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What's the worst haircut you've ever had? As of 10am this morning I am currently sporting my worst 'do. All I said was, take a little off the length...and now I have no hair. Jake, my son, screeched when he saw me. Even as I type this he's pointing at me and laughing.

Dorkish's picture

Well

Pretty much every time I get my hair cut it looks terrible until it grows in a bit. Once, though, I let one of my friends give me a new do and it more or less looked like I'd been through a lawnmower.
Heartsease's picture

Hey...

Welcome, Dorkish!
I just noticed that this was your first post.
;-)

I know what you mean about letting friends do things of that nature for you. In college, I let a girlfriend pierce my ears (with a needle and a bar of soap) and they were crooked. Not a good idea!

As you've mentioned though...at least hair will grow back.
Dorkish's picture

True

And thanks for the welcome too.
ThatGirl's picture

no recent...

 haircuts I've had have been that bad.. the last time I got my hair cut the bitch cut it to where one side was like an inch longer than the other side.. but I think the worse haircut I ever had.. suprising I can stil remember this.. was when I was like, 8 and my older brothers decided they were going to give me a haircut.. well, I looked like I lost a fight with a lawnmower.. everyone misstook me for a little boy.. It was bad.. I'm quite a bit more sensible about my hair now though.

I'm happy to say I'm one of the few people from the mid west(Misery, to be exact), that has NEVER had a mullet though :)

Heartsease wrote:
Welcome, Dorkish!
I just noticed that this was your first post.
;-)

I know what you mean about letting friends do things of that nature for you. In college, I let a girlfriend pierce my ears (with a needle and a bar of soap) and they were crooked. Not a good idea!

I let my bro' pierce my ears for me once... One of the holes was crooked.. but it was worth the laugh while he was doing it.

When I was younger, my friends and I had the brilliant ideas of peircings eachothers bellybuttons.. that was an experience.  o.O

Heartsease's picture

Eek!

You trusted a "non-professional" to pierce your ears too?
I guess we live and learn from all of these experiences.
;-)

By the way...I live fairly near you (I went to college at Kent) and have never had a mullet!
Ha!

Heartsease's picture

Jennifer...

That's such a drag when that happens. :-(
(You have my sympathy.)
Probably my worst haircut was a "Dorothy Hamill" style cut that I had "another lifetime ago" (but they were all the rage at the time and the stylists were cutting everybody's hair that way).

I was just mentioning (on another thread) that I needed to get my hair cut, because I looked in the mirror and realized that I resembled an Old English Sheepdog.



jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

Safety Scissors

Caty told me that I look like a shorn puppy, so all is well enough :) But really, it's so bad that I did convince Caty to cut my hair for me. A pair of safety scissors and nudity is enough incentive for me!
Heartsease's picture

:-)

Yep.
That would be incentive enough! :-)
(Yea Caty!)
Oh...and who doesn't want to reach out and pet a shorn puppy?
;-)

Harpy's picture

Afro

Growing up I had really long hair and when I was 13 my parents agreed to let me get it cut...and get a perm.  It looked fine until the woman asked me if I wanted it blow dried.  Why this woman asked me I have no idea -- Not knowing that blowdrying it would make it that way permantly, I said yes.  So, that woman should have known.

I ended up with a huge afro.  It was horrible. 

_________

"If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact." - Jack Handey

Heartsease's picture

:-D

Harpy with an Afro!
I would love to see that!
:-)
Heartsease's picture

Okay...Okay...

I'll confess.
I tried the perm thing too (once) and like you...I thought it was too "poofy", so I used to pull it back in combs and people thought I looked like Bette Midler (early in her career).

emmon's picture

Haircut from Hell

I was out-of-town in RI and needed a haircut.  I went to a place highly recommended by a few of the women I worked with.  The place was cool, stylist was cooler.  I asked her to take off an inch or so.  My god, I felt like that was about all she left on my head.  (I exaggerate)  I probably didn't get my hair cut again for 6 months or more.  It helped if I just let it look messy - or at least I felt it did!  Good luck to you; eat healthy & maybe it'll grow back faster :)
OutToLunch's picture

hair brained

My worst haircut was in the early 90s.  I had just graduated college and was poor, so I went for the $10 cut at Astor Place.  And left there in tears.  MY gf liked it, but that was little consolation. 

One of the few pearls of wisdom I’ve learned over the years:  there are only a few things really worth spending top dollar on - good haircuts are one of them. 

 

 

 

 

jenniferfrompittsburgh - heat makes your hair grow faster, so wear a hat to bed  ;)

Spice's picture

Worst Hair Style

So here goes, since my early teens, I have had really short hair, and for about a year or so, I was the proud bearer of a shaved head (not clean head, but hair with bout 4 mm), so there has been little room for disaster. BUT, as a teen, I decided I was a hippie, and what better way to exercise my hippie existence then to let my best friend cut my hair?!. So yeah.. she did.... I don't think I need to go into further detail. Let's just say that today I pay a decent amount of money to let the professionals do it, lol.

*oh and i made sure that there are little to no photos of that phase...

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman" - Virginia Woolf

 

 

Amy M's picture

Not so much the cut as the color

It isn't so much the cut as the color, but I dyed my hair strawberry platinum-blonde once in college, and it oxidized to orange with dark brown roots, Mixed with my black eyebrows it looked really bad.

I also had an Afro in the 6th grade.  I looked like a brunette Little Orphan Annie.

