The original theatrical production open and closed in the blink of an eye. (October 1995 until January 1996). But now, perhaps thanks to Bad Girls: The Musical, it seems that this is to return, starring... (wait for it) ... Paris Hilton.

I would not make this up. Why anyone would employ her in any sort of production that requires singing is beyond me, lest we all forget how awful she was in "Stars Are Blind".

Let's hope this is just a bad rumor. And let's further hope no one ever thinks to make it into a film.