see her in the halls and during lunch. She was clearly older and married but still made lunch better.

How is crushing on Mary Louise Parker embarrasing?  That woman is hot!  Seriously, I think it'd be strange not to have a thing for her.

I have a crush on an older woman who sometimes shops at the store where I work. She also happens to work at a gallery in the mall, and I walk by there pretty much every day. I'm not really embarrassed of being attracted to her, but I am of how I behave around her. I'm pretty sure she thinks I hate her because any time I've seen her look at me I turn away abruptly. I want to smile, but I panic and can't do it. I have been friendly the few times I've talked to her at work, but I don't think it's enough to counteract all the times I've avoided her.

I'm not kidding - I used to watch that America's Funniest Videos for him.

But generally my crushes on the girls my age around me are excruciating - there's a girl in university whom I can't breathe normally around, my voice gets either embarassingly high or low, I can't move normally, and I basically turn into a thirteen year old boy talking to his first crush. Ugh. But she's so cute. She probably thinks I'm on drugs the way I act around her, so I try to avoid her but oh, she's so cute. and so taken. sigh. such is life.