LckyYou's picture

Well I Have two worst

haircut stories..

 First mine.. When i was like 4 i found a pair of scissors and cut off all my hair and my sister's. some of it was taking down to the scalp other parts were longer. so my mom took us to the salon to get it fixed and i ended up having most of my hair cut off. my dad came home and thought my mom was watching someones sons and my mom yealled at him bc it was his fault that we got to the scissors. i have curly hair so when it grew back it looked like an afro for a bit haha =]

Another time was my sister's hair. she had been asking my mom to get it cut and my mom can cut hair but at the time she was really drowsy from her meds but my sister really wanted her hair cut. my mom warned her but she said do it anyway.... my mom ended up giving her a mullet

=]

Bekkah's picture

ever since i was a little

ever since i was a little kid i wanted to have "boy hair" (and my parents never suspected I was a lesbian, HA!)

 

well, the first time was okay, because my mom's friend and our neighbor just took to my head with the clipper and i had about two inches. I looked like a guy, till it grew out, so i was happy.

 

second time, i got it cut professionally, and I had yet to discover the side part, so I parted in the middle (*gags*) it was horrible. then I dyed it black, which made it even worse. when the roots grew out, my mother and I had the brilliant idea that if we re-dyed my hair red, it would all end up red.

 

no.

 

i ended up with black hair and red roots. the red faded, the black did not. my hair grew out, so i had black tips until i finally had to get my hair stripped. fun times.

 

i want to just shave it all off, but with respect to my father, i won't. (he says i look horrible with short hair, so....)

SweetMyst's picture

My Sister the Hairdresser

back in high school I stole some of my sisters clothes and then, kinda spilt something nasty (ie: impossible to remove by mortal means) on them, so she did what every older sister would do in such a situation, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and cut off huge clumps of my hair, luckily I woke up before she got too creative but the damage was pretty much done - I looked like a barbie doll on crack.    

Imagination is the eye of the soul ~

Heartsease's picture

Yikes!

Sister revenge!
Do you and your sister laugh about it now?
;-)
SweetMyst's picture

Family Matters

Unfortunately no, I haven't spoken to my sister in years, but I still smile about it every now and then.

Imagination is the eye of the soul ~

Heartsease's picture

How sad...

I'm sorry to hear that.

Hugs To You!
theDgrl's picture

aww.. well.. mine was...

I used to live in India when I was a kid, and I was around 7ish when my cousin took me to the salon and it wasn't me who needed a cut it was her.. but she ended up getting my hair chopped off :[ I got a boy hair cut.. it's not great when I used to wear dresses back in those days heh..remember hair always grows ;]

 

 

 

 

I need you like a heart needs a beat,

I loved you with the fire, red now it's turning blue

 

i likeys's picture

ohhhh i was about 6 and my

ohhhh i was about 6 and my hair was short like cut like someone had placed a bowl over my head and cut it with safety scissors. it was horrible....i cried through the whole thing and come monday i had to go to school with it. needless to say i was mistaken for a boy at least twice that day....*buries head in hands and cries* lol....
theDgrl's picture

oh I forgot..

When my Mum saw the cut.. she was mad as hell.. my cousin got into a huge trouble woot

 

 

I need you like a heart needs a beat,

I loved you with the fire, red now it's turning blue

 

espejitoespejito's picture

Love The Mullet.

Note : If there is one thing we all have in common as women with unconventional sexual preferences it is the fact that we have all lived through situations where we have been discriminated against. So I wonder, why then would we promulgate discrimination amongst our own ranks promoting this fierce hatred of one of histories most brilliant haircuts: The Mullet.Everywhere I turn on this site someone is hating the beauty that is The Mullet and I for one, am ready to take a stand. I have a mullet and I am damn proud of it. Just kidding, bout the hate stuff, not the mullet, I do in fact sport one , although now it's turned into a much punkier rat tail. But just so you don't think the worst of me, some of you might know in the last 5 or so yrs. it's become fashionable again(the mullet), specially in Europe and Latinamerica.

Anyway my worst haircut, although by what I've read many of you might think any of my haircuts are a nightmare, was back in the late nineties (Cold Case style flashback)... And it was far to bizarre for my description skills, so I've drawn a little portrait(the part with red dots was actually shave down to about 3 or 4 mm).


 

http://iwoulddosupermanifhewouldletme.blogspot.com project/art blog (english)
http://comadotcom.blogspot.com

 

Liz456's picture

bleh.

I used to have a mullet in elementary school.
horrible.
I blame my mother for jump-starting my gayness.
Brilliant_I's picture

Oh, man!

I got the worst haircut when I was modeling for this company "Sexy Hair". I agreed to do it only if they weren't going cut it to short, because as a model you can't change your look too much, otherwise you have to redo your entire portfolio.

I remember sitting in a chair and listening to the sound of scissors going through my hair. Then the guy who was working on me decided to cut my bangs, literally up to my forehead, I said: "You know, this might be a little too short...". He got really mad! He looked at me and said: "Listen, honey! You're a model here and I am the master. I will decide what's short and whats not!".

I was too young and unexperienced to tell him to fuck off and came home that night, looking like a chubby 4 year old baby with short bleached blond hair. It was just awful.

Helter Skelter's picture

Survivor

Worst haircut that I have SEEN is, the lunch ladies' on Survivor China. That was nasty.

Worst I have had is when my friend had gum and thought it would be fun to put it in my hair. I had to chop a few inches off because of it.


